DJ bringing that Steve Justa serial killer energy to the fitness world -

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Seriously, you need to start courting the homos. Find a hive of 25-40 yr old sad sack gay dudes, and offer to train them. A lot would probably like being trained by an older rough trade type. A little "accidental" hog on on the arm, back or face action while you're training them, and you'll have a client list a mile long.