BHANKS VS BROCK LESNAR TALE OF THE TAPE

[Sandrock]

When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

Brock is a 46 year old ex MMA fighter.

[BEEFCAKE]

Brock is a 46 year old ex MMA fighter.

[mops]

Would probably go like this...

[Sandrock]

Would probably go like this...

HAHAHAHA!!!  CLASSIC!  That's always been one of my favorite heel attacks ever! 

[pamith]

Brock would destroy Bhanks

[Cook]

Brock would destroy Bhanks

Bro

[dj181]

Would probably go like this...

 

[Hulkotron]

 

[Royalty]

Hand size is important

[bhank]

Styles make fights. A larger stronger wrestler is absolutely the worst possible matchup for me. The guy is also nowhere near my size. So, no I am not fighting Lesnar or Alexander Karelin but give me a 46-year-old my size and we have something to talk about.

365 deadlift lol you guys have no idea

[joswift]

Styles make fights. A larger stronger wrestler is absolutely the worst possible matchup for me. The guy is also nowhere near my size. So, no I am not fighting Lesnar or Alexander Karelin but give me a 46-year-old my size, with exactly the same body composition , same hair style, same colour shorts, a wife named Emily, the fight happening at 3am on the car park of Target, we must have colour co-ordinated mouth pieces which is only agreed when we turn up, his must be the same colour as mine and we have something to talk about.

365 deadlift lol you guys have no idea

[bhank]

I mean I don't know what to tell you that is how they setup actual fights they match people based on size and age and skills and styles to get competitive fights. Should I just go around beating up 160lb old men with no training and claim I am a great fighter?

[webstar]

Brian, can you deadlift more then 365?

Don’t think you ever proved this

[IroNat]

Styles make fights. A larger stronger wrestler is absolutely the worst possible matchup for me. The guy is also nowhere near my size. So, no I am not fighting Lesnar or Alexander Karelin but give me a 46-year-old my size woman and we have something to talk about.

365 deadlift lol you guys have no idea

[IroNat]

I mean I don't know what to tell you that is how they setup actual fights they match people based on size and age and skills and styles to get competitive fights. Should I just go around beating up 160lb old men with no training and claim I am a great fighter?

You often stated you'd kick the crutches out from under The Scott if you see him.

[Rambone]

[bhank]

You often stated you'd kick the crutches out from under The Scott if you see him.

Absolutely fuck that dude. I never said that would make me some kind of great fighter though. But no one is above an ass beating if you want to be rude you can get cracks. Don't talk shit them claim you are an old cripple and think no one will do anything because you will call the cops fuck that talk shit be prepared to get smacked.

[tatoo]

Absolutely fuck that dude. I never said that would make me some kind of great fighter though. But no one is above an ass beating if you want to be rude you can get cracks. Don't talk shit them claim you are an old cripple and think no one will do anything because you will call the cops fuck that talk shit be prepared to get smacked.

blessed are the merciful, therefore they will be shown mercy hankins...

[bhank]

blessed are the merciful, therefore they will be shown mercy hankins...

I am merciful that is why I would just kick his crutches out and laugh at him. He has earned an actual ass beating and I would be justified in delivering it.

[joswift]

Absolutely fuck that dude. I never said that would make me some kind of great fighter though. But no one is above an ass beating if you want to be rude you can get cracks. Don't talk shit them claim you are an old cripple and think no one will do anything because you will call the cops fuck that talk shit be prepared to get smacked.

100lb women especially

Careful though , the last one ripped your pec off

[38 returns]

Brians last fight

[Hulkotron]

Brians last fight

Haha this was great

[MajorDomo]

Should we coin the term "Hankism" to describe when a person has descended into a total disconnect from reality? Kind of the psychological counterpart to Palumboism.

[wes]

Absolutely fuck that dude. I never said that would make me some kind of great fighter though. But no one is above an ass beating if you want to be rude you can get cracks. Don't talk shit them claim you are an old cripple and think no one will do anything because you will call the cops fuck that talk shit be prepared to get smacked.

You woudn`t kick his crutches out from under him in my presence I don`t give a fuck how big or young you are.

[Rambone]

Brians last fight