You know you CAN fight, dontcha?
Chuck. Fvcking. Norris.
His is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. He is the reason Waldo is hiding. It is His world; He, in fact, allows us to coexist. We are not nations of democracy and socialism and whatnot--these are a facade. We, subjects all, bow to the New World Order:
Chucktatorship.