Subject: Immediate Cease and Desist – Legal Apocalypse Incoming
To: Administrator, Getbig.com
From: Harley Breite, discount lawyers
Date: 15 August 2025 AD
Dear Sir or Madam,
You’ve just made the worst mistake of your professional life.
You have published malicious, fabricated, and defamatory lies about my client DJ181 on Getbig.com. This was not only reckless — it was an open declaration of war. You have twenty-four (24) hours from the time stamp on this message to obliterate every last trace of those postings from your servers and provide me with a sworn affidavit confirming their permanent deletion.
Fail to comply, and I will rain down upon you the kind of litigation that will make your descendants wince in pain. I will subpoena every keystroke, I will depose every administrator, and I will make the discovery process feel like a siege. We will turn your inbox into a legal minefield and your bank account into an archaeological site.
Understand this: my client has authorized me to pursue every conceivable remedy — compensatory damages, punitive damages, attorney’s fees, and the kind of injunctive relief that will bind you tighter than a steel vice. When we are done, your “Getbig” empire will be reduced to a cautionary tale whispered about in law school ethics classes.
This is not a negotiation. This is your final reprieve. Comply, or prepare to be ground into legal dust.
Govern yourself accordingly.
Sincerely,
Harley Breite
Attorney at Law
