Author Topic: If it came down to blows between Coach and Bahnky who you got? (Read 5345 times)

tacobender · « **on:** February 06, 2024, 02:47:53 PM »

I got my money on Coach. He seems to be a swell bloke lol people say Bank is delusional what are your thoughts?

Dave D · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2024, 02:49:19 PM »

Taco why are referring to coach as a bloke?

robcguns · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2024, 02:50:26 PM »

Are coach and hankins feuding now too?

The Scott · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2024, 02:54:52 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on February 06, 2024, 02:50:26 PM

Are coach and hankins feuding now too?

No, but I do think bhanky is having school day flashbacks so he thinks he can beat us all up in a single day. Coach is a good man. bhanky isn't.

That_Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2024, 02:56:28 PM »

Would hypothetical combat be taking place on pavement or a soft surface?

joswift · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2024, 03:06:03 PM »

Quote from: That_Dude on February 06, 2024, 02:56:28 PM

Would hypothetical combat be taking place on pavement or a soft surface?

certainly not at the top of a flight of steps

webstar · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2024, 03:13:30 PM »

Considering, Coach can own guns and Brian can not.

Going to have to go with the blue blooded gun owning Coach.

tacobender · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2024, 05:03:19 PM »

Coach can throw blows banky can throw rocks and tantrums

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2024, 05:10:07 PM »

Quote from: joswift on February 06, 2024, 03:06:03 PM

certainly not at the top of a flight of steps

Hahaha. Yes.

Their arena must be on even surfaced ground and not at an amusement park, as coach wouldn’t meet the required height minimums

Bevo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2024, 05:18:40 PM »

Quote from: webstar on February 06, 2024, 03:13:30 PM

Considering, Coach can own guns and Brian can not.

Going to have to go with the blue blooded gun owning Coach.

Didn’t know coach can legally own guns in California, if he was in texas it would be a different story

bhank · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2024, 05:28:54 PM »

Yeah I am not trying to have a shoot out but I would consider paintball

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2024, 05:49:09 PM »

Two ways to look at this:

(1) Hankins has never won a fight in his life = advantage Coach.

(2) Hankins has never won a fight in his life = the laws of probability say he has to win one some time in his miserable life.

I’m going to go with….whoever started this shitty fucking thread should get a blowtorch to his eyes.

webstar · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2024, 06:01:56 PM »

Quote from: bhank on February 06, 2024, 05:28:54 PM

Yeah I am not trying to have a shoot out but I would consider paintball

Well, paintball is the closest thing to a gun you are allowed to own.

Leaving that part out eh…? Bullshit Brian

tacobender · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2024, 06:43:29 PM »

If it came to blows bhanky would get a good spanky

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2024, 06:45:09 PM »

As sad as this sounds, after DJ 181 made his return, Bhanks is not looking all that bad. 😟😟

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2024, 08:14:28 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 06, 2024, 06:45:09 PM

As sad as this sounds, after DJ 181 made his return, Bhanks is not looking all that bad. 😟😟

bj181 and Royalty almost made Hankins seem like only an absolute shit poster and not the total moron he typically comes across as.

tacobender · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2024, 08:26:07 PM »

Coach is firme peeps they should put these blows on pay-per-view

beakdoctor · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2024, 09:14:26 PM »

Well hasn't coach helped train some mma fighters? Some fairly good mma fighters?

Bhank has lost everyone of his mma matches. It's kind of funny how the board siezed on the Clegg fight but 3 or 4 other guys out there who didn't fall for the old hankins ragdoll and got the better of lyin' Brian.

Coach has a low center of gravity so that takes away Brians best weapon, the takedown. But Brian will have the hieght and reach advantage so it won't be as easy for coach to nail brian with clegg bombs from the outside.

I think the difference here would be Brian's gimp leg. A glaring weaknesses in the fight game. Brian quits midway through round 1. And he'll claim he was denting in coaches head before his knee gave out.

Gym Rat · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2024, 12:20:38 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 06, 2024, 06:45:09 PM

As sad as this sounds, after DJ 181 made his return, Bhanks is not looking all that bad. 😟😟

LOL

US MUSL · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2024, 12:44:40 AM »

What odds do I get if I take bhanks?

BEEFCAKE · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2024, 02:41:58 AM »

Quote from: US MUSL on February 07, 2024, 12:44:40 AM

What odds do I get if I take bhanks?

being able to kick this guys ass is not really something to brag about

tacobender · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2024, 03:05:24 AM »

Someone needs to smack the mascara off of him he always said I won’t ruin your mascara I’ll ruin your dick stick

Kwon · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2024, 06:32:14 AM »

My Money on Coach

Don't forget he made Cheick Kongo

Coach Marino is the best

bhank · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2024, 06:32:23 AM »

Quote from: webstar on February 06, 2024, 06:01:56 PM

Well, paintball is the closest thing to a gun you are allowed to own.

Leaving that part out eh…? Bullshit Brian

I have full rights. I own guns. I have even posted pics of some of them

bhank · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2024, 06:33:40 AM »

Quote from: BEEFCAKE on February 07, 2024, 02:41:58 AM

being able to kick this guys ass is not really something to brag about

If you ask the ladies that is one of my best pics nothing to be ashamed about there