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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #550 on: October 31, 2023, 07:10:11 PM »

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #551 on: November 01, 2023, 04:27:39 AM »

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #552 on: November 01, 2023, 05:27:05 AM »

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #553 on: November 01, 2023, 05:39:53 AM »
HAHA, the quotes are all actual quotes
"4 weeks is a long time but yes based on my calculations I won’t be in my best shape at 4 weeks as I am not changing the metabolism until next week. However I will be close enough and qualify for nationals. I am getting married in May and my girl asked for me not to be bloated for our wedding pics"

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #554 on: November 01, 2023, 06:27:45 AM »
"4 weeks is a long time but yes based on my calculations I won’t be in my best shape at 4 weeks as I am not changing the metabolism until next week. However I will be close enough and qualify for nationals. I am getting married in May and my girl asked for me not to be bloated for our wedding pics"

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He just talks out of his ass over and over to justify whatever is the flavor of the minute fad he's pursuing.

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #555 on: November 01, 2023, 06:39:56 AM »
I stuck this link in TEAMS chat, hit send (to my wife) and I hear her cracking  up upstairs,   ;D ;D

https://www.brianwoodhealyhankins.com/brian-hankins-gallery

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #556 on: November 01, 2023, 06:42:55 AM »

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #557 on: November 01, 2023, 06:45:00 AM »


She asked me if Brian has Turrets...   :D

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #558 on: November 01, 2023, 06:53:46 AM »
She asked me if Brian has Turrets...   :D
Why would she ask that?




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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #559 on: November 01, 2023, 06:55:40 AM »
Why would she ask that?




:D

When I was watching Joshs video yesterday, she came down to bring me some food and was watching over my shoulder, cracking up...
She thinks we're all nuts.. LOL    :D

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #560 on: November 01, 2023, 07:30:23 AM »
When I was watching Joshs video yesterday, she came down to bring me some food and was watching over my shoulder, cracking up...
She thinks we're all nuts.. LOL    :D
Well........we are !!  ;D

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #561 on: November 01, 2023, 08:52:05 AM »
When I was watching Joshs video yesterday, she came down to bring me some food and was watching over my shoulder, cracking up...
She thinks we're all nuts.. LOL    :D
:D ;D

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« Reply #562 on: November 01, 2023, 10:15:51 AM »
When I was watching Joshs video yesterday, she came down to bring me some food and was watching over my shoulder, cracking up...
She thinks we're all nuts.. LOL    :D

Have you told her the wives tales Wood Hankins tells?

1. Fought entire classes every day the entire school year. Grades 2,3,4,5,6 straight no breaks
2. Would rag doll mike tyson
3. "Stuff for Dumplings"

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« Reply #563 on: November 01, 2023, 10:58:47 AM »
Have you told her the wives tales Wood Hankins tells?

1. Fought entire classes every day the entire school year. Grades 2,3,4,5,6 straight no breaks
2. Would rag doll mike tyson
3. "Stuff for Dumplings"

She will probably get in on the pile on soon too.

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #564 on: November 01, 2023, 11:15:03 AM »
She will probably get in on the pile on soon too.

my wife has laughed at hankins for years! it got to the point (during the last show he quit), i couldnt chuckle in front of the computer over anything without her saying, "Hankins again"?

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« Reply #565 on: November 01, 2023, 11:18:50 AM »
my wife has laughed at hankins for years! it got to the point (during the last show he quit), i couldnt chuckle in front of the computer over anything without her saying, "Hankins again"?

Some Great Quotes




Write whatever nonsense you want I told you guys what happened just because you don’t like it doesn’t change the fact I got very sick and my organs were failing  I could not process water or salt I was throwing up bile and cramping severely. All I ever do is speak the truth and everything I say you guys claim I am lying it’s ducking nonsense believe whatever the duck you want I am going to win that show



I have Chrohns it can cause severe dehydration and liver failure when the liver is stressed and inflamed you throw up bile people with chrons get hospitalized with it all the time that is what was happening you guys just want to argue when I tell you I was sick I was sick when I say my organs were dialing they were failing when you get to that point it’s bad and it can happen quick out of nowhere you don’t have to be dieting at all for it to happen



My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model


Emily goty me some fluids and after sittign for a but ad talkign about it we decided to head home. I don't even remember going to the car or the first half of the trip I would wake up violently kicking the car then demand fludis then pass back out after mumbling stories about cartoon dogs and weird shit


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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #566 on: November 01, 2023, 11:21:57 AM »
my wife has laughed at hankins for years! it got to the point (during the last show he quit), i couldnt chuckle in front of the computer over anything without her saying, "Hankins again"?
;D :D


Hanky must be kicking the dog again reading this.


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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #567 on: November 01, 2023, 12:21:46 PM »
When I was watching Joshs video yesterday, she came down to bring me some food and was watching over my shoulder, cracking up...
She thinks we're all nuts.. LOL    :D

Thank your wife for the compliment! It means a lot!  8)

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #568 on: November 01, 2023, 01:12:22 PM »
Some Great Quotes




Write whatever nonsense you want I told you guys what happened just because you don’t like it doesn’t change the fact I got very sick and my organs were failing  I could not process water or salt I was throwing up bile and cramping severely. All I ever do is speak the truth and everything I say you guys claim I am lying it’s ducking nonsense believe whatever the duck you want I am going to win that show



I have Chrohns it can cause severe dehydration and liver failure when the liver is stressed and inflamed you throw up bile people with chrons get hospitalized with it all the time that is what was happening you guys just want to argue when I tell you I was sick I was sick when I say my organs were dialing they were failing when you get to that point it’s bad and it can happen quick out of nowhere you don’t have to be dieting at all for it to happen



My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model


Emily goty me some fluids and after sittign for a but ad talkign about it we decided to head home. I don't even remember going to the car or the first half of the trip I would wake up violently kicking the car then demand fludis then pass back out after mumbling stories about cartoon dogs and weird shit



translated as "Im a coward who cant admit defeat"

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #569 on: November 01, 2023, 03:23:47 PM »


LOL  ;D  :D

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #570 on: November 01, 2023, 03:52:44 PM »
She asked me if Brian has Turrets...   :D
Tourette.

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #571 on: November 01, 2023, 04:51:22 PM »

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #572 on: November 01, 2023, 06:34:27 PM »
https://www.brianwoodhealyhankins.com

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Love it!

I’m surprised Brian hasn’t added his text messages to the website

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #573 on: November 01, 2023, 07:52:51 PM »
Another point in favor of it being Ballspew and not Hanky now is that he hasn't given a new ailment excuse in quite a while.  I think this may be a record time period.

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Re: Sam Sulek
« Reply #574 on: November 02, 2023, 12:44:28 AM »
She asked me if Brian has Turrets...   :D

He’s a weird fucker for sure, but I seriously doubt he has actual turrets mounted on or around his home.

Unless you meant Tourette’s 😁