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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2575 on: December 24, 2025, 02:49:01 PM »
What a dumb slaves tattoo.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2576 on: December 24, 2025, 06:46:35 PM »
This is my favorite photo of him. In this one photo all the lies were exposed.

That show was one of the best times on Getbig in years.

Massive amount of boasts and shit talking from Bri and he finally goes and wins a class! Getbig goes into a collective meltdown and I wonder if I will have to eat my words and congratulate the retard, after all the went and did it.

And then the pictures come out. The true horror is revealed.

It was all a fluke of luck. A bolt from beyond.

Bri looks like a starving Ethiopian with his thin limbs and bloated belly (1kg of carbs and 54iu of GH). The autistic/agoraphobic expressions are hilarious. The competition looks like they barely dieted at all. No  2 (Arnold)  has back fat hanging off his trunks. No 3 has no abs at all.

Bri strutts around for months and inappropriately claims he won the show, not just his sorry ass class.
Best times!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2577 on: December 24, 2025, 11:15:35 PM »
hide his weed and steroids he will be a 150lb paranoid wreak in 3 months
;D made me howl

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2578 on: Today at 05:06:13 AM »
Bhanky is no Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2579 on: Today at 06:28:04 AM »
Hahbaha. There are many long time posters who don’t have any idea of Hankins real full bullshit because they don’t really follow the threads.  And not knowing the context they end up making stupid sounding comments (like that Hankins is a good dad etc.).

In fairness it’s a lot easier now that it’s centralized to one thread.

Most of them just went through the eras of other Brians and Brian certainly isn't the most obnoxious person who has ever been on this board.  There is no reason for anybody on this board to take Brian seriously.  He had not established himself as an authority on any single thing.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2580 on: Today at 06:42:40 AM »
No,405?

The usual Hankins lies


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2581 on: Today at 07:01:10 AM »
Where is the squat?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2582 on: Today at 07:14:50 AM »
 He gave us Diddly Squat for X-Mas !   :(

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2583 on: Today at 07:17:34 AM »
Most of them just went through the eras of other Brians and Brian certainly isn't the most obnoxious person who has ever been on this board.  There is no reason for anybody on this board to take Brian seriously.  He had not established himself as an authority on any single thing.

I think many here now would dispute that, nonetheless let's deal with the here and now.  It's Christmas Morning and the 405 squat is coming.  NONE here would dispute that if he doesn't post that he should NEVER be reinstated for breaking our hearts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2584 on: Today at 07:42:16 AM »
Word in the bushes is that Hankins did the 405 for reps but won't be posting it because he doesn't want to own the haters too badly on Christmas.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2585 on: Today at 07:57:33 AM »
The only squatting Hankins did today was onto the fat end of that olympic bar.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2586 on: Today at 08:01:03 AM »
The only squatting Hankins did today was onto the fat end of that olympic bar.

I doubt he could feel that at this point  :-X

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2587 on: Today at 08:24:43 AM »
I am utterly dissapointed in you B Hanks.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2588 on: Today at 08:26:28 AM »
Most of them just went through the eras of other Brians and Brian certainly isn't the most obnoxious person who has ever been on this board.There is no reason for anybody on this board to take Brian seriously.  He had not established himself as an authority on any single thing.

I would love to hear the people in front of him...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2589 on: Today at 08:32:55 AM »
I would love to hear the people in front of him...

Even DJ181 who has shockingly returned with a vengeance in the Alcohol Polarizing thread doesn't come close

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2590 on: Today at 08:52:20 AM »
Even DJ181 who has shockingly returned with a vengeance in the Alcohol Polarizing thread doesn't come close

That's because no one believes djs ducking nonsense. Pure fantasist who lives in squalor and mooches off of his elderly mother.

Brian has a fairly unique combination of obnoxiousness and retardation. The perfect example is of him posting a video of his hair in an attempt to show his haters that he isn't bald. Meanwhile his son is in the background saying he has no hair, only a bit at that front to style.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2591 on: Today at 10:15:17 AM »
That's because no one believes djs ducking nonsense. Pure fantasist who lives in squalor and mooches off of his elderly mother.

Brian has a fairly unique combination of obnoxiousness and retardation. The perfect example is of him posting a video of his hair in an attempt to show his haters that he isn't bald. Meanwhile his son is in the background saying he has no hair, only a bit at that front to style.

Ha ha ha ha exactly this. Or how mentally unstable must you be. To be on vacation with your son. To post a video to the haters.