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Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« on: September 07, 2023, 06:43:19 AM »
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2023, 06:45:30 AM »
smiling on the outside , dying on the inside
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2023, 06:51:44 AM »
Fuck's sake, this news has really ruined my day. How the hell am I going to break this to the family?
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2023, 06:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on September 07, 2023, 06:51:44 AM
Fuck's sake, this news has really ruined my day. How the hell am I going to break this to the family?

sit them all down with a big box of tissues handy and all hold hands while you break the news...

You wont need to make any meals for the rest of the day due to the fall out from the announcement...

PS, make sure the kids dont try and smuggle booze or sharp objects to their rooms.
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2023, 07:00:10 AM »
Who the fuck is "Ian"  ?
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2023, 07:02:15 AM »
a real contender in weak shows
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2023, 07:03:24 AM »
Translated as

"Recent bloods show organ failure....."
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Phantom Spunker

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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2023, 07:04:25 AM »
Quote from: joswift on September 07, 2023, 06:59:20 AM
sit them all down with a big box of tissues handy and all hold hands while you break the news...

You wont need to make any meals for the rest of the day due to the fall out from the announcement...

PS, make sure the kids dont try and smuggle booze or sharp objects to their rooms.
:D
It's my youngest I'm most worried about. His bedroom is absolutely covered in Ian's posters.
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2023, 07:04:40 AM »
Smart to get out before the kidneys explode...
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2023, 07:05:58 AM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on September 07, 2023, 07:00:10 AM
Who the fuck is "Ian"  Iain?

Chris Bumhead's brother inlaw...
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2023, 07:06:27 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on September 07, 2023, 07:04:40 AM
Smart to get out before the kidneys explode...

and then there is
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joswift

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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2023, 07:06:35 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on September 07, 2023, 07:04:25 AM
:D
It's my youngest I'm most worried about. His bedroom is absolutely covered in Ian's posters.

I had Bruce Lee posters all over my wall

My brother had Bay City Rollers on his. ???
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Re: Ian is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2023, 10:13:58 AM »
Quote from: joswift on September 07, 2023, 07:06:35 AM
I had Bruce Lee posters all over my wall

My brother had Bay City Rollers on his. ???
GAY CITY ROLLERS ,not that theres anything wrong with that :)
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2023, 10:30:37 AM »
when Matt Jansen can't fix your torn pec ....move on to bigger and better
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2023, 10:35:57 AM »
3rd tier pro announces retirement so people will actually notice.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2023, 11:28:02 AM »
Quote from: joswift on September 07, 2023, 10:35:57 AM
3rd tier pro announces retirement so people will actually notice.

Hahahaha.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2023, 11:31:14 AM »
Quote from: joswift on September 07, 2023, 10:35:57 AM
3rd tier pro announces retirement so people will actually notice.

Retirement.  Where do you suppose he will retire to? What do you think he'll do with all his free time now that he's retired?

I can't imagine the fortune he's accumulated. I'm sure his pension or annuity will cover his living expenses and now he can just rest on his laurels.

Ian, congratulations on your retirement! You earned it.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2023, 12:01:55 PM »
Cbum will doing the same soon. But it’s bodybuilding, they’ll both end up coming back.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2023, 12:04:18 PM »
The Toronto Pro will never be the same
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2023, 12:05:50 PM »
Quote from: sway on September 07, 2023, 12:01:55 PM
Cbum will doing the same soon. But it’s bodybuilding, they’ll both end up coming back.

CBum is very well off, Iain,  not so much...
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2023, 01:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on September 07, 2023, 06:43:19 AM


End of an era?


No.


Andrew Jacked and Michal Krizo are here, and you generate zero buzz; zero excitement. So you’re bowing out.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2023, 01:32:50 PM »
Is he a pro?
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2023, 02:30:37 PM »
Could see this  coming a mile away .... his wife Melissa takes the heat for their steroid bust (she's done competing...you never see / hear her on YouTube anymore ) next Iain hasn't posted any update pics or videos or gone on any podcasts in awhile .... plus with all the new talent he's going to slip in the placings....
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2023, 03:09:45 PM »
With the current crop of bodybuilders, Ian is a competitor who will not touch the top 6-8 in any big show so what’s the point in juicing to the gills to place 10th of 11th in a show.  His time has gone, get out now and have a family and stop dreaming about what could have been.
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Re: Iain is hanging up the thongs!
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2023, 09:57:46 PM »
Writing was on the wall, his body was deteriorating, his chest/lower back were atrophied and will progressively get worse.  All the while watch guys like Lunsford, Andrew Jacked, Sampson, Hunter surpass him. He's maxed out, he's been juicing since 18, not really much more to it.
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