Funny gym characters thread!!!

[MikeThaMachine]

I was at Golds today applying for a job and they had soft rock on How can somone lift to that

[gtbro1]

This is a great thread.

[LuciusFox]

Probably true, but you don't see me showing up at a marathon thinking I'm a runner, so why do they show up at a gym thinking they are bodybuilders? 

  Don't make fun of them too much, laughing at 145 pound guys is one of the few things my 160 pound self can do

[War-Horse]

  Don't make fun of them too much, laughing at 145 pound guys is one of the few things my 160 pound self can do

Yeah showstoppa, quit hogging all the fun    Foxy wants to rip on someone too.

[gtbro1]

Yeah showstoppa, quit hogging all the fun    Foxy wants to rip on someone too.

but that isn't the christian way.

[marcie999]

The guy who comes in................. grabs a workout bench and the DB's of his choice.... and then lifts his arms and chloroforms half the gym with his armpits when he starts using them. Any time he moves his arms away from his sides is bad. We call him Captain Chloroform.

Then there are the IMPORTANT corporate types who take mobile phone calls during their workouts, and look to see if anyone is listening to what they are saying. And they never put their weights away either.

And the guys who take pics of the ladies with their mobile phones while the gals are working out.

Gah. These people need a life. And some soap.

 

[gtbro1]

I saw a piece on the news once referring to cell phone cameras,and  some
 gyms won't allow you to use them in the gym just for that reason.

[K-1]

The guy who comes in................. grabs a workout bench and the DB's of his choice.... and then lifts his arms and chloroforms half the gym with his armpits when he starts using them. Any time he moves his arms away from his sides is bad. We call him Captain Chloroform.

LMFAO..... We have one of these at my gym. Our chlorofomer comes through the door already at Full Chloro......My cousin (who is a smart-a$$) turned to him one day after he started on the cable curl beside us (we damn near died trying to breath) and said "That's a damn shame you left the house like that." and then continued his workout. They guy (Mr. Chloroform) was completely bewildered. LOL. I couldn't stop laughing.

[The Showstoppa]

so go over to them and give them advice

No thanks, not my thing.  If they ask, I'll give advice, but they are so cocky (for no reason) that I really would prefer they just blow out their shoulder and quit.

[LuciusFox]

but that isn't the christian way.

 I agree that bashing isn't, but teasing is ok in my book