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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #375 on: November 12, 2025, 10:48:13 AM »
i think he would be 4th or 5th

lets not forget his own photos always look a lot better than under the lights when every sijngle. time he looks flat washed out not vascular and poses like the tin man
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« Reply #376 on: November 12, 2025, 10:48:57 AM »
i think he would be 4th or 5th

lets not forget his own photos always look a lot better than under the lights when every sijngle. time he looks flat washed out not vascular and poses like the tin man

In his mind it wasn't condition, it was his pec, which he now thinks will carry him.
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« Reply #377 on: November 12, 2025, 11:15:23 AM »
I’m wondering if the overfeed story is just that a story. He’s doing his utmost (his version nobody else’s) and is getting scared because he’s burned out his all drugs and then some body over the years and n thr last week goes desperado 40 odd iu n a single day to name just the gh dose and that’s what he admits to. So the story is untrue. This is actually he best physique h Dan present without overhauling training and diet and thus admitting fault so it has to be a zany momentary lapse of reason backdated and revised to fit probably because he was so  busy being father of the year for his son.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #378 on: November 12, 2025, 11:28:28 AM »
hes downplayed the quality of it

hes downplayed his prep

hes played up his illnesses

hes played up his injuries

4 surgeries- 1 pec cosmetic, 1 hernia cosmetic, 1 head wig-


hes full of shit he has stopped comments in case anyone tells him he looks shit

whatever happens it will be a miracle that he has even been able to compete

he admitted a gen pen a day. thats either 16 or 36 iu daily. he admitted 54 iuof hgh show day.

either way lets have a good fucking laugh. and lets not forget what. aprick he was to every single competitor on here
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #379 on: November 12, 2025, 11:47:09 AM »
Is VVV covering the event?
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« Reply #380 on: November 12, 2025, 11:50:02 AM »
Same pattern of narcissistic self-sabotage every single time. He does it deliberately to protect his ego and give himself an excuse. He thinks that by 'accidentally' binge-eating he can argue that he failed on his own terms because he simply messed up his prep. I really wish someone would just shoot him.

Hahaha!

"I didn't lose, I failed on my own terms!"

Just like his military service.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #381 on: November 12, 2025, 11:52:31 AM »
GEEZUS.....do any of these guys diet and do cardio?

Fuckhead may just win his class......these guys look bad.

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« Reply #382 on: November 12, 2025, 11:54:56 AM »
GEEZUS.....do any of these guys diet and do cardio?


He doesn't do either as well.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #383 on: November 12, 2025, 12:43:45 PM »
He doesn't do either as well.
Good point Grape....what a clusterfuck this pastime has become.

Populated by a bunch of weak willed sissies.   :(

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #384 on: November 12, 2025, 02:33:01 PM »
I think that's the fabled Twatmobile: a 2017 Z06 Corvette. I believe he tried to sell it a while ago. Surprised there's not more of a market for a cannabis-reeking raft of shit that's been put through every hedge in North Carolina.

Yeah that's it, thanks.

I wonder why it didn't sell. Maybe his mother-in-law was acting as the car broker?

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« Reply #385 on: November 12, 2025, 02:37:58 PM »
perhaps it was the car he shat himself in with the cartoon dogs?

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« Reply #386 on: November 12, 2025, 03:32:54 PM »
More bad news for Brian, his fake weed being outlawed again

https://thehill.com/newsletters/5601265-federal-thc-ban-send-hemp-companies-scrambling/

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« Reply #387 on: November 12, 2025, 03:53:02 PM »
perhaps it was the car he shat himself in with the cartoon dogs?

He was constipated during the car ride with Emz driving and seeing cartoon dogs. He got those nasty hemorrhoids later.

He was shitting himself when he was in the hotel room by himself and sought comfort from a can of spaghettiOs

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« Reply #388 on: November 12, 2025, 07:18:50 PM »

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« Reply #389 on: November 12, 2025, 07:22:38 PM »
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #390 on: Today at 05:04:59 AM »
I’m wondering if the overfeed story is just that a story. He’s doing his utmost (his version nobody else’s) and is getting scared because he’s burned out his all drugs and then some body over the years and n thr last week goes desperado 40 odd iu n a single day to name just the gh dose and that’s what he admits to. So the story is untrue. This is actually he best physique h Dan present without overhauling training and diet and thus admitting fault so it has to be a zany momentary lapse of reason backdated and revised to fit probably because he was so  busy being father of the year for his son.

did you have a stroke while typing this?

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« Reply #391 on: Today at 07:02:12 AM »
Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.
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« Reply #392 on: Today at 08:15:38 AM »
Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.

That's right goddamn it!

And don't forget spaggeti-Os, two kgs of carbohydrates and 54iu of GH

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« Reply #393 on: Today at 08:17:10 AM »
Anyone who wants to go down there and film this, especially Bri's appearance I will pay you $300.

Half before, half after. Might give a bonus if you do a good job.

This is not a joke. Dont fuck me about. Cold hard cash in your pocke.t

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #394 on: Today at 08:43:56 AM »
did you have a stroke while typing this?


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« Reply #395 on: Today at 08:44:32 AM »
Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.

Don't think you know more than our Bhanky.

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« Reply #396 on: Today at 08:45:09 AM »
Anyone who wants to go down there and film this, especially Bri's appearance I will pay you $300.

Half before, half after. Might give a bonus if you do a good job.

This is not a joke. Dont fuck me about. Cold hard cash in your pocke.t

PM Vince.
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« Reply #397 on: Today at 08:52:55 AM »
did you have a stroke while typing this?

nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

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« Reply #398 on: Today at 09:07:55 AM »
nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

so its heavy press behind neck tomorrow then?

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« Reply #399 on: Today at 10:13:19 AM »
nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

Bhanky could handle that surgery without one opioid. He is an incredibly valiant warrior, although he would take tramadol.