That isn’t funny Rambone.
At first I thought that Carlee was kidnapped by an Asian gang or something. I mistakenly believed the toddler to be Asian. She did hint that kidnapper spoke another language, she believes that it was Asian.
The kidnapper indicated they were playing by “prison rules”. She said that she was in big trouble, “double trouble”, just like during medieval times. She did eat, but there were no utensils.
She was completely disoriented. She could have been at sea. Carlee stated that she actually heard someone yell: “Dry land is not a myth. I’ve seen it”.
She was vigilant. She even got the kidnapper’s name. His last name was Ricardo. His first name may have been Ricky (definitely Asian). He had hair plugs. He was taking “the pot”. He had scars, as if he had been burned by molten lava.
The kidnapper indicated the he wasn’t just going to sit around “stewing” about his ex. He said that they were going to go bungee jumping in Mexico, despite their lack of regulations.
Carlee told the kidnapper that her mother and father were going to save her. The kidnapper whispered this in her ear: “Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.”
Thankfully Carlee is back home.
