Lyin' Brian Hankins

[Lartinos]

The countdown to the beginning of his illustrious legal career is only a bit more than a month away now.

Would make a good Judd Apatow movie instead of the 40 year old Virgin it’s the 50 year old lawyer.

Brian looks like a man who just stumbled out of a bar.

[38 returns]

I think it's a suit that was bought off the rack when he was bigger.

he defo got his suits off the rack and used to boast about a 46 jacket

if thats a 46 he is about a 43 chest

literallyhis shitty charlotte cup physique was from grammes of juice and54iu of  hgh on hte morning of the comp plus diretics, i dont think i have seen anyone with such a bad long term response to gear. if he comes offaltogether you are looking at a 165lb man. jeff had it pegged out right years ago

[dj181]

I don't like this turd but I really doubt he was taking 54 uis of growth

[38 returns]

ok

he admitted on here he took 54iu on the morning of his contest and was oneither a bottle of a cartridge a day- so 10iu/16iu or 32iu a day

[dj181]

ok

he admitted on here he took 54iu on the morning of his contest and was oneither a bottle of a cartridge a day- so 10iu/16iu or 32iu a day

It's good he doesn't have a YouTube channel

Coz if he said how much growth he took and one see his lack of results

Then growth sales would plummet 😂😂😂

[GymnJuice]

Brian Hankins Rises Like a Phoenix (On GetBig.com)
The Iron Resurrection Chronicles

Beneath locked threads and mod-whispered bans,
Where avatars fade like tren from hands,
Where reps were won, and souls were flamed—
He stirs once more, unbanned, unnamed.

A glitch.
A post.
A thread revived.
Brian Hankins — back. Alive.

No burner account. No alias fake.
No sock puppet. No natty snake.
Rising like a phoenix, wings of fire,
He logs in clean with pure desire.

“Still natty. Still alpha. Still better than you.”
The forum blinks—could it be true?

Shizzo cries from a bench in the void,
“Brother Hankins! I was never paranoid!”
He posts ten vids, does a half pull-up,
Then speaks in tongues about filling cups.

240isback appears on cue,
Whispers, “Life is pain, but pain is true.”
He links a paper, then vanishes again—
Back to thinking about T-nation sin.

Vince Goodrum releases a statement, bold:
“I have no beef, but Hankins is cold.
If he steps to me, he best be clean—
No fake natty, no injectable lean.”
Then links a press kit, and three domain names,
And challenges Hankins to legal games.

But Hankins grins, just one reply:
“You wrote a book no one will buy.”
Thread explodes. Mods lose control.
GetBig burns with protein soul.

Funk51 drops in with studies from Mars,
Citing clenbuterol found in prison bars.
“Studies show Hankins can’t be beat,
His muscle density defies elite.”

The trolls regroup. They post old memes.
They quote old bans, revive old schemes.
But Hankins deadlifts every lie—
He’s recomped truth, and bulked sky high.

He calls out whey shills, flexes past mods,
Mocks sponsored links and fake mirage gods.
No IG clout, no TikTok fame,
Just chalk-stained hands and iron flame.

So hail the king, whose flame won’t dim—
From permaban’s pit, they couldn’t end him.
With GH15 shaking in chem-sweat fear,
And Vince still typing press kits near—

This tale is inked in BCAA blood,
In mod tears, and a natty flood.
For from GetBig’s broken thread of dread…
Brian Hankins rose from the dead.

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[Phantom Spunker]

[dj181]

😂😂😂

Would be hilarious to see you rope a dope this clown

[Phantom Spunker]

😂😂😂

Would be hilarious to see you rope a dope this clown

My shoulder is fucked again just now but I may challenge him in the future, haha.

[dj181]

My shoulder is fucked again just now but I may challenge him in the future, haha.

Sorry to hear that brother

You are a good good dude and that's why I show you respect unlike many other shitstains on here

Have you tried tb-500?

Many fellas on the tube swear by it

[Phantom Spunker]

Sorry to hear that brother

You are a good good dude and that's why I show you respect unlike many other shitstains on here

Have you tried tb-500?

Many fellas on the tube swear by it

Thanks. No, I wouldn't know where to begin with peptides and I'd be too scared they'd fuck me up. Plus, I'm not even sure where the pain is coming from this time. I had shoulder surgery years ago on my left, but now the right has been giving me hell for months and it doesn't feel like rotator cuff issues.

I'm fortunate to have great health cover and I'm flying home tomorrow, so I've got appointments booked for the shoulder and lower back.

[joswift]

Thanks. No, I wouldn't know where to begin with peptides and I'd be too scared they'd fuck me up. Plus, I'm not even sure where the pain is coming from this time. I had shoulder surgery years ago on my left, but now the right has been giving me hell for months and it doesn't feel like rotator cuff issues.

I'm fortunate to have great health cover and I'm flying home tomorrow, so I've got appointments booked for the shoulder and lower back.

you are aware you are typing to a mentally ill retard with no grasp on reality?

[IroNat]

Bhanky lives on in absentia.

[Phantom Spunker]

you are aware you are typing to a mentally ill retard with no grasp on reality?

  What can I say? DJ has charmed me. It's Getbig, after all. The characters are what make it funny. Any time he mentions things like 'din dins' or weighing 'two bills', it always makes me laugh because I can practically feel you seething as you read it, haha.

[Lartinos]

Imagine owning an entire wardrobe of clothes that is 2 sizes too big.

Does he bite the bullet and buy new clothes eventually?

If I met him and I didn’t know him I’d assume he took Ozempic or had his stomach stapled.

[Tennisballz]

What a mess.  Wearing an oversized jacket from goodwill.  I bet he wears a ton of cologne too, probably reeks of Tommy Hilfiger and yesterdays farts.

[dj181]

Blowshit talking smack

Come to Moldova and sign the waivers 💋💋💋

[CalorieKing]

Blowshit talking smack

Come to Moldova and sign the waivers 💋💋💋

is it important to you as a narcissist to take over all the threads and be the central figure?

[joswift]

What a mess.  Wearing an oversized jacket from goodwill.  I bet he wears a ton of cologne too, probably reeks of Tommy Hilfiger and yesterdays farts.Diarrhia

fixed

[CalorieKing]

What a mess.  Wearing an oversized jacket from goodwill.  I bet he wears a ton of cologne too, probably reeks of Tommy Hilfiger and yesterdays farts.

you know he wears that drakar noir one from the 80s lolol

[joswift]

you know he wears that drakar noir one from the 80s lolol

Old Spice

[CalorieKing]

Old Spice

no hes still chachi and goes with drakar,...when he hits 60 then itll be the old spice but still chatting up 19 year old gals

[IroNat]

you know he wears that drakar noir one from the 80s lolol

I had some that back then.

Good stuff.

[Grape Ape]

Had Polo in HS, but it wasn't a guido thing at the time.

Never even considered anything after that.

[Royalty]

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