No idea what you are talking about but your fantasy of me being fat is really weird
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Happy birthday brian!
In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.
Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.
Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.
With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.
Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.
So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.