Lyin' Brian Hankins

[Royalty]

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[mops]

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[Rambone]

Flyin’ Brian is stylin’ and profilin’ in that suit. I’d let him represent me, and I’d put down a hefty retainer, too.

[Flexacon]

His mind couldn't even comprehend that a tomato is botanically a fruit even when when mountains of evidence was presented.

He has zero chance when it comes to the nuances of the law. His win/loss record will look no better than his MMA one

[IroNat]

Bhanky looks like he'd sue in a NY minute.

[delon]

This may actually be the zenith of bhank's legal career ideation

He is playing "dress up" as per one of the key motivations on embarking on this path

The actual hard work and dealing with other human beings has not yet begun

[Skeletor]

He has zero chance when it comes to the nuances of the law. His win/loss record will look no better than his MMA one

He will not be a lawyer. The only way he shows up at a court room is as a defendant.

[Lartinos]

He will not be a lawyer. The only way he shows up at a court room is as a defendant.

Or when he sues the school for kicking him out.

[38 returns]

you know he wears that drakar noir one from the 80s lolol

post of the fucking day!!

 

he will follow it with kouros and jazz

sadly for brian women groups are aware of his past.

law school will be soon too.