You think this takes effort? There's no trying involved here. I'm just stating facts. You're an embarrassing old man.
i would love to meet you IRL
here's how it would go down..
id dance around you bobbing my head mockingly just daring yoy to take a swing or try to dart in on me
if you darted in i'd throw an upper cut or hook if you swung at me i'd throw a barage of straight punches and hooks
and once i knocked you down i would kick you head with full force and stomp on you and after you are in a bloody pulp i'd shit and piss on your face
i'm not bullshitting i'm a very violent guy IRL and you'd be in serious pain and agony
I PROMISE YOU THIS