FINE
I fucking own up to it.
I was the guy in the toddler outfit.
Allow me to explain. After getting ousted from the masturbatorium bushes in Rob's front yard(which I fucking invented for fuck's sake), I was looking for the perfect mate. Carlee Russell was the female pedo I was looking for! I put on my disguise and hid in the bushes where I knew she'd be driving by(yes I'm always in the fucking bushes, fuck you guys). She saw me and picked me up right away! After 14 hours of lovemaking, she realized I'm 6 feet tall, have a receded hairline, am covered in body hair, and I have a penis slightly larger than that of a little boy. She of course dumped me...literally back on the side of the road where she found me. Rob, I need a ride home back to your bushes.