Getbiggers have any tips on how to meet girl in gym?

[Rambone]

I think that the suspenders were a nice touch to this interrogation scene

[Royalty]

She was insured

He was the beneficiary

THE SOLE BENEFICIARY

[Taffin]

Your comment that "It's NEVER OK to hit a woman" [while true MOST of the time] proof to me you have never gotten a significant number of women - or you would ran into a piece of shit one at some point.

Because there is ONE reason to hit [or: physically intervene] with a woman:
SELF-DEFENSE.

Full disclosure - I have never struck a woman in my life - held a few flailing arms to protect myself?  Sure.  Tried to run one over once and missed?  Sure.  But I blamed the Clen for that one

And Matt - Bro

You know I'm also on team Matt Canneloni for life - you're like the crazy little brother I never had.  But you must realise that when you finally go on your "Short-lived Tour of Righteous Retribution" that it will 100% be this pic they use for the "Bodybuilder runs amok in Thunder Bay" front pages! 

[Dokey111]

the lesson is that you have a very high opinion of yourself.   

So would you if you were me

[Rambone]

She was insured

He was the beneficiary

THE SOLE BENEFICIARY

Lmao!

[beakdoctor]

"Bodybuilder runs amok in Thunder Bay" front pages!  ;D

LOL

[SOMEPARTS]

[Dave D]

I used to fuck 100 girls during Spring break and have threesomes with air hostesses, but somehow I’ve forgotten how to talk to women

So I finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again the last few weeks.  There are some annoying fuckers there, a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamoured with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialise with anyone but I can read between the lines:  I think she might be trying to source cock

But I decided not to try chat her up - I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them without the guy coming off as creepy.  We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself

So at first I just played it cool.  I was polite, said hello to her in passing, nodded hello.  That’s all.  I figured that if she was interested she'd let me know – I mean, she’s aware of me already, right?

But that wasn’t working.

So I decided to get a logbook and conspicuously mark down her work out routines and times.  I wanted to make it clear to her that I’m courageous brave and powerful, and she shouldn’t think I’m gonna back down like some beta cuck.  I also confronted her outside the gym a few times, catching her off guard to show her my true wit and cunning

Then I started wearing ultra thin cycling shorts with no underpants and kept training besides her with a chub-on.  This culminated with me posting a video on TikTok of me working out beside her, making it loud and clear that I have a legit 6.45 inch cock and I’m nearing 32,000 posts on GetBig

I mean, even if she decides to fuck me, it's not like she cleansed her snatch in the hours leading up to her workout, right?  For all I know she just had wicked diarrhoea shits.  There are certain unwritten rules in our society:  Women don’t talk about having diarrhoea shits, and we don't sniff about inside the gym.  Besides, it’s only rape if she coat-hangers my love child and becomes difficult to find – otherwise it’s just deep and powerful Jungian shadow sex...

I’ll let you know how I get on...

Excellent.

I do think covid has had negative consequences on El’s social interactions. Poor guy literally went from hooking up with flight attendants he met on cross country flights to begging for advice on how to approach the woman he has been stalking……

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Full disclosure - I have never struck a woman in my life - held a few flailing arms to protect myself?  Sure.  Tried to run one over once and missed?  Sure.  But I blamed the Clen for that one

Agreed, I've never hit a woman other than with a motor vehicle.

Been run over by one too.

Sticks and stones, eh?

[Kwon]

Full disclosure - I have never struck a woman in my life - held a few flailing arms to protect myself?  Sure.  Tried to run one over once and missed?  Sure.  But I blamed the Clen for that one

And Matt - Bro

You know I'm also on team Matt Canneloni for life - you're like the crazy little brother I never had.  But you must realise that when you finally go on your "Short-lived Tour of Righteous Retribution" that it will 100% be this pic they use for the "Bodybuilder runs amok in Thunder Bay" front pages! 

[OneMoreRep]

Great thread!

Some responses have been masterful.

"1"

[Hulkotron]

Can we get an update on EDB's progress on this matter?

[Kwon]

I’ve finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again.  There are some annoying fuckers , a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamored with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialize with anyone. How do you approach a gym girl wearing headphones who actually works out and don’t come off as creepy? I’d love to chat her up but I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them. 

We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself.

Would love to hear some serious tips.

Also, i recommend Dysons products for cleaning, best vacuum i've ever had!

[Dalnet]

Have you considered throwing a dumbell through the glass mirror that she's training in front of and screaming, "Are you not entertained?" at her?

[Dalnet]

In the past I have struck out approaching women at the gym.

I never had any luck that I can remember.

I am not and wasn’t that very muscly but I’m slightly good looking so one time a girl that I thought was attractive asked if she could feel my arm.

It was a nice interaction with her, but I never asked for her number.

I guess my experience tells me that it’s better they show interest in you first somehow before you try to be really aggressive.

Most embarrassing story was I was really vibing with this chick one time and she didn’t tell me she had a BF. It was awkward, but not the end of the world when he walked up.

Same. In my experience, they'll always make the first contact. Had one ex txt my phone after finding my details on the computer of their place. I was pissed because the girl I liked was the owner of the club and it was the uglier one that worked behind reception which did that. Should have got her fired for that data protection shit after what she did to me in the end but I was kind of flattered. Well she wasn't ugly I say that now because of bitterness but she wasn't the 10/10 I was banking on. That's probably 8/10 by getbig standards

[Taffin]

Have you considered throwing a dumbell through the glass mirror that she's training in front of and screaming, "Are you not entertained?" at her?

While wearing an upside down V-neck jumper around your groin* displaying your Cialis bloated cawk and maintaining eye contact, right..?

*a la Yorkshire Ripper

[Raymondo]

In the past I have struck out approaching women at the gym.

I never had any luck that I can remember.

I am not and wasn’t that very muscly but I’m slightly good looking so one time a girl that I thought was attractive asked if she could feel my arm.

It was a nice interaction with her, but I never asked for her number.

I guess my experience tells me that it’s better they show interest in you first somehow before you try to be really aggressive.

Most embarrassing story was I was really vibing with this chick one time and she didn’t tell me she had a BF. It was awkward, but not the end of the world when he walked up

That was a signal she was on the market. She just wanted to see how you would react when you saw her boyfriend.

Sadly, you failed the test.

[MajorDomo]

Mohamed Matta- his cousin

[Dalnet]

While wearing an upside down V-neck jumper around your groin* displaying your Cialis bloated cawk and maintaining eye contact, right..?

*a la Yorkshire Ripper

Eye contact is essential. It's all about faceonality and heightfidence

[The Scott]

I had replied earlier in the thread but thought it was a classic TLDR  .  Here it is in freeze-dried form.  Just add common sense and stire - 

Walk  over and say hello. Introduce yourself.  Never make more out of some one or some thing until it proves to be worth the effort.

There is more but that is the essence of what it takes.

[Gym Rat]

Just ask her to spot you on bench, and when she's hovering over your face with her pie, take a bite...

[wes]

I had replied earlier in the thread but thought it was a classic TLDR  .  Here it is in freeze-dried form.  Just add common sense and stire - 

Walk  over and say hello. Introduce yourself.  Never make more out of some one or some thing until it proves to be worth the effort.

There is more but that is the essence of what it takes.

STOP MAKING SENSE! 

[The Scott]

STOP MAKING SENSE! 

 

[Board_SHERIF]

You want to meet her because she ignores you....

[Flexacon]

Go and use a piece of equipment next to her. Fart really loudly and then apologize. If she doesn't move or cover her nose then take it as she's into you.