Is this real life?
[Intro]
Is this the real life? Is this just Bhanky?
Caught in another lie, no escape from Clegg-ality
Open your eyes, look up to his gut and see
I'm just a Cartoon Dog, I need no sympathy (Ooh, poor boy)
Because I'm easy come, easy go, always high, little schmoe
Any way the wind blows (Ooh, the wind blows)
Doesn't really matter to Hanky, to Han-kee