
I'm sure you're just trolling. But it isn't "Rhodes University" it is a scholarship to Oxford University. Duke is a phenomenal school, but going to Duke isn't on the same level. It is more like going to Harvard. There's no shame in that Brian, I'm not knocking your dad, I couldn't have gone to either place. But it is a big difference (if you aren't trolling).
He's not trolling, he wouldn't troll in a way that made him sound so stupid.
No, he is that stupid! He's fried his brains with decades of dope smoking (and growing and selling in Hawaii), but at least he got the Scarecrow from drug court.