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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #75 on: July 19, 2023, 05:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too late, you've committed.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #76 on: July 19, 2023, 05:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #77 on: July 19, 2023, 05:25:26 PM »
As you all know, the old saying is "Once you go black you get AIDS."

Thanks to Carlee Russell I now have AIDS goddammit.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #78 on: July 19, 2023, 05:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:25:26 PM
As you all know, the old saying is "Once you go black you get AIDS."

Thanks to Carlee Russell I now have AIDS goddammit.

Fuck I gotta get a hazmat team on this pool asap.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #79 on: July 19, 2023, 05:49:43 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Oh goddammit I didn't know she was a negro!

I take back everything I said about having sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha!
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #80 on: July 19, 2023, 05:59:15 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 05:49:14 PM
Fuck I gotta get a hazmat team on this pool asap.

Actually it turns out I only got elephantiasis not AIDS so everything is AOK other than my ballsack swelling up

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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #81 on: July 19, 2023, 06:15:30 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on July 18, 2023, 04:46:42 PM
She / They are hiding in Robs Hedge !!
LOL  ;D
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #82 on: July 19, 2023, 06:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 05:59:15 PM
Actually it turns out I only got elephantiasis not AIDS so everything is AOK other than my ballsack swelling up

Pics of said ballsack.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #83 on: July 19, 2023, 06:28:48 PM »
Ho hoax
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #84 on: July 19, 2023, 06:41:42 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 06:23:15 PM
Pics of said ballsack.

As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #85 on: July 19, 2023, 06:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 06:41:42 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus

That is impressive. Jakked with a giant hog and balls.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #86 on: July 19, 2023, 06:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 06:41:42 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus
I didn’t realize you work out bro. Do you Strict Curl?
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #87 on: July 19, 2023, 07:04:12 PM »
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #88 on: July 19, 2023, 07:41:50 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on July 19, 2023, 06:59:38 PM
I didn’t realize you work out bro. Do you Strict Curl?

I'll be founding my own strict curl federation called "Swollen Ballsack Strict Curl Nation" and plan on setting a world record as I will be the only member of the federation.  These days I'm strict curling 205 for reps Richard Nixon style.  If I can get some more bioidentical meth I should be able to strict curl 315 no problem.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2023, 09:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 19, 2023, 06:41:42 PM
As you can see it's starting to catch up to my dingus

And spring leaks.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2023, 09:07:16 PM »
They now found questionable internet searches on her browser history.
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #91 on: July 19, 2023, 09:08:30 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 07:04:12 PM
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?

You should probably warn her to steer clear of the bushes after sundown.   ;D
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #92 on: July 19, 2023, 09:55:05 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on July 19, 2023, 09:07:16 PM
They now found questionable internet searches on her browser history.

So she was searching getbig?
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #93 on: July 20, 2023, 04:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Sandrock on July 18, 2023, 02:35:26 PM
How do you always find my secret spots dude?!?!?!

Quote from: Sandrock on July 18, 2023, 07:02:08 PM
Thanks dude

I'm jerking it in your pool now, thinking about my brief tryst with Carlee

I know you are... cuz I'm watching... ;)

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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #94 on: July 20, 2023, 04:35:44 PM »
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #95 on: July 20, 2023, 04:36:21 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on July 19, 2023, 07:04:12 PM
That pic has me cracking the fuck up. The wife just goes what’s so funny and I showed her and she just shook her head and asked how old are these guys?

I get that regularly LOL - even my adult kids roll their eyes now when they see I'm in this place

Oh, and by the way, that pic is shopped - Sandrock was being modest - here's the legit pic
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #96 on: July 20, 2023, 05:06:19 PM »
Is Russia still invading Carlee ???
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2023, 05:52:32 PM »
Told y'all it was false. 
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2023, 05:53:03 PM »
Quote from: chaos on July 20, 2023, 05:06:19 PM
Is Russia still invading Carlee ???

Yeah really


She was kidnapped by a white guy with red hair, who used a white male toddler to lure her in... and he transported her out of the area in an 18 wheeler, then she escaped, but was promptly kidnapped by a guy in another car and she was brought to a place where the kidnapper did not tie up her wrists because he “didn’t want to leave an impression on her wrists”... and he was also kind enough to NOT rape her. But he did let his female accomplice play with her hair. Then she escaped and ran through the woods, and when she came out of the woods, she was at her parents front door.


Schizophrenia
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Re: The disappearance of Carlee Russell
« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2023, 07:31:59 AM »
I do feel bad for her parents and the rest of her family.
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