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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6525 on: September 21, 2026, 01:40:45 PM »
Has anyone considered the other side of this, and maybe Hankins ended this relationship of his own accord? It takes a tremendous amount of effort to domesticate a wild animal, and maybe he realized a normal life isn’t for him.

Because what type of lunatic would post about his dating life this soon into a separation?

The Bhanks type of lunatic.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6526 on: September 21, 2026, 01:49:38 PM »
Where was that posted?

e-mailed to her office

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6527 on: September 21, 2026, 01:51:18 PM »
Has anyone considered the other side of this, and maybe Hankins ended this relationship of his own accord? It takes a tremendous amount of effort to domesticate a wild animal, and maybe he realized a normal life isn’t for him.


So it's basically Freebird?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6528 on: September 21, 2026, 01:53:02 PM »
Has anyone considered the other side of this, and maybe Hankins ended this relationship of his own accord? It takes a tremendous amount of effort to domesticate a wild animal, and maybe he realized a normal life isn’t for him.

Because what type of lunatic would post about his dating life this soon into a separation?

A narcissist who thinks posting stuff like this will hurt his wife beacuse she left him.

He wants her to think that hes a catch for any woman and hes out on dates so soon after and hes not bothered about her.

The "not bothered about her" is true, he doesnt care about anyone but himself

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6529 on: September 21, 2026, 01:54:56 PM »
A narcissist who thinks posting stuff like this will hurt his wife beacuse she left him.

He wants her to think that hes a catch for any woman and hes out on dates so soon after and hes not bothered about her.

The "not bothered about her" is true, he doesnt care about anyone but himself

Maybe he can get w Goodrum. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6530 on: September 21, 2026, 01:55:37 PM »
Maybe he can get w Goodrum.

Em is already his homewreaker.. he doesnt need another one

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6531 on: September 21, 2026, 01:57:20 PM »
A narcissist who thinks posting stuff like this will hurt his wife beacuse she left him.

He wants her to think that hes a catch for any woman and hes out on dates so soon after and hes not bothered about her.

The "not bothered about her" is true, he doesnt care about anyone but himself

^ Pretty much this

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6532 on: September 21, 2026, 02:40:50 PM »
Interesting, now that you mention it, if you want to hurt someone but wanted them back, you wouldn't actually be depicting your date as being a success.  You'd be wanting them to know you were searching elsewhere, but that you hadn't actually porked new beef.  That's just if you want the original lamb back. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6533 on: September 21, 2026, 02:54:56 PM »
Wasn’t he crowing just a few weeks ago how everything was great domestically?  I seem to recall it coinciding with the law school start stuff.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6534 on: September 21, 2026, 02:59:19 PM »


Em must have a screw loose to sit by and let this fucking idiot drag her down with him

Somebody wised up

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6535 on: September 21, 2026, 03:08:11 PM »
It was only 4 years ago (I think) that he put on his best clothes and got married in Vegas.

I guess Bhank should admit the haters were correct this time.

Marriage in his opinion was just like another hobby similar to racing cars or kite boarding.

And with this break-up go all his legal connections.

Time to get a real job and be happy if he can make 50k again.

He hasn’t been arrested in years now so I see this as progress.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6536 on: September 21, 2026, 04:07:34 PM »
It was only 4 years ago (I think) that he put on his best clothes and got married in Vegas.

I guess Bhank should admit the haters were correct this time.

Marriage in his opinion was just like another hobby similar to racing cars or kite boarding.

And with this break-up go all his legal connections.

Time to get a real job and be happy if he can make 50k again.

He hasn’t been arrested in years now so I see this as progress.

He no longer has an inside (wo)man.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6537 on: September 21, 2026, 06:05:01 PM »
Is this real life?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6538 on: September 21, 2026, 08:35:43 PM »
Is this real life?

[Intro]
Is this the real life? Is this just Bhanky?
Caught in another lie, no escape from Clegg-ality
Open your eyes, look up to his gut and see
I'm just a Cartoon Dog, I need no sympathy (Ooh, poor boy)
Because I'm easy come, easy go, always high, little schmoe
Any way the wind blows (Ooh, the wind blows)
Doesn't really matter to Hanky, to Han-kee


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6539 on: September 21, 2026, 10:09:56 PM »
I don't think Brian can be alone. He is probably miserable now and will likely post a lot on facebook, so let's hope there will be plenty of new material for this thread. Was there any indication of whether he had a prenup with Em or not?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6540 on: September 22, 2026, 01:07:42 AM »
Hanky looking for some panky...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6541 on: September 22, 2026, 01:23:49 AM »
48 single, I would fuck him, veins or not.

So...... this is what Getbig is at now? 262 pages about "Brian's"

LOL... slightly gayer than Chaos oiling his skull to reproduce "reverze childbirth" ....

Liugthenup motherfuckers... your lives are precious... pssing it away on "lurking on another man's"... and posting about it lol...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6542 on: September 22, 2026, 01:33:55 AM »
48 single, I would fuck him, veins or not.

He is a fellow homosexual, get in contact.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6543 on: September 22, 2026, 01:42:16 AM »
He is a fellow homosexual, get in contact.

He's a fellow of yours? How did you guys meet (no homo)?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6544 on: September 22, 2026, 01:53:44 AM »
I don't think Brian can be alone. He is probably miserable now and will likely post a lot on facebook, so let's hope there will be plenty of new material for this thread. Was there any indication of whether he had a prenup with Em or not?

He claimed he had a pre-nup, but he also gave her a bit of the Kittyhawk house. The new house was in both their names. I don't think alimony will hurt him too bad, they were only married a bit over 3 years, and North Carolina isn't as harsh it seems for short marriages.

The blow to his ego must be huge, but I don't think we'll see him and Em fighting, she's on the rise, and probably just wants to be rid of him with as little bother as possible.

Brian will probably get another young nut to shack up with, so the new season looks strong.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6545 on: September 22, 2026, 01:55:22 AM »
He's a fellow of yours? How did you guys meet (no homo)?

The fellow implies that you are homosexual seeing as you want to fuck him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6546 on: September 22, 2026, 01:56:57 AM »
He claimed he had a pre-nup, but he also gave her a bit of the Kittyhawk house. The new house was in both their names. I don't think alimony will hurt him too bad, they were only married a bit over 3 years, and North Carolina isn't as harsh it seems for short marriages.

The blow to his ego must be huge, but I don't think we'll see him an Em fighting, she's on the rise, and probably just wants to be rid of him with as little bother as possible.

Brian will probably get another young nut to shack up with beat up, so the new season looks strong.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6547 on: September 22, 2026, 03:00:44 AM »
Brian will probably get another young nut to shack up with, so the new season looks strong.

More like some busted old slut with 4 kids by 3 different fathers.

Same as him, train wrecks attract train wrecks

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6548 on: September 22, 2026, 03:09:12 AM »
Hankins, I know you are reading this so pay attention:

You are a useless son of a bitch. A sorry bastard. You fuck up everything you touch, always have, always will.

I would say try to get some therapy for your personality disorder, if you are not too far gone. I know it's unlikely to help because it's too severe and you take drugs on top.

But nothing you do will succeed unless you address the root cause. Relationships, law school, whatever, they will all fail because the problems is inside and pollutes everything outside

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6549 on: September 22, 2026, 04:51:37 AM »
Looks like the latest law school failure was the final straw for Em.

Imagine the embarrassment she must feel going into work with people knowing who her husband is.

She must have got sick of telling him to stay off social media.
All the money he spent getting his internet history from Google cleared, all the mugshots taken down (you cant find them anymore) to try and get himself accepted at a law school and then posting he was doing it on FB knowing what the people here would do to him.

Brian shits his pants again...