if its not the photographers at the npc its the drug testers at SCN.
if its not them its the coaches at his sons wrasslln club refusing his gallant offer to coach
if not them its the MMA refs giving him 3 losses when he clearly erm won?
if not them its the idiots at law school having the temerity to check hi sbackground an drealised that wood hankins the clean skin is brian hankins the woman beater
if not them its the US military refusing to allow him to make his own drug laws up
if not them its the us border force stopping josh from getting into the states for a can of whoop ass brian had ready to serve

if not them its his arm wrasslin mates who disappeared after one meet
if not them its those terrible womens crazy golf losers. too east
poor brian every where he goes people seem to hate him.