BHANKS VS BROCK LESNAR TALE OF THE TAPE

[Quilzechews]

looks like brian found his out from getting his ass whipped , knew that wouldnt take long....

[bhank]

A picture is worth a thousand turds...

Again that photo has been shopped

[Flexacon]

Again that photo has been shopped

Are you saying you didn't hike your trunks up your ass crack and post it on here?

[wes]

Correct I would use you as a bat and swing you at his crutches.

Everybody has a plan until they get kicked in the fucking throat.

[38 returns]

Everybody has a plan until they get so gassed they quit on their stool.

amended for accuracy

[The Scott]

Correct I would use you as a bat and swing you at his crutches.

bhanky, bhanky, bhanky...Should this ever occur all your internet bravado will be presented as evidence of malice aforethought.  I expect an apology to Wes and myself.  Now, please.

[The Scott]

You woudn`t kick his crutches out from under him in my presence I don`t give a fuck how big or young you are.

Or Mine - his head is so big wherever you hit him you hit his head
Ole Head down flailing arms pillow fists hasn't a Fucking real world clue.

Thank you gentlemen! 

[chaos]

Again that photo has been shopped

Post the original photo.

[BEEFCAKE]

Post the original photo.

 

[Sandrock]

I *think* I've read all the recent hanky posts.  He seems to have never commented on the "he was carried out on a stretcher" remark by Clegg.  Is this conversation pic legit?  Am I getting worked? 

hanky, after the Clegg fight were you carried out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on? 

[bhank]

I *think* I've read all the recent hanky posts.  He seems to have never commented on the "he was carried out on a stretcher" remark by Clegg.  Is this conversation pic legit?  Am I getting worked? 

hanky, after the Clegg fight were you carried out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on?

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

[Cook]

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

In that pic you are standing there with your head down and a defeated look.Why weren’t you raising Hell that you won like you are doing now?

[38 returns]

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

but you never have

not in MMA
not in BB
not in arm wrassling
not in SCN


Now brian admit you had no training other than wrestling fromyears back in your MMA career/ no corner man. You really are a lonely freak.

[Sandrock]

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

It's entirely possibly that you collapsed right after Clegg's hand got raised and were stretchered off.  Perhaps you even collapsed weeping tears of blood.

[BEEFCAKE]

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

how are you in better shape now ? back then you had 2 pecs 2 biceps and 2 delts , now there all torn to shit and you look like trap jaw from he-man

[20inch calves]

Brock would destroy Bhanks

Do u think?

[bhank]

how are you in better shape now ? back then you had 2 pecs 2 biceps and 2 delts , now there all torn to shit and you look like trap jaw from he-man

I do not have any kind of bicep injury to either arm. I have a reattached tricep which was done prior to the clegg fight by years. I first tore my pec at 25 years old. I have had the shoulder repaired since then. My cardio is better. My legs are stronger. Again everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I believe I have held up a lot better than the rest of my generation. I am going to do just fine with someone my age and size give me a striker and it will be easy. Give me a typical getbigger and it's a joke

[joswift]

I do not have any kind of bicep injury to either arm. I have a reattached tricep which was done prior to the clegg fight by years. I first tore my pec at 25 years old. I have had the shoulder repaired since then. My cardio is better. My legs are stronger. Again everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I believe I have held up a lot better than the rest of my generation. I am going to do just fine with someone my age and size give me a striker and it will be easy. Give me a typical getbigger and it's a joke

I am 45 years old and have had 3 pec tears on the right side. The pec is barely connected on the right side you jackass. I have also had 3 shoulder surgeries, a reattached tricep, and a cut bicep tendon.

Cons

Digestive
Chrohns
Barrets
bleeding Ulcer
Umbilical and hiatal hernia
Throw up uncontrollably often

Joints
2 should surgeries left side bone degeneration in the joint labrum tear dislocation surgically dettached bicep tendon
1 shoulder surgery right side labrum repair
3 pectorial tears right side
Bilateral ACL and Meniscus repairs with titanium bolts bone on bone both knees bakers cyst left knee
Surgically reattached tricep right side
2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm


Intangibles
Old
Piss Poor attitude
Lack of emotional support
Actual current legal persecution
May Not even be possible act of futility possibly risking further crippling injury preventing me from properly playing with my son

Pros
It is what I want to do

Possibly delusional Theory
A slight tweak to the formula a few more reps and sets and I will be young again a 2nd chance at everything invincible bones and tendons will grow back then size will come

Logical argument
Intelligent training will strengthen the muscles around the damaged joints and tendons thus providing more support and reducing risk of further injury allowing you to be the 60 year old dad playing sports with his 18 year old son

There is always a middle ground no I may not ever be a 250lb bodybuilder but maybe I can continue to play sports another 2 decades. If I try to be a bodybuilder and just wind up as a buff surfer that is still pretty good aim for the stars to reach the top of the mountain. But yes being able to walk is becoming a primary concern. Knee joint slipped walking tonight

 

[chaos]

Ouch! Looking forward to seeing bhanks way out of this one.

[38 returns]

Lyin Brian is running out of excuses and memory here. I think the opiods are hitting hard!

top work Jeff!

[joswift]

Lyin Brian is running out of excuses and memory here. I think the opiods are hitting hard!

top work Jeff!

the reason he isnt mentioning it now is because its the only reason he has a peak on his left bicep, he didnt get it through hard work, without the injury it would be as shit as his left.

As I have explained 1000 times my bicep tendon on the outside of the left arm was surgically detached during a slap shoulder repair. They reattached it but it didn’t hold. That creates a bigger bicep peak from the front and a gap in the back as it is not attached. That is why the right bicep looks better from the outside and the left looks better from the inside. If I was shooting Seo wtf would I only hit one arm?? Wouldn’t I  hit the right arm not the left but again I have never and will never use that garbage and I have no respect for anyone who does

Take a decade I don't do single reps on any of the so called big 3 lifts you are still never going to be stronger than me in this lifetime. I will make it easy on you. I will send your broke ass 200 cash if you can perform 5 solid wide grip pull-ups it will never happen. I have had 3 shoulder surgeries and I have torn my right pec 3 times and I have had my left tricep sheared off completely and surgically reattached in addition to a surgically cut left bicep tendon not reattached and tennis and golfers elbow both sides. You are still never going to be stronger than me. I don't even do deadlifts or squats I have titanium bolts in both knees and no meniscus and bone on bone stage 4 arthritis all 4 quadrants both knees. I will still squat and deadlift more than you without even training those movements. Despite all of it  I am shockingly strong right now

Adds weight to the argument he just gets under a bar and goes for it without any training.

Same with his bench press "hold my beer" attempts with his legs all over the fucking place

[38 returns]

top work Miss marple!

Genius that

As we can no longer rely on him to speak the truth we can bury him with his own words. Brian destroys Brian

[joswift]

top work Miss marple!

Genius that

As we can no longer rely on him to speak the truth we can bury him with his own words. Brian destroys Brian

Im sick of the asswipe
Its time we started making a kunt of him every day until he fucks off

[joswift]

Ouch! Looking forward to seeing bhanks way out of this one.

He will start a "countdown to the Charlotte Cup" thread again

[tatoo]

Fuck no how am I in the middle of the ring standing in the pic when I came out to start the 3rd and got DQ'ed then? You guys can write whatever nonsense you want I beat that dudes ass. More importantly I am in better shape now at 46 years old not many guys can say that. I am going to have some advantages in any bullshit theoretical matchup with someone my age and size. Give me a striker and it's a wrap. Sorry you guys don't belive in yourselves I believe in myself I will walk the walk.

ok hankins.... but when does reality hit ya?  fuckin ever bro? .. ive thought some dumb/crazy, retarded, you name it, type shit to myself over the years... but in the end, i could always sort my own bullshit out from the reality of it all... you cant tho. this whole mma fantasy is laughable to anyone who is of sound mind and sober.