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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #600 on: September 27, 2025, 11:34:44 AM »
My theory is she got him the popcorn and protein ramen to cheer him up when he got booted out of law school. 

As for the cartoon dogs, isn't that the same show where he didn't bring any food and had to live off hotel flatbread pizza?

We need to add the skin cancer on the forehead concerns of Capt. Spaulding per FB posts to Hankins health ailments thread.     

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #601 on: September 27, 2025, 11:37:24 AM »

54 iu of hgh and a load of diuretics isnt fun

he puts that in so if he gets his arse handed to him he can say hes not bothered.

this is his job

i hope he gets crushed

and crashes on the drive home

The usual semhanktics.
He will pick whichever class has the fewest and shittiest competitors, that is if he even makes it and doesn't have some "diaria" explosion.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #602 on: September 27, 2025, 11:53:07 AM »
My moneys on Bhanky for the win.
He can't be faded.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #603 on: September 27, 2025, 12:52:20 PM »
My moneys on Bhanky for the win.
He can't be faded.

This x1000.

Hankins is living rent free in the minds of Getbig.


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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #604 on: September 27, 2025, 02:58:19 PM »
The usual semhanktics.
He will pick whichever class has the fewest and shittiest competitors, that is if he even makes it and doesn't have some "diaria" explosion.

Last time he said he was openly farting in the changing room, causing a foul smell which annoyed people.

Then his posing routine was compromised due to straining to hold in diarrhoea.

And then shit himself in the car.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #605 on: September 27, 2025, 03:01:07 PM »
Last time he said he was openly farting in the changing room, causing a foul smell which annoyed people.

Then his posing routine was compromised due to straining to hold in diarrhoea.

And then shit himself in the car.

Typical side effect from the flatbread and granola bars

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #606 on: September 27, 2025, 03:01:43 PM »
A Stigmatism    :D

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #607 on: September 27, 2025, 03:04:09 PM »
A Stigmatism    :D

Reading between the lines he probably had some 'stigmatism' on the back of his posing trunks while on stage.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #608 on: September 27, 2025, 03:35:20 PM »
Spencer now has more trophies than his dad

Look how pleased spaced out Brian looks


Look at the epic quads on him.
Those squats are really paying off, fucks sake his arms bigger than his leg

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #609 on: September 27, 2025, 03:43:09 PM »
We need to add the skin cancer on the forehead concerns of Capt. Spaulding per FB posts to Hankins health ailments thread.   

Here we go again, if he's training for a show, additional ones will arise for sure. 

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #610 on: September 27, 2025, 03:49:33 PM »
Spencer now has more trophies than his dad

Look how pleased spaced out Brian looks


Look at the epic quads on him.
Those squats are really paying off, fucks sake his arms bigger than his leg

DJ level quad development.  He looks like two different people on each side of his face and body.  Lopside of peace.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #611 on: September 27, 2025, 04:02:17 PM »
Despite his physical obstacles, Bhanky will march on to victory in the next contest as he has in his many other life pursuits.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #612 on: September 27, 2025, 04:27:25 PM »
DJ level quad development.  He looks like two different people on each side of his face and body.  Lopside of peace.
Between his mustache and the end of his nose, I can’t tell if he has a nostrils left

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #613 on: September 27, 2025, 04:36:58 PM »
Spencer now has more trophies than his dad

Look how pleased spaced out Brian looks


Look at the epic quads on him.
Those squats are really paying off, fucks sake his arms bigger than his leg

Brutal. Can he even stand up without help? He must be using the cane again.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #614 on: September 27, 2025, 05:47:56 PM »
Spencer now has more trophies than his dad

Look how pleased spaced out Brian looks


Look at the epic quads on him.
Those squats are really paying off, fucks sake his arms bigger than his leg


Look at the leg lololololol.

It’s legit a match stick

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #615 on: September 28, 2025, 02:20:30 AM »
Looks like retard had a hair transplant. Interesting

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #616 on: September 28, 2025, 04:44:40 AM »
look how he flexed his arm for the camera.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #617 on: September 28, 2025, 05:06:44 AM »
That picture of his leg is shopped, right?

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #618 on: September 28, 2025, 05:24:30 AM »
That picture of his leg is shopped, right?

nope, I just cut Spencer off

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #619 on: September 28, 2025, 05:31:04 AM »
nope, I just cut Spencer off

They look much bigger on an X-Ray.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #620 on: September 28, 2025, 05:36:16 AM »
Looks like retard had a hair transplant. Interesting

Something is up, vs. February







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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #621 on: September 28, 2025, 05:37:37 AM »
That picture of his leg is shopped, right?

Nah. Brian just has dwarf proportions. Crazy long torso and short legs/femur, plus very little muscle mass

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #622 on: September 28, 2025, 05:41:46 AM »


What a fucking imbecilic fucking moron!   LOL   ;D   :D

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #623 on: September 28, 2025, 05:57:47 AM »


What a fucking imbecilic fucking moron!   LOL   ;D   :D

lol, this picture really does encapsulate him.

Now is it a transplant or is he wearing a hair-piece.

Whatever it is it looks better than the pathetic look here.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #624 on: September 28, 2025, 06:00:19 AM »
Last time he said he was openly farting in the changing room, causing a foul smell which annoyed people.

Then his posing routine was compromised due to straining to hold in diarrhoea.

And then shit himself in the car.
Anal incontinence