Actually this is a good story. I used to go to Sunday school as a child. They gave us Jesus comic books that we could read that told the bible stories. I even went to bible camp for 3 weeks. Anyway, I remember I was in my driveway maybe 8 years old and I just kept having this inner theological turmoil. I just couldn't get over how it didn't make any sense and eventually came to the conclusion right then and there that it was all a bunch of bullshit. I remember it was probably the first time in my life I used critical thinking thought for myself questioned what I had been taught and realized adults and most other people were complete idiots. It was a very meaningful realization.
Meanwhile grown men still can't figure it out in 2024 how sad people are so stupid