3 days out

[bhank]

YOU’RE telling someone to think?
 I could miss absolutely everything for the next six weeks and I would still have not missed as much as you.

You are the one telling me I drove 500 miles round trip to see a guy about building a fence and wanted the fence built where I started from. How does that make any sense? You were not thinking.

[38 returns]

436 miles Brian I know figures either numerical , historical or physical aint your thing

[GymnJuice]

The dog has never bitten me because again I dont mess with him. He shows his teeth and I am done no thanks not getting bitten to get a dog off a bed or out of a car if he isn't ready yet. Not trying to take food away from him if he pulls it off the counter it is his not worth it.

You could not pay me to grab the dog by the collar and try to move him. I have seen what he can do. He does not like people trying to grab him by the neck he does not like people trying to move him or heard him through a door. I put a leash on him carefully when he is in a good mood and let him go where he wants to go. I do not grab his collar and try to control the dog that way he will absolutely bite. Once he starts barking at the door I ain't messing with him I will throw a meat stick for him thats it I am not grabbing that dog when he is agitated.

How many different dog trainers have you tried?

[Dave D]

How many different dog trainers have you tried?

For legal reasons he can’t disclose this information. There have been many deaths.

[38 returns]

How many different dog trainers have you tried?

this can be answered using hankmatics

A x (B x C2) + D= number of dog whisperers

A = Number of fights won
B= Spencers IQ
C = AMOUNT OF DISHES EM DOESNT DEVOR AT AN EAT ALL YOU CAN BRUNCH
D = HAIRS LEFT ON HEAD

SO

0 x( 0 X 0) + 0 = Zero

there were no dog whisperers employed

its simply a fantasy by our resident liar

[wes]

Any dog owner that has a dog that will bite him should get rid of the dog.

When my dogs eat I can put my hand in either one of their bowls and they never get upset or aggressive.

I had a weird Cocker Spaniel decades ago that tried biting me when I gently grabbed his collar to bring him inside.....bye bye.

[38 returns]

in fairness to Brians dog Em looks like she steals his food

[illuminati]

The dog has never bitten me because again I dont mess with him. He shows his teeth and I am done no thanks not getting bitten to get a dog off a bed or out of a car if he isn't ready yet. Not trying to take food away from him if he pulls it off the counter it is his not worth it.

You could not pay me to grab the dog by the collar and try to move him. I have seen what he can do. He does not like people trying to grab him by the neck he does not like people trying to move him or heard him through a door. I put a leash on him carefully when he is in a good mood and let him go where he wants to go. I do not grab his collar and try to control the dog that way he will absolutely bite. Once he starts barking at the door I ain't messing with him I will throw a meat stick for him thats it I am not grabbing that dog when he is agitated.

ELEPHANT HEAD
YOUR DOG HATES YOU AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN WE DO

HE KNOWS YOUR

A COWARDLY PUSSY

A FUCKING LIAR

& A GRADE A SNITCH

FUCK OFF YOU KHVNT

[joswift]

The dog has never bitten me because again I dont mess with him. He shows his teeth and I am done no thanks not getting bitten to get a dog off a bed or out of a car if he isn't ready yet. Not trying to take food away from him if he pulls it off the counter it is his not worth it.

You could not pay me to grab the dog by the collar and try to move him. I have seen what he can do. He does not like people trying to grab him by the neck he does not like people trying to move him or heard him through a door. I put a leash on him carefully when he is in a good mood and let him go where he wants to go. I do not grab his collar and try to control the dog that way he will absolutely bite. Once he starts barking at the door I ain't messing with him I will throw a meat stick for him thats it I am not grabbing that dog when he is agitated.

even the dog is alpha over Brian

The dog knows you are a fucking pussy or it wouldnt growl or bite.
Poor Brian, scares serial killers , they know not to fuck with him but a fucking sheep dog dominates him

[Hulkotron]

Growling and snapping are dog's ways of communicating, usually when they are experiencing fear, pain, or frustration.

[joswift]

Growling and snapping are dog's ways of communicating, usually when they are experiencing fear, pain, or frustration.

or dominance...

[Rambone]

Growling and snapping are dog's ways of communicating, usually when they are experiencing fear, pain, or frustration.

A dog can either roll over and die or bite you and attack you….

[Lartinos]

Doesn’t matter if it’s a Cat or Dog, Bhanks is too stupid/retarded to properly take care of it.

[tatoo]

A dog can either roll over and die or bite you and attack you….

and hankins, is the type of person, who is the type of a dog who will.... eh forget it, he wont do shit!

[chaos]

BWHAHA omg yeah that is what some idiot told dog whisperer trainer told my mom when she was watching the dog she had the guy come over to the house to train the dog. He could not get through the fence into the backyard with the dog. My mom said he told her something was wrong with the dog and I was like I fucking told you that wasn't going to work. About as dumb as this girl I met on a ski lift telling me she had the magic touch with cats and came back to the condo to play with my serval. These girls will look at a hissing 45lb serval and convince themselves they can pet it then be shocked when they get scratched. Talking about what's wrong with your cat what's wrong with you lady I told you he didn't like to be petted by strangers you can see its hiding under a table hissing at you back off. The dog though is no joke it is jumping and snapping at throat height before a stranger comes through the door. I spend half my day trying to move the dog room to room and calm him down as he freaks out every delivery. I do not wish to be liable so I make sure doors are deadbolted when home so he can't get through them. I lock my doors to keep him in not others out. I am worried he will hit a door and pop it open

Bullshit

[bhank]

You guys be the assholes to fight with your dogs. I am just going to give him his space when he is in a mood. He does the same for me

[38 returns]

You guys be the assholes to fight with your dogs. I am just going to give him his space when he is in a mood. He does the same for me

Brian is a pussy and a bitch at the same time

[chaos]

You guys be the assholes to fight with your dogs. I am just going to give him his space when he is in a mood. He does the same for me

Who fights with their dogs Your dog sounds like a getbigger, he doesn't respect you either.

[delon]

Does Bhanky's new ready made house cost as much as his old Kitty Caulk place?

No I am pocketing 500k to reinvest in the market

Kitty hawk sold for 1.365m (no mortgage, and no capital gains tax on the sale)

And new place is 738k

Difference 627

Putting aside transaction/moving costs etc, shouldn't bhank be pocketing a lot more than 500k on the presumption of splitting evenly (approx.370k each) with the higher earning wife for the new home

[The Scott]

You guys be the assholes to fight with your dogs. I am just going to give him his space when he is in a mood. He does the same for me

Ol' Mcbhanky had a dog, OI OI E!  And wif dat dog U know he be a PI PI G!  Wif a MoFo heah!  'n' a MoFo deah!  Hear a Mo!  Der a Fo!  Eberwares a MoFo!  Ol' Mcbhanky hoo hee bee D U M & B!

Dat be wun moflovious serenadin'!  Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!  dat der bhanky sho' nuf gots a fro noze fo' sho'. 


"You guys be the assholes"...Wut a mofloviously mellifluous sing-song schmozartian tunification.

Translation:  bhanky is a retard.

[wes]

Ol' Mcbhanky had a dog, OI OI E!  And wif dat dog U know he be a PI PI G!  Wif a MoFo heah!  'n' a MoFo deah!  Hear a Mo!  Der a Fo!  Eberwares a MoFo!  Ol' Mcbhanky hoo hee bee D U M & B!

Dat be wun moflovious serenadin'!  Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!  dat der bhanky sho' nuf gots a fro noze fo' sho'. 


"You guys be the assholes"...Wut a mofloviously mellifluous sing-song schmozartian tunification.

Translation:  bhanky is a retard.