Author Topic: Steven Seagal running like a Kang  (Read 1193 times)

Kwon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 52103
  • PRONOUNS: Ze/Zir
Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« on: October 25, 2023, 11:03:49 AM »
Q

MajorDomo

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1123
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2023, 11:13:54 AM »
hahaha - the first time I saw him run in a movie I thought  he had a stick up his arse.

funk51

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 42806
  • Getbig!
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2023, 11:37:08 AM »

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  good one, guy runs like a effeminate spazz.
F

tacobender

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2137
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2023, 03:00:00 PM »
When he runs, it looks like he got fucked in the ass by Jean-Claude Van Damme

obsidian

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7350
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2023, 11:39:52 AM »
lmao! I always thought he ran like a disabled person. Really retarded how his arms flap around him. But, I still like his movies.

I'm taking you the the bank Senator Trent.

The blood bank.

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 71589
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2023, 11:48:48 AM »


:D

tacobender

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2137
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2023, 12:25:38 PM »
lmao! I always thought he ran like a disabled person. Really retarded how his arms flap around him. But, I still like his movies.

I'm taking you the the bank Senator Trent.

The blood bank.
he was always a pervert in the movies

Dalnet

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1668
  • Getbig!
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2023, 01:01:58 AM »
he was always a pervert in the movies

Yeah there's many stories of him being a prick on set and sexual harassment related stuff. He did maybe two good movies, and that's it.

Kwon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 52103
  • PRONOUNS: Ze/Zir
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2023, 02:32:48 AM »
Let's have Tom Cruise (Mission impossible-run), Tom Hanks(Forrest Gump-run) and Master Seagull run next to eachother (starting at the same time as well)

What a race!
Q

Dalnet

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1668
  • Getbig!
Re: Steven Seagal running like a Kang
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2023, 03:18:11 AM »
Let's have Tom Cruise (Mission impossible-run), Tom Hanks(Forrest Gump-run) and Master Seagull run next to eachother (starting at the same time as well)

What a race!


Tom Cruise has the best run. Tom Hanks is too robotic and Seagal is plain weird. Cruise for the win. He may be a weirdo Scientologist; but he's still capable of putting out great stuff.