Author Topic: Funny gym characters thread!!! (Read 14970 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** April 29, 2006, 01:23:54 PM »

let's hear some of your funny people in the gym stories, i'll start.........how about the 24 year old gym "manager" 6'1" 185lbs. with 14 and a half inch arms and a bicep tribal tattoo who walks around with ILS telling people he's 225 or the 6'0" 155lb. guy wearing a string tank top, John Deere baseball cap, sweats and a cloth belt doing 225lb. quarter squats.

alexxx · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:26:16 PM »

There is a guy in my gym that is the strongest and prettiest and wittiest guy ever. Goes by the name of Alexxx.

sarcasm · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:27:24 PM »

or the red haired 40 something dude sitting on the seated cable row bench reading the sports page and watching the NFL Draft on the gym TV.

youandme · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:31:26 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 29, 2006, 01:27:24 PM

or the red haired 40 something dude sitting on the seated cable row bench reading the sports page and watching the NFL Draft on the gym TV.

Oh you had one of those assholes in your gym today also huh, Im sure mine had yours beat he decided to turn the volume WAY up like it has to be everyones business, I could care less about that crap

sarcasm · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:34:46 PM »

Quote from: youandme on April 29, 2006, 01:31:26 PM

Oh you had one of those assholes in your gym today also huh, Im sure mine had yours beat he decided to turn the volume WAY up like it has to be everyones business, I could care less about that crap

i might be able to see it if he did a set now and then but he didn't do one set.

michael arvilla · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:36:06 PM »

ok............i got a million!

the bald headed goatee wearing,house of pain tank top wearing,6 ft 2" female supermodel leg lookalikes,
calfless bastard,tatooed,bitchtitted,guy doing a bodybuilding show in 6 weeks,who thinks he's all that

Wait a second.................. ........................ ..THAT'S ME!

sarcasm · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:38:15 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on April 29, 2006, 01:36:06 PM

ok............i got a million!

the bald headed goatee wearing,house of pain tank top wearing,6 ft 2" female supermodel leg lookalikes,
calfless bastard,tatooed,bitchtitted,guy doing a bodybuilding show in 6 weeks,who thinks he's all that

Wait a second.................. ........................ ..THAT'S ME!

you're too hard on yourself Mike, at least you train like a madman, some of these tools couldn't lift their way out of a wet paper bag yet they walk around like they are beasts.

alexxx · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:40:04 PM »

All people are clowns in my gym!

I have a guy that is 5'5" 200 pounds and weak as a kitten who is always obssesed about his size. Always asking I am big right?? $:-\$

I got some guy giving advice to other people and he weights only 135 pounds soak and wet and himself has shit form. Stays away from me

There are guys in my gym weaker than most girl lifters who walk around like they are all tough.

There is this one dweeb that came to the gym right after an all night rave skinny as the poles. Good thing he brought his girlfriend and I think he also brought his boyfriend.

There is the somewhat big black guy walking topless in the gym eyeing me probably because he feels intimidated.

There are people that come and talk all day long in the gym.

There are too many dumbasses to list and if I payed attention to every single one of them then I would go crazy and make fun of people on the internet as relief.

Ps: my grandmother. my mother and my sister all train better than 95 % of the people in the gym!

Stavios · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:40:46 PM »

the 6 ft 0" 140 lbs guy bitching about the fact that our gym don't have dumbells heavier than the 130's

michael arvilla · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:41:11 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 29, 2006, 01:38:15 PM

you're too hard on yourself Mike, at least you train like a madman, some of these tools couldn't lift their way out of a wet paper bag yet they walk around like they are beasts.

yea..................but i dont wanna be another Vince G!

(gotta train harder,eat cleaner,do more cardio,bump it up a notch)

sarcasm · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:42:59 PM »

how about the 5'8" 180lb. dude who comes in with his wife wearing a Beverly International t-shirt and does chest/back supersets with the 80lb. db's on flat presses and a 35 and a 25 on t-bar rows and has his "wife" do the same workout, hahaha.

michael arvilla · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:45:04 PM »

got any "Rhino" stories Sarcasm?

sarcasm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:46:28 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on April 29, 2006, 01:45:04 PM

got any "Rhino" stories Sarcasm?

at least Jack is big and somewhat hardcore, i look around my gym and it makes me fear for mankind sometimes,

Stavios · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:46:43 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on April 29, 2006, 01:45:04 PM

got any "Rhino" stories Sarcasm?

Weren't you a Rhino fan ?

sarcasm · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:49:10 PM »

how about the 55 year old "personal trainer" 5'10" literally 145lbs. soaking wet, glasses, 13 inch arms having his "clients" do cable curl/pushdown supersets as an arm workout.

sarcasm · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:52:35 PM »

or the 24 year old dude always wearing the same Under Armour shirt who wants to start a "Gold's Gym wrestling club".

body88 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:52:38 PM »

The high and tight hair cutted x military guy turned kick boxer who whenever anyone with decent size walks near shadow box's in the mirror and spin kicks the squat rack.......

Ha ha this guy at my gym has got to practise a fight sequence before he goes to the gym. Everytime anyone walks near him he busts out his Matrix fight sequence all over the place.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:52:51 PM »

WHAT ABOUT THE SHADOW BOXERS???

They do a set and then jump up and down and pretend they are fighting someone.

Does this bother anybody else, or is it just me??

XFACTOR · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:53:48 PM »

Quote from: body88 on April 29, 2006, 01:52:38 PM

The high and tight hair cutted x military guy turned kick boxer who whenever anyone with decent size walks near shadow box's in the mirror and spin kicks the squat rack.......

That's funny!!! we posted that at the same time.. LMAO!! I guess that annoys you too.

sarcasm · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:54:17 PM »

hahahaha, we had three of the fucking smelliest Bosnian dudes in the gym one day all skinny and hairy all doing kicks right near the power racks.

body88 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:55:07 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on April 29, 2006, 01:53:48 PM

That's funny!!! we posted that at the same time.. LMAO!! I guess that annoys you too.

Haha i just edited my post and added about more about this clown...... Every gym has one haha... Youre not alone!!!!!!!

body88 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:55:44 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 29, 2006, 01:54:17 PM

hahahaha, we had three of the fucking smelliest Bosnian dudes in the gym one day all skinny and hairy all doing kicks right near the power racks.

O boy I bet he was the type of spaz who claimed he used to be "special forces"

sarcasm · « **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:57:58 PM »

we've got another dude who comes in 55 years old 5'8" 140lbs. who literally wears a string tank top, baggies and one of those old leather GNC weight belts and weighs himself before and after workouts.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:59:11 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 29, 2006, 01:54:17 PM

hahahaha, we had three of the fucking smelliest Bosnian dudes in the gym one day all skinny and hairy all doing kicks right near the power racks.

Great point!! The token smelly middle eastern dudes.
I actually asked one of them if they could please wear deodorant, at the gym. That their smell was putred. He replied "How the hell do you know it's me that stinks"?? I told him because he was the only one around. My training partner just looked at me in disbelief. I said it;s not fair that we should have to suffer because he can't clean himself properly.

body88 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2006, 01:59:34 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 29, 2006, 01:57:58 PM

we've got another dude who comes in 55 years old 5'8" 140lbs. who literally wears a string tank top, baggies and one of those old leather GNC weight belts and weighs himself before and after workouts.

lol does he give you the serious glare since the gym is a place where you workout not smile!!!!!!!!!!

The smallest dudes are always the most serious lol

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