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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #575 on: September 26, 2025, 09:43:44 AM »
i measured his head for a laugh at

3.8cm

the other fella is 2.7cm
the other 2.8 cm

which means if we take the first guy as being of average head size ie 57 cm hankins is 140.74 % of this 79cm

for context

XXL is 64cm

John Merrick- the elephant man was 91cm

so Hankins head if that is real size not a shopped picture is equidistant between the largest hat size and the elephant mans skull

I think someone has been lying. A lot.
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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #576 on: September 26, 2025, 09:47:57 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1F8KejFfiY/

Sounds like Wood stormed another dojo and beat up its sensei

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #577 on: September 26, 2025, 11:53:19 AM »

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #578 on: September 26, 2025, 12:19:25 PM »


I agree with Bhank that he does look huge in that picture.

But he also looks literally 10 years younger there.

All that matters is today and that picture is really old.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #579 on: September 26, 2025, 12:36:36 PM »


That's how bhank sees himself.

The reality:


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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #580 on: September 26, 2025, 04:01:07 PM »
i measured his head for a laugh at

3.8cm

the other fella is 2.7cm
the other 2.8 cm

which means if we take the first guy as being of average head size ie 57 cm hankins is 140.74 % of this 79cm

for context

XXL is 64cm

John Merrick- the elephant man was 91cm

so Hankins head if that is real size not a shopped picture is equidistant between the largest hat size and the elephant mans skull

I think someone has been lying. A lot.

The irony that mr big head actually has a gigantic head

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #581 on: September 26, 2025, 04:05:06 PM »
Hankies head is twice as big as everyone else's. Is he Neanderthal?

He possesses superior intellect

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #582 on: September 26, 2025, 09:48:27 PM »
Looks like old Hanky is in full swing with his newest manic phase just as DJ gets a little quiet again.

Here is his new diet which still sucks, but is technically an improvement over the old one.

“ Diet
Honestly yesterday was a great day. Appetite was good and stomach didn't hurt. I feel like I ate a good amount of quality calories but also digested well do not feel bloated, trained and rested.

Meal 1 5 pieces extra thick Bacon. Coffee with cocoa powder and cream, creatine gummy and multivitamin
Meal 2 1 plate 6 oz Potatoes and 3 links sausage ketchup xtra salt. Coffee with cocoa powder and cream
Meal 3 1 plate Carrots Potatoes and Beef Stew. Water Gatorade
GYM
Meal 4 Protein Ramen. bran muffin handful of trail mix with banana chips Gatorade water
Bag of popcorn gift from wife
Nap
Meal 5 1 plate Chicken Alfredo with Broccoli. Gatorade Water
Meal 6 1 plate Honey chicken siracha with scallions rice and beans, Gatorade
TV time with wife
9-10pmPM Feeding Cake Donut with sugar, Handful of pepperoni, salad with blue cheese vinegar oil and bacon. 3 oz sliced mozzarella with vinegar, Tuna salad with crackers, cinnamon bread with extra butter Gatorade
Bed

Woke up again at 4:30am starving had to start cooking more food this is what it actually takes for me to make gains”

Protein Ramen of Peace

DJ would kill for this meal plan

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #583 on: September 26, 2025, 10:54:05 PM »
I explained to hanky a while back he's got lens distortion in that picture, his head is big but not the size and shape of a basketball, sometimes it can literally make people or objects at the edge look double the width they actually are.
Of course Hankenstein argued he is that huge because that's what he wants to believe

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #584 on: September 27, 2025, 02:04:18 AM »
He's got that baked out of his mind look....

Side note : RNCNPO on blue dress....not sure why

I wouldn't mind a piece of that

I'd probably stuff her panties in her mouth first

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #585 on: September 27, 2025, 02:49:48 AM »
Hankies head is twice as big as everyone else's. Is he Neanderthal?


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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #586 on: September 27, 2025, 04:27:23 AM »

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #587 on: September 27, 2025, 05:00:58 AM »

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #588 on: September 27, 2025, 06:17:11 AM »
What's the show he said he's going in next?

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #589 on: September 27, 2025, 06:27:52 AM »
What's the show he said he's going in next?

He said he has 7 weeks when he posted this.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1D2U2VP87E/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #590 on: September 27, 2025, 06:51:51 AM »
its a three hour drive- wont that affect his legal studies?
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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #591 on: September 27, 2025, 06:53:20 AM »
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"7 weeks isn't much time, but I just can't help feeling I am going to be in the shape of my life. I invite anyone who sees this to come compete see if you can beat me or just have some fun. It's not that serious. I will be in the over 40. They had a good size lineup last year."


If it`s not that serious why does he always invite others to compete against him ???   :(

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #592 on: September 27, 2025, 07:14:29 AM »
He said he has 7 weeks when he posted this.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1D2U2VP87E/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Said he'd be in Over 40, so I'm thinking it's Bodybuilding not Classic like he went in before, here's last years winner over 40 in bbing and also over 45 classic (no over 40 class)

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2024/npc_carolina_state_bodybuilding_championships/kf3e/lee_hickman

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #593 on: September 27, 2025, 07:34:43 AM »
Wood Hankns
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"7 weeks isn't much time, but I just can't help feeling I am going to be in the shape of my life. I invite anyone who sees this to come compete see if you can beat me or just have some fun. It's not that serious. I will be in the over 40. They had a good size lineup last year."


If it`s not that serious why does he always invite others to compete against him ???   :(
his use of the word "fun" when to him its life or death always makes me cringe.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #594 on: September 27, 2025, 07:40:34 AM »
his use of the word "fun" when to him its life or death always makes me cringe.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ;D

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #595 on: September 27, 2025, 07:42:26 AM »
54 iu of hgh and a load of diuretics isnt fun

he puts that in so if he gets his arse handed to him he can say hes not bothered.

this is his job

i hope he gets crushed

and crashes on the drive home
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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #596 on: September 27, 2025, 07:45:41 AM »
He might do if cartoon dogs run out infront him!
54 iu of hgh and a load of diuretics isnt fun

he puts that in so if he gets his arse handed to him he can say hes not bothered.

this is his job

i hope he gets crushed

and crashes on the drive home

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #597 on: September 27, 2025, 09:21:58 AM »
54 iu of hgh and a load of diuretics isnt fun

he puts that in so if he gets his arse handed to him he can say hes not bothered.

this is his job

i hope he gets crushed

and crashes on the drive home


I will take seeing cartoon dogs and never doing the show.

Similar to last time- saw the competition at pre judging and high tailed it out of there.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #598 on: September 27, 2025, 11:28:35 AM »

I will take seeing cartoon dogs and never doing the show.

Similar to last time- saw the competition at pre judging and high tailed it out of there.

I think last time was when tardicus ate spaghetti Os two days before the show and suffered cataclysmic diarrhea, looked like a starving Ethiopian with a big belly on stage.

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Re: Hankins update pic
« Reply #599 on: September 27, 2025, 11:31:46 AM »
Looks like old Hanky is in full swing with his newest manic phase just as DJ gets a little quiet again.

Here is his new diet which still sucks, but is technically an improvement over the old one.

“ Diet
Honestly yesterday was a great day. Appetite was good and stomach didn't hurt. I feel like I ate a good amount of quality calories but also digested well do not feel bloated, trained and rested.

Meal 1 5 pieces extra thick Bacon. Coffee with cocoa powder and cream, creatine gummy and multivitamin
Meal 2 1 plate 6 oz Potatoes and 3 links sausage ketchup xtra salt. Coffee with cocoa powder and cream
Meal 3 1 plate Carrots Potatoes and Beef Stew. Water Gatorade
GYM
Meal 4 Protein Ramen. bran muffin handful of trail mix with banana chips Gatorade water
Bag of popcorn gift from wife
Nap
Meal 5 1 plate Chicken Alfredo with Broccoli. Gatorade Water
Meal 6 1 plate Honey chicken siracha with scallions rice and beans, Gatorade
TV time with wife
9-10pmPM Feeding Cake Donut with sugar, Handful of pepperoni, salad with blue cheese vinegar oil and bacon. 3 oz sliced mozzarella with vinegar, Tuna salad with crackers, cinnamon bread with extra butter Gatorade
Bed

Woke up again at 4:30am starving had to start cooking more food this is what it actually takes for me to make gains”

My theory is she got him the popcorn and protein ramen to cheer him up when he got booted out of law school. 

As for the cartoon dogs, isn't that the same show where he didn't bring any food and had to live off hotel flatbread pizza?