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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #450 on: August 07, 2025, 05:53:57 AM »
He´s a "Mortar Man " who has no idea how to Lay a Mortar  :D

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also he was a special forces recruit apparently.

no record of it at all. ever.
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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #451 on: August 07, 2025, 06:48:33 AM »
Healthy as an ox

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #452 on: August 07, 2025, 06:52:00 AM »
Healthy as an ox

I hope he comes back then we can watch him slowly disappear and wither away

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #453 on: August 07, 2025, 06:54:04 AM »
Rule #1: Do not threaten Getbig
Rule #2: See Rule #1

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #454 on: August 07, 2025, 08:41:24 AM »
Rule #1: Do not threaten Getbig
Rule #2: See Rule #1

my advice would be to carry "Vendettas" out in peoples own time & off getbig.com
that way getbig.com is not involved in possible legal hassles.
He won´t put up with defamation for ever ..even if there´s truth in it.


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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #455 on: August 07, 2025, 09:15:40 AM »
I want conformation the cadaver calf tendon failed but it sounds like it did. Most likely due to increasing loads too fast. The surgeon did warn him, but said evetually it would be stronger than a natural tendon. I was very interested in this because I have the same injury, which also occurred a long time ago.

EDIT: Holy shit, I managed to miss the cadaver tendon comment in the pic! I'm an embarrassment.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #456 on: August 07, 2025, 09:26:40 AM »
Ongoing lymph drainage issue or because your perma baked?

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #457 on: August 07, 2025, 09:44:50 AM »
Ongoing lymph drainage issue or because your perma baked?

Weed helps everything he thinks, he tactlessly insisted wes use it for cancer. Claims he doesn't get any high.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #458 on: August 07, 2025, 09:58:16 AM »
Ongoing lymph drainage issue or because your perma baked?

He looks high as a kite as usual.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #459 on: August 07, 2025, 10:23:31 AM »
Healthy as an ox

thanks for being the one to step up and post the updates
i need to make another fake fb account so i can snoop

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #460 on: August 07, 2025, 02:04:10 PM »
He looks high as a kite as usual.

He looks delusional as usual
Talking to himself. Who does he think really gives a fuck about his day to day well being?

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #461 on: August 07, 2025, 04:36:11 PM »
you dont ever leave getbig, it has the ability to beat death

LOL! Thanks. This is really good information to have when rapidly approaching becoming  81 years old like I will be in a few weeks.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #462 on: August 07, 2025, 08:29:45 PM »
Brutal Joe Biden vacant eyes of peace


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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #463 on: August 07, 2025, 08:37:21 PM »
Healthy as an ox

Maybe abusing a plethora of drugs his entire life is finally catching up to him.

Cocoon of peace.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #464 on: August 07, 2025, 08:47:51 PM »
Maybe abusing a plethora of drugs his entire life is finally catching up to him.

Cocoon of peace.

He just needs to spend even more time smoking pot and he'll be fine.  Maybe some sort of respirator or chamber that gives him pot smoke to inhale while he sleeps.

Pot cloud cocoon of peace.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #465 on: August 07, 2025, 08:55:31 PM »
4 years on getbig aged him more than a presidential term.  I’d be surprised if he’s even 185 pounds by now. The veterans here told him what to do every step of the way but he never wanted to listen.  Now he’s lost everything.  He’s falling harder than Dan Aykroid in Trading Places.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #466 on: August 08, 2025, 02:54:52 AM »
4 years on getbig aged him more than a presidential term.  I’d be surprised if he’s even 185 pounds by now. The veterans here told him what to do every step of the way but he never wanted to listen.  Now he’s lost everything.  He’s falling harder than Dan Aykroid in Trading Places.

Lmao!

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #467 on: August 08, 2025, 03:12:24 AM »
oh and his sons lifts are illegal as his feet are on plates not the floor!

hahahaha

he even cheats for other people now
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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #468 on: August 11, 2025, 06:19:48 AM »
 :D

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #469 on: August 11, 2025, 06:22:45 AM »
chapeau!!
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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #470 on: August 11, 2025, 06:23:21 AM »

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #471 on: August 11, 2025, 10:54:10 AM »


The admissions committee right now are probably going to name a classroom after Josh seeing the bullet they dodged by not allowing Hanks to enroll there creeping on women who could be his daughter and humiliating his wife publicly like this. 

Who knows, maybe they will hire Josh as the screening investigator for all future enrollees seeing the work he did here.     

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #472 on: August 11, 2025, 10:58:25 AM »
The admissions committee right now are probably going to name a classroom after Josh seeing the bullet they dodged by not allowing Hanks to enroll there creeping on women who could be his daughter and humiliating his wife publicly like this. 

Who knows, maybe they will hire Josh as the screening investigator for all future enrollees seeing the work he did here.     

I can imagine them breaking the news that he is banned and him saying, “Don’t believe Josh’s lies!”

The Hankins Hubris is hazardous to his health.

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Re: Bhank Gym Status
« Reply #473 on: August 11, 2025, 11:03:01 AM »
I can imagine them breaking the news that he is banned and him saying, “Don’t believe Josh’s lies!”

The Hankins Hubris is hazardous to his health.

Imagine him screaming and them pulling out print outs from GB and asking about the "Who wore it better?" picture ?  ha ha ha ha!!!!!!