Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday

[dj181]

Wish me luck fellas

[ElPolloSalmonello]

break a dick

[wes]

break a dick

LOL 

[OneMoreRep]

Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).

[Grape Ape]

I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).

[ElPolloSalmonello]

I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).

Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!

[Grape Ape]

Wow - the gems of wisdom are flowing freely on this thread. Good point, brother!

Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Thank you - he's in a small country, by chance if the interviewer is someone he "bumped into" at the swing club is that a plus or minus?

The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.

[IroNat]

Good luck.

[Kwon]

The answer is "It Depends".

For instance - Glory Hole etiquette clearly states that you don't look through the hole at the face schlurping your schlong or vice versa at the schlurpee. In that case, it would be better not to mention how you were first acquainted - EVEN IF prolonged eye contact was maintained.

What if you make eye contact with the slurper

[CalvinH]

Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.

[Grape Ape]

Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.

FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

What if you make eye contact with the slurper

Optional wink, then look away slowly.

[Never1AShow]

Does he have a work permit in whatever country he is in ?

[CalvinH]

FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.

Also must add a story about his black bros.

[OneMoreRep]

Also must add a story about his black bros.

Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"

[mossel]

How did it go???

Did you fart during the interview?!?! Farting is the key to succes in job interviews, trust me.

[dj181]

Pace yourself.

Concentrate on your breathing while in this interview. When you decide to answer questions, slow down the pace in which you speak. This simple technique will make you appear a lot more confident.

Make sure to smile.

You will do fine.

"1"

thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it

[dj181]

Yeah - that - and one more - don't reposition your penis at any time during the interview. So no matter how much of a lefty you are - just let it lie if it drops right when you sit down.

Oh - one more - don't take a hooker to the interview either. (I had someone do that and I discounted him for that reason alone).

ahahahahaha

not bad

9/10

[dj181]

I would also refrain from wearing the Captain America tank top (unless interview is with Marvel).

it's an online demo lesson but don't worry i won't wear my shades

[dj181]

Good luck.

thanks bro

i usually get jobs but keeping them for more than 3-4 weeks...

[dj181]

Good luck!

...Hopefully you getting this job leads to less posts.

 

8.5/10

[dj181]

FYI - When addressing DJ directly, it's customary to attach a random youtube music video that makes no fucking sense.

i can choose any topic for this lesson

so maybe i can present this tune and go into a deep dive as to what it is actaully about

i guess only women in cages can stand this kind of night...

[dj181]

Don't forget the J00's and experiences in the J00-SA and the J00's that eat children and mistreat women.

"1"

you mean the zionists?

would love to get them in a room and take good care of them make them suffer and cry and rejoice seeing the pain and fear in thier eyes

the non-zionists are a-ok in my book and i still really wanna slam ass fuck a hot jewess