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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2625 on: December 25, 2025, 09:46:41 PM »
Ahh yes I did , I was around your age when doing that & Probably 95/7kg

Alas at 65 now I could probably get a rep or 2  at best  😢  🤷🏻‍♂️

Still strong af.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2626 on: December 25, 2025, 09:48:06 PM »
Horrible. I'm sure he's hurt from that, hurt me just watching it.

Yes, he definitely hurt himself with this. He’ll admit it in a month

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2627 on: December 25, 2025, 09:53:45 PM »
Still strong af.

Ha, I wish - Thanks for the compliment 🙏

Though I don't get any of the younger bodybuilders/ lifters at the gyms I use ever asking
To work in with me.
If only they would,  they may spur me on to lift more & train harder. or kill me in process.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2628 on: December 25, 2025, 09:55:45 PM »
Ha, I wish - Thanks for the compliment 🙏

Though I don't get any of the younger bodybuilders/ lifters at the gyms I use ever asking
To work in with me.
If only they would,  they may spur me on to lift more & train harder. or kill me in process.

You could show them a thing or two, they rely on machines and gear too much.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2629 on: December 25, 2025, 09:58:03 PM »
You could show them a thing or two, they rely on machines and gear too much.

They certainly do - They've no idea about hard work/ intensity
Far to interested in their damn tripods & Pissing about on their phones 🤬🤬🤬

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2630 on: December 25, 2025, 10:51:24 PM »


just for clarity

something goes wrong in brians life and its somebody elses fault. he is quite the bitch sending you via proxy to plead his case.

when is his next video mike? lets have a laugh.

No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2631 on: December 25, 2025, 10:54:25 PM »
He was banned off several other forums before landing up here.

Wherever he goes he ends up fighting with everyone.

I know, years back he was fighting with me on meso. It was comical. He was a finance guy who ran marathons and would kick my ass just before running a 50k or something. It was hilarious. He's much more docile irl. I think he puts on a show here for whatever reason. Maybe entertainment. Maybe he has thin skin. Who knows.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2632 on: December 25, 2025, 10:58:54 PM »
Fuck off it was utter crap No where near even parallel FFS
He piss arse weak - Just say it as it is.

He squats plenty deep enough the fook are you anyway? Are we judging a powerlifting meet? He's fucking lifting in his garage. Who gives a fuck how deep he's squatting? The fact a grown man is willing to subject himself to this kind of abuse for the sake of potentially gaining your respect should be enough to earn him permanent elite status here. Yet he's banned? Unreal!

If anything Brian is not meant for the Internet, some people are thin skinned like that.

So, follow along with me

People who bring VALUE to this board

Who have thin skin

How should they be treated? Pretend I'm writing this in crayon for you

Well???????

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2633 on: December 25, 2025, 11:00:38 PM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.


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Wife & Son on Getbig - No body else does that - Personal info on family members
Is a big no no.
Only he doesn't give a Fuck about them if its for his benefit he'd throw them under a bus.
He's one awful person- Thankfully he's banned & can't comeback.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2634 on: December 25, 2025, 11:01:36 PM »
I was squatting 180 at 17 for 6 or so reps no gear either.

And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2635 on: December 25, 2025, 11:03:59 PM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he ........................ ...
I know, years back he was fighting with me on meso. It was comical. He was a finance guy who ran marathons and would kick my ass just before running ........................ ..........
He squats plenty deep enough the fook are you anyway? Are we judging a powerlifting meet? He's fucking lifting in his garage. Who gives a fuck how ........................ ...............

Methyl m1ke channeling his inner Bhanks with a 3 post Christmas meltdown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2636 on: December 25, 2025, 11:49:48 PM »
When the fuck was Hankins ever running marathons?  The dude can't even walk up a flight of stairs.  He made a video about how he ran for the first time in 20 years across his backyard which lead to some hilarious stills.  You've got to be confusing him with someone else Mike....though that seems impossible.

HEY YO DELON

Is there a Hankins chapter I don't know about where he was a marathon runner on top of everything else?  The Forrest Gump Gimp years?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2637 on: December 26, 2025, 12:35:03 AM »
He squats plenty deep enough the fook are you anyway? Are we judging a powerlifting meet? He's fucking lifting in his garage. Who gives a fuck how deep he's squatting? The fact a grown man is willing to subject himself to this kind of abuse for the sake of potentially gaining your respect should be enough to earn him permanent elite status here. Yet he's banned? Unreal!

If anything Brian is not meant for the Internet, some people are thin skinned like that.

So, follow along with me

People who bring VALUE to this board

Who have thin skin

How should they be treated? Pretend I'm writing this in crayon for you

Well???????


Oh do FUCK OFF you Pathetic simp
Bianca Wished Death on Wes with his fight against Cancer
& like wise with my throat Tumor.
Bianca is a Khvnt through & Through.


I'm an anonymous poster just as you are - And.

I've also won national championships at Powerlifting & Bodybuilding
Plus Judge at NABBA Universe level & powerlifting comps
and Bianca's squat was Fucking Pathetic as are you. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2638 on: December 26, 2025, 01:07:19 AM »
And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2639 on: December 26, 2025, 01:39:57 AM »
You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?

Went dark is just an expression for not receiving any messages from the person.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2640 on: December 26, 2025, 01:40:55 AM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.

youre a fucking moron... why would it be unbelievable for us to think he was clueless on contest prep?

It was obvious to Stevie fucking Wonder he was clueless.
The reason he was clueless was because he ignored everyone on here who tried to help him


The guy is a kunt, and hes taking you for a kunt , it wont be long before he throws something in your face and makes you realise you wasted your time with him

And as for him "going dark" recently, good, he deserves everything he fucking gets

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2641 on: December 26, 2025, 01:45:10 AM »
You say he "went dark" what do you mean by that exactly?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2642 on: December 26, 2025, 01:54:24 AM »
Went dark is just an expression for not receiving any messages from the person.

I see I thought it might mean suicidal hence Mike's ass licking.

I am happy Bhanks stuck to his word and delivered the world's most ugly squat on Crimbo day. His poor body must be in bits though.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2643 on: December 26, 2025, 01:54:51 AM »
Good squat.
When Bhanks was entering his BB comp I said that he had better body than 95% of population but worse than 95% of competitive bodybuilders.

His squat follows suite. 4 plates is way more than you see in ALMOST any gym. Depth was way better than you mostly see. Strengt is there as you can see from the rate the bar is moving.
He has those better safety straps in his cage so he could easily adjust them accordingly and try to go a bit deeper with sets of 265-220lbs. Nothing to lose there.
But as powerlifting has fucked itself with multiple federations and rules, there are many where that squat would get 3 whites…

Bianca Wished Death on Wes with his fight against Cancer.
If this is the ” walk it off ” comment, it was clearly humorous.
Agreed, many others weren’t but Wes wasn’t pulling his punches either. At least in public board.

If Bhanks threatened Ron and the board then it is solely Rons decision if he wants to let B back.

He did create content. Though in a no ad board ( big thank you Ron! ) thats not an issue.

Merry christmass to all 🍀👍

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2644 on: December 26, 2025, 02:04:38 AM »
And we now have this idiotic retard Bianca half squatting 400 at 200lbs BW & Loads of PEDs
And some twats on here saying 'ohh well done - good squat'  they must be as daft as he is.

Yeah because we're being positive about a fella who is clearly operating with some difficult circumstances but still giving it a shot.

Am I about to tell him he is ready to compete in a 2 person class at a meet? No.

And I told him many times he wasn't strong.  I think he believes me, now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2645 on: December 26, 2025, 02:54:30 AM »
I see I thought it might mean suicidal hence Mike's ass licking.

I am happy Bhanks stuck to his word and delivered the world's most ugly squat on Crimbo day. His poor body must be in bits though.

I've done many, many ugly squats and deadlifts.  I'm not proud of that or anything but I just testify that it isn't the case that you immediately injure yourself, doing an ugly lift.  He'll probably be okay.  I do think he is cruising for the bruising now if he doesn't stop and get a better base but perhaps he will feel more comfortable doing that now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2646 on: December 26, 2025, 03:28:01 AM »
Yeah because we're being positive about a fella who is clearly operating with some difficult circumstances but still giving it a shot.

Am I about to tell him he is ready to compete in a 2 person class at a meet? No.

And I told him many times he wasn't strong.  I think he believes me, now.

Fucks sake stop make it like hes some "down on his luck victim"

All his "circumstances" are because he makes poor life choices, hes where he is purely because its his own fault.

Oh, and EM has as bad a driving record as Brian.. ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2647 on: December 26, 2025, 03:44:26 AM »
No one sent me to do anything. Brian went dark recently after admitting to me something big happened in his life. The last thing he said to me was he congratulated me on getting my home gym going with some new equipment.

Whatever your personal vendetta is against him just drop it. I doubt he will ever come back here tbh, he gains nothing. And people like you will never give him another chance.

Keep in mind I was one of his biggest haters for a very long time. Eventually I just respected the fuck out of how he carries in with his kid and being nearly 50, and I messaged him couple weeks out from his recent show and unbelievably he was more or less clueless on contest prep. Water loading/depleting, sodium loading/depleting just totally in the dark. But willing to get on stage anyway.

Why?

 Because he loves bodybuilding.

He knew he was not going to place well but still he did his best. Maybe the advice I gave him helped a little maybe not but he seemed willing to listen to me despite our history.

Over a short period of time the glimpse into his life I got I came away liking him even more.

Now, sadly, he's literally vanished and it's for his benefit sure. And a loss for us.

Let's think a minute here, getbig is treating guys like him like total shit, yet "38 returns" whoever the fuck you are and whatever the fuck reason you keep coming here (I've no reason to believe you even lift weights) you get to troll and drive away good content providers.

Fuck you, slither back down the storm drain and shut the fuck up.

birds of a feather, flock together..... you two chicken leg fucks must have alot in common lol... 2 queers who suck at life, bodybuilding and making friends... go back to whatever gay website you met your buddy brian at.. fuck off

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2648 on: December 26, 2025, 03:51:52 AM »
And? I'm 220lbs and barely squatting 225 for 6 right now. Make fun of me all you want. I give zero fucks. You are picking on Brian with the rest of your circle jerk party and I daresay it's immature and pathetic. You find the one guy who really can't take the heat and put a fucking torch to his ass and chase him off. He's in my opinion more than good enough to have a respected voice here.

260 ripped huh?  youre a joke just like your idol... a respected voice? hankins has never been respected by anyone in his life,,, ask yourself why dorian.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2649 on: December 26, 2025, 03:57:09 AM »
Fucks sake stop make it like hes some "down on his luck victim"

All his "circumstances" are because he makes poor life choices, hes where he is purely because its his own fault.

Oh, and EM has as bad a driving record as Brian.. ;)

His circumstances are that he is probably autistic.  He is definitely not lucky.

I know he is a perfectly functional human being in many ways - but a lot of semi autistic people are.