Which of the tactics in this thread will you try first?
I used to fuck 100 girls during Spring break and have threesomes with air hostesses, but somehow I’ve forgotten how to talk to women
So I finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again the last few weeks. There are some annoying fuckers there, a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about. There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamoured with. She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training. She doesn’t mess around or socialise with anyone but I can read between the lines: I think she might be trying to source cock
But I decided not to try chat her up - I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them without the guy coming off as creepy. We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her. She seems to just want to keep to herself
So at first I just played it cool. I was polite, said hello to her in passing, nodded hello. That’s all. I figured that if she was interested she'd let me know – I mean, she’s aware of me already, right?
But that wasn’t working.
So I decided to get a logbook and conspicuously mark down her work out routines and times. I wanted to make it clear to her that I’m courageous brave and powerful, and she shouldn’t think I’m gonna back down like some beta cuck. I also confronted her outside the gym a few times, catching her off guard to show her my true wit and cunning
Then I started wearing ultra thin cycling shorts with no underpants and kept training besides her with a chub-on. This culminated with me posting a video on TikTok of me working out beside her, making it loud and clear that I have a legit 6.45 inch cock and I’m nearing 32,000 posts on GetBig
I mean, even if she decides to fuck me, it's not like she cleansed her snatch in the hours leading up to her workout, right? For all I know she just had wicked diarrhoea shits. There are certain unwritten rules in our society: Women don’t talk about having diarrhoea shits, and we don't sniff about inside the gym. Besides, it’s only rape if she coat-hangers my love child and becomes difficult to find – otherwise it’s just deep and powerful Jungian shadow sex...
I’ll let you know how I get on...