Josh Dox Thread

[Soul Crusher]

I don't know you tell me I seem to recall getting a speeding ticket luckily it has already been reduced to a non driving infraction no points

You have a wife and child moron - grow up ! 

[Soul Crusher]

He started the Charlotte cup thread?

Two Bhanks - 1 cup.

[bhank]

You have a wife and child moron - grow up !

There is a 5 lane highway 2 miles from my house that just went from 55mph to 45mph it is a speed trap. I am a moron for driving a normal speed in a 5 lane highway lol

[Soul Crusher]

There is a 5 lane highway 2 miles from my house that just went from 55mph to 45mph it is a speed trap. I am a moron for driving a normal speed in a 5 lane highway lol

More excuses.     Criminal

[Never1AShow]

I think he’s nervous about the flight tomorrow. Agoraphobia kicking in.

[BB]

There is a 5 lane highway 2 miles from my house that just went from 55mph to 45mph it is a speed trap. I am a moron for driving a normal speed in a 5 lane highway lol

Don't you have 40+ traffic citations?

[bhank]

Don't you have 40+ traffic citations?

I think I have one single speeding ticket still on my record giving me points it is aabout 4-5 years old. I think they drop off after 7? so I have maybe 2 points on my license? You have to accumulate 12 points in 3 years to lose your license in NC. Non moving violations do not give you points. No issues with my license at all

[webstar]

Most will say it can't be fixed which is why I am flying across the country to see a specialist

I like how this dummy is flying across the state to get told is Pec is non-fixable.

I’m guessing daddy military death benefits just hit Brian’s bank account

[bhank]

More excuses.     Criminal

Actually non moving traffic violations are not criminal cases you are a lawyer you know that

[webstar]

I think I have one single speeding ticket still on my record giving me points it is aabout 4-5 years old. I think they drop off after 7? so I have maybe 2 points on my license? You have to accumulate 12 points in 3 years to lose your license in NC. Non moving violations do not give you points. No issues with my license at all

Why couldn’t you leave the state?

[Sandrock]

The list of suggested "finishing moves" for Brian to pick from

1) Hogan Leg drop - Krankenstein
2) Iron claw - Cook
3) Stone Cold Stunner - Robcguns
4) Camel Clutch - SC
5) Boston Crab - BB

Last Ride Powerbomb

A man of hanky's elite strength should be able to do it no problem.

[Sandrock]

I think hanky is now extra motivated to get the pec tear fixed so he has an excuse not to fight Josh come October.  Of course if he actually goes through with the wrestling tournament there's at least a 10% chance he's crippled or dead before then.

Really, there must be some legal way to set up a MMA fight with waivers signed etc between the two.  I'm more hyped for the potential Josh/Hankins showdown than I am for the actual Olympia.

[webstar]

I think hanky is now extra motivated to get the pec tear fixed so he has an excuse not to fight Josh come October.  Of course if he actually goes through with the wrestling tournament there's at least a 10% chance he's crippled or dead before then.

Really, there must be some legal way to set up a MMA fight with waivers signed etc between the two.  I'm more hyped for the potential Josh/Hankins showdown than I am for the actual Olympia.

This is a very good point and underrated quote. Let’s not forget Brian has already alerted the casino security. So he has the excuses stacked up and ready to go.

[robcguns]

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[robcguns]

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This seems like a good deal.

[Krankenstein]

Last Ride Powerbomb

A man of hanky's elite strength should be able to do it no problem.

The list of suggested "finishing moves" for Brian to pick from

1) Hogan Leg drop - Krankenstein
2) Iron claw - Cook
3) Stone Cold Stunner - Robcguns
4) Camel Clutch - SC
5) Boston Crab - BB
6) Last Ride Powerbomb - Sandrock

[Sandrock]

This seems like a good deal.

hanky will dodge it for having to set it up.  But we can get around that by having the board pool some money together, so hanky will come up with another excuse.  Provided he's not in one of those Capt. Pike wheelchairs after the upcoming wrestling tournament.

[The Scott]

The list of suggested "finishing moves" for Brian to pick from

1) Hogan Leg drop - Krankenstein
2) Iron claw - Cook
3) Stone Cold Stunner - Robcguns
4) Camel Clutch - SC
5) Boston Crab - BB
6) Last Ride Powerbomb - Sandrock

That hook the fingers up the anus of your opponent move (pictured somewhere on the forum) should be called "the bhanky butthook" or something similar (and better!).    Doubtless bhanky gets moist just thinking about having it done to him.  Dude is a twatling.

[Soul Crusher]

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[Skeletor]

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[Soul Crusher]

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Hanky Panky the speed demon needs that money for his traffic tickets. 

[Never1AShow]

Would a sit down for the Nicest French Toast in Vegas be possible?

https://www.monamigabi.com/las-vegas/menus/

[IroNat]

Sorry not going to admit to any crimes today

But how stupid are you? You think a sporting fight is somehow different? Do you think the results are somehow going to magically change if there is no ref and the superior fighter is allowed to beat the inferior fighter after they are out? Like if only you were allowed to kick them in the balls you would have won? That is not how it works

I tell you what. I am competing in an Open Wrestling Tournament later this month. I have not stepped on the mat in 20 years. I had to order new shoes. I will have 0 days of practice and I will be going up against current active competitors half my age. I will film it. In fact I will take it a step further

Go ahead and choose how you would like me to beat them down. Do you want to see a headlock? A shoulder throw? A bear hug? A lateral drop? Or a good old fashion double leg. Go ahead and pic how you want me to beat on them because it is like that.

What style is this tournament?

[Cook]

What style is this tournament?

When he says he will be competing against people half his age we’re not talking about 8 year olds are we?

[Never1AShow]

Go ahead and choose how you would like me to beat them down. Do you want to see a headlock? A shoulder throw? A bear hug? A lateral drop? Or a good old fashion double leg. Go ahead and pic how you want me to beat on them because it is like that.

Just add the Rick Doot pics he posts and it's an open ad for a Shmoefest.  Now we know why he's going to Vegas.