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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #175 on: February 20, 2024, 03:04:49 PM »

"Brian sure does have a purdey little mouth"

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« Reply #176 on: February 20, 2024, 03:13:11 PM »
Gentlemen, I believe hanky may have had his driver's license suspended/revoked.  My reasoning: he only leaves the house 2-3 times a week, hasn't been to the gym in 6 months, and wants to move to a house where everything is within walking distance.  He's had 70+ tickets for speeding and reckless driving, maybe the last time they pulled him over 6 months ago he went too far and lost the right to drive.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #177 on: February 20, 2024, 03:19:47 PM »
The look of one who could ragdoll anyone.

Most tough looking guys are not tough. My facial features my voice etc have 0 correlation to my wrestling or fighting ability that is just not how it works. And again that is a great photo of me.

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« Reply #178 on: February 20, 2024, 03:21:26 PM »
Gentlemen, I believe hanky may have had his driver's license suspended/revoked.  My reasoning: he only leaves the house 2-3 times a week, hasn't been to the gym in 6 months, and wants to move to a house where everything is within walking distance.  He's had 70+ tickets for speeding and reckless driving, maybe the last time they pulled him over 6 months ago he went too far and lost the right to drive.
yep, hes not ben behind the wheel for a long time

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #179 on: February 20, 2024, 03:23:29 PM »
yep, hes not ben behind the wheel for a long time

My wife did drive us to lunch today but I drove my son yesterday. I do not have any kind of suspension issues there is 1 active speeding ticket causing points on my drivers license. The others all got reduced to non moving infractions that give no points or they fell off due to being old.  Thank you all for your concern

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #180 on: February 20, 2024, 03:25:54 PM »
My wife did drive us to lunch today but I drove my son yesterday. I do not have any kind of suspension issues there is 1 active speeding ticket causing points on my drivers license. The others all got reduced to non moving infractions that give no points or they fell off due to being old.  Thank you all for your concern
your wife isnt home Brian, shes at work and living at her daughters during the week

And you didnt have Spencer, you spent all day telling us how you werent sore from deadlifting, at least I hope you dint have him ...I bet the kid doesnt know you


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« Reply #181 on: February 20, 2024, 03:28:40 PM »
Gentlemen, I believe hanky may have had his driver's license suspended/revoked.  My reasoning: he only leaves the house 2-3 times a week, hasn't been to the gym in 6 months, and wants to move to a house where everything is within walking distance.  He's had 70+ tickets for speeding and reckless driving, maybe the last time they pulled him over 6 months ago he went too far and lost the right to drive.

Pretty good theory.

Didn't he also have to have his wife drive him to and from that bodybuilding show that he bailed on halfway?

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #182 on: February 20, 2024, 03:31:02 PM »
Gentlemen, I believe hanky may have had his driver's license suspended/revoked.  My reasoning: he only leaves the house 2-3 times a week, hasn't been to the gym in 6 months, and wants to move to a house where everything is within walking distance.  He's had 70+ tickets for speeding and reckless driving, maybe the last time they pulled him over 6 months ago he went too far and lost the right to drive.

With his frail legs, messed up knees and needing a cane to walk, this is his next ride:


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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #183 on: February 20, 2024, 03:32:56 PM »
your wife isnt home Brian, shes at work and living at her daughters during the week

And you didnt have Spencer, you spent all day telling us how you werent sore from deadlifting, at least I hope you dint have him ...I bet the kid doesnt know you

We played hours of Wrestling on his xbox and watched cartoons and went to a playground but there wasn't much to do and it was cold outside. Our new place is closer to more activities we can do together.  He also did some weight training with the 3 pound dumbells and we went to a kids music concert. I did have a little DMS today in my upper back which I was happy about also my glutes I noticed today were sore

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« Reply #184 on: February 20, 2024, 03:36:01 PM »
With his frail legs, messed up knees and needing a cane to walk, this is his next ride:



His face is the product of decades of inbreeding.  He's a 'tard.

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« Reply #185 on: February 20, 2024, 03:37:25 PM »
With his frail legs, messed up knees and needing a cane to walk, this is his next ride:



Again they were frail they are not frail now no knee pain at all either feel very stable as well have not touched a cane in 4 years

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« Reply #186 on: February 20, 2024, 04:42:33 PM »
BHANKS almost died for us. Literally threw up blood after deadlifting. Does he get a consolation prize???
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« Reply #187 on: February 20, 2024, 04:46:07 PM »
BHANKS almost died for us. Literally threw up blood after deadlifting. Does he get a consolation prize???

A participation trophy is all he's worthy of, if that.

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« Reply #188 on: February 20, 2024, 04:57:04 PM »
BHANKS almost died for us. Literally threw up blood after deadlifting. Does he get a consolation prize???

He’s a hero!

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #189 on: February 20, 2024, 05:15:40 PM »
Most tough looking guys are not tough. My facial features my voice etc have 0 correlation to my wrestling or fighting ability that is just not how it works. And again that is a great photo of me.

Ohhhh the irony.

Most tough guys don't go on and on like you do about beating everyone up.

Your voice definitely wouldn't scare anyone except a loaf of wonder bread

Give me ONE reason why I should be terrified of you....do your best

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« Reply #190 on: February 20, 2024, 05:17:08 PM »
Again they were frail they are not frail now no knee pain at all either feel very stable as well have not touched a cane in 4 years

But you keep it with you "just in case"..... ::)

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« Reply #191 on: February 20, 2024, 05:17:39 PM »
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« Reply #192 on: February 20, 2024, 05:19:56 PM »
How does he keep the cane with him without touching it ???

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« Reply #193 on: February 20, 2024, 05:26:26 PM »
How does he keep the cane with him without touching it ???

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« Reply #194 on: February 20, 2024, 06:36:55 PM »
How does he keep the cane with him without touching it ???

He carries it in his "special holder"...Up his butt.

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Re: Flexacon, Hulkatron, Wes and Joswift Account Wagers
« Reply #195 on: February 20, 2024, 06:46:00 PM »
Ohhhh the irony.

Most tough guys don't go on and on like you do about beating everyone up.

Your voice definitely wouldn't scare anyone except a loaf of wonder bread

Give me ONE reason why I should be terrified of you....do your best

I could care less if anyone is terrified of me but no one and I mean no one is going to talk shot to me in real life

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« Reply #196 on: February 20, 2024, 06:47:11 PM »
Agreed,

No gut
No gyno

Prime dadbod.

Reverse grip and belt to deadlift 1.2x bodyweight. An embarassment all around.

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« Reply #197 on: February 20, 2024, 06:47:14 PM »
How does he keep the cane with him without touching it ???

One is in the truck under the back seat the other is in the house. That doesn’t mean I use them anymore.

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« Reply #198 on: February 20, 2024, 06:54:46 PM »
Prime dadbod.

Reverse grip and belt to deadlift 1.2x bodyweight. An embarassment all around.

Looking at my records for the hell of it.

I pulled 1.4x bodyweight 15 years ago for 5 reps with a reset:

1) after six months of training having never done a compound lift before and hardly any weight training.
2) with double overhand
3) no belt
4) no drugs whatsoever.


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« Reply #199 on: February 20, 2024, 07:46:04 PM »
Prime dadbod.

Reverse grip and belt to deadlift 1.2x bodyweight. An embarassment all around.

It must be tough for a guy who had a screen name as “Dadbod” in jest and not too many years later he’s 99% bald with a gut.