Yeah I don't need to argue theoretical nonsense I won in real life
If you want to call this "winning" god bless ya...
Looks like a "who wore it better" contest.
A "Mr Softee" contest...
![](https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/images/contests/3122/large/15609627.jpg)
He sort of has that pompadoo combover thing going like you as well...
![](https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/media/mr-softee-ice-cream-truck-billboard-650.jpg?w=650)