Having trouble finding a comp near me

[GymnJuice]

Hahaha

He was like 6'3" right?

I'm 5'11" which puts me in the top 15% of all men in height

My IQ is 127 which puts me in top 4%

My fully erect cock is 7 1/4 which puts me in the top 5% of all men

I just am superior no doubts about it

Penis lengths will be disregarded until converted to decimals and verified by prime.

no homo

[joswift]

Penis lengths will be disregarded until converted to decimals and verified by prime.

no homo

silly girl forgets he already told people it was 6 1/4

[illuminati]

Hahaha

He was like 6'3" right?

I'm 5'11" which puts me in the top 15% of all men in height

My IQ is 127 which puts me in top 4%

My fully erect cock is 7 1/4 which puts me in the top 5% of all men

I just am superior no doubts about it

NO - you're just a lying scrawny Khvnt
who got caught out lying & Fucked off for a Year -
Do everyone a favour & Fuck off permanently

[dj181]

Penis lengths will be disregarded until converted to decimals and verified by prime.

no homo

Hahahahaha

[chaos]

This dude is the most insecure pussy we’ve ever had on the boards. Guarantee you he has episodes of weeping uncontrollably when he is all alone late at night. The dude knows he has the face of a .man with kidney failure. And he has the muscle of an AiDS patient

Let's not forget he was used as a dick shelf.

[dj181]

Let's not forget he was used as a dick shelf.

Nope no Dick on me

My 7.25 inches was on him

I'll strict curl my bodyweight in less than 6 weeks mark my word😉

[dj181]

And pussies don't stand toe to toe with full fledged heavyweight boxers and take full body shots 😉

[chaos]

Nope no Dick on me

My 7.25 inches was on him

I'll strict curl my bodyweight in less than 6 weeks mark my word😉

That makes it totally straight.

[38 returns]

That makes it totally straight.

hahahaha

a man measuring his cock is just weird

[Never1AShow]

There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn’t gain weight to save my fucking life.

There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like fucking magic. He’d go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.

I finally asked him one day how he did it.

“You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I’ll fill you in.”

Now remember, we’re at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious shit if we have to go outside, I thought.

So we get outside and he starts talking.

“For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don’t care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That’s your breakfast.”

At this point I’m thinking this guy is nuts. But he’s completely serious.

“For lunch you’re gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don’t want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don’t care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can’t let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter.”

“For dinner you’re gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don’t like sardines, don’t put ’em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it.”

“Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals.”

This guy is in a zen-like state when he’s talking about this.

“Now you’re on the clock,” he continues. “After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you’re full. Don’t listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I’m telling you now, you’re going to get three or four pieces in and you’re gonna want to quit. You fucking can’t quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.

And if you can’t finish it, don’t you ever come back to me and tell me you can’t gain weight. ’Cause I’m gonna tell you that you don’t give a fuck about getting bigger and you don’t care how much you lift!”

He says.... "to beat the man you gotta out eat the man"

Did this when I was 24 and went from 146 to 190 in 8 weeks bodyfat went from 7.5 to 20%

I’ve seen this before somewhere. He’s totally stolen the story.

[illuminati]

And pussies don't stand toe to toe with full fledged heavyweight boxers and take full body shots 😉

NO - you're just a lying scrawny Khvnt
who got caught out lying & Fucked off for a Year -
Do everyone a favour & Fuck off permanently

[joswift]

I’ve seen this before somewhere. He’s totally stolen the story.

yep, Dave tate told it back in 2014
https://t-nation.com/t/need-advice-on-bulking-up/197864/3

get rid of this lying sack of shit right now

[dj181]

I’ve seen this before somewhere. He’s totally stolen the story.

What the fuck are you talking about

I never said that's from me

That's from my x-coach Dr. John Mark Blakely

[joswift]

Just did a triple with 110 on the strict curl

Took 500 mcg grams of cheque drops much much better than 250

Had a fella on here tell me I only need one strength drug

It seems drops may be better than drol pour moi gotta see a few more times

Lastly I will try halo

I visualize extreme circumstances for blind rage

For example I look at this sweet baby and imagine someone trying to harm him

Would not end well for him as I'd attack him with extreme rage my right hand would fuck him up them I'd stomp him out

hes been in the country 2 minutes has no gym membership , nowhere to live yet hes got cheque drops even though he had to inject all his other drugs so he didnt get busted travelling??

[Lartinos]

There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn’t gain weight to save my fucking life.

There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like fucking magic. He’d go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.

I finally asked him one day how he did it.

“You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I’ll fill you in.”

Now remember, we’re at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious shit if we have to go outside, I thought.

So we get outside and he starts talking.

“For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don’t care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That’s your breakfast.”

At this point I’m thinking this guy is nuts. But he’s completely serious.

“For lunch you’re gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don’t want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don’t care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can’t let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter.”

“For dinner you’re gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don’t like sardines, don’t put ’em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it.”

“Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals.”

This guy is in a zen-like state when he’s talking about this.

“Now you’re on the clock,” he continues. “After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you’re full. Don’t listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I’m telling you now, you’re going to get three or four pieces in and you’re gonna want to quit. You fucking can’t quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.

And if you can’t finish it, don’t you ever come back to me and tell me you can’t gain weight. ’Cause I’m gonna tell you that you don’t give a fuck about getting bigger and you don’t care how much you lift!”

He says.... "to beat the man you gotta out eat the man"

Did this when I was 24 and went from 146 to 190 in 8 weeks bodyfat went from 7.5 to 20%

I’m beginning to think that maybe DJ is a fraud. Are all his other stories fake too?

This strategy BTW seems similar to Sir Bhankins “Eat to grow” philosophy.

I guess great minds think alike.

[Never1AShow]

yep, Dave tate told it back in 2014
https://t-nation.com/t/need-advice-on-bulking-up/197864/3

get rid of this lying sack of shit right now

Totally stolen except for the “Come outside and I’ll fill you in.” part. That happened, kind of.

[dj181]

Hahahaha

Its fucking hilarious you turds don't believe me

Go ahead and write him on Instagram of Facebook and ask him about Smooooovieeee

That was my nickname

Funny thing is he don't talk to me no more 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣