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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2775 on: December 27, 2025, 03:28:21 PM »
How does one enjoy watches all day long  ??? Seems like feminine or autistic childlike behavior. Whats next, coin collecting like Genova?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2776 on: December 27, 2025, 03:29:29 PM »
Hes a total fucking prick... you either agree with him 100% or he goes on the attack

You're forgetting the other one where you say something so plausible to even the subject, the subject is forced to straight up ignore it.

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« Reply #2777 on: December 27, 2025, 03:29:49 PM »


Primemuscle always knows what time it is!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2778 on: December 27, 2025, 03:30:02 PM »
How does one enjoy watches all day long  ??? Seems like feminine behavior

I mean, when you are unemployed and high 24/7 it seems like one would have a lot of time on their hands  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2779 on: December 27, 2025, 03:32:07 PM »
How does one enjoy watches all day long  ??? Seems like feminine or autistic childlike behavior. Whats next, coin collecting like Genova?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2781 on: December 27, 2025, 03:35:11 PM »
I mean, when you are unemployed and high 24/7 it seems like one would have a lot of time on their hands  ;D


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2782 on: December 27, 2025, 04:08:44 PM »
Hanky being hanky every where he goes.

He is very anti social.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2783 on: December 27, 2025, 04:12:40 PM »
I use the clock on my phones screen lock. I set it to analog and it's very satisfying to see the second hand tick with atomic precision for no added cost since it's a standard feature on any smartphone.

Brian must be a pretty backward individual.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2784 on: December 27, 2025, 05:07:46 PM »
;D.

The Diesel Weasel, Max Misch.

Famous for -

1) Deadlifting
2) Sending around pics of himself sucking his own piece.
3) Becoming a famous White Power guy here in the NE USA - https://vtdigger.org/2025/08/04/max-misch-arrested-in-bennington-on-kidnapping-and-assault-charges/ .

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White Power, eh?

Max Misch is not exactly an Anglosaxon name  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2785 on: December 27, 2025, 05:38:38 PM »
Enjoying watches with my vascular forearms instead of 7 cars in my garage.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2786 on: December 27, 2025, 05:57:02 PM »
I can't believe that Prestigious-Tart6621 is still posting.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2787 on: December 27, 2025, 06:00:35 PM »
Enjoying watches with my vascular forearms instead of 7 cars in my garage.



He can afford them because he is says he is a Chartered Financial Analyst.

Impressive considering he is actually unemployed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SOTC_Watch_Collection/s/eu0ipyioXO

“ That phrasing is technically correct but potentially misleading.

What it means:
   •   “Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA)” is a professional credential.
   •   Saying “by trade” implies that this is their trained profession or background.

What it does not mean:
   •   It does not mean they are currently employed.
   •   It does not mean they are actively working in finance right now.
   •   It does not mean they are earning income from it.

So if he’s unemployed, the statement is essentially:

“I’m trained and credentialed as a CFA, even though I’m not currently working.”

On Reddit (and elsewhere), people often answer “what do you do?” with:
   •   their qualification
   •   their career identity
   •   or their former role

rather than their current employment status.

In short: not a lie, but carefully framed to sound more impressive than “I’m currently unemployed.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2788 on: December 27, 2025, 06:14:32 PM »
Who dead lift in a watch like that?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2789 on: December 27, 2025, 06:28:07 PM »
The Ten lines are ten out of ten

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2790 on: December 27, 2025, 09:19:59 PM »
Already getting a lot of downvotes and negative posts, soon he won't be unable to post on Reddit as well.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2791 on: December 27, 2025, 11:51:32 PM »
The man is dangerously retarded. You'll find posts of his on here stating that he doesn't give a shit about watches and he's happy with his Seiko Turtle. He got into this hobby around 10 months ago and now he hates Seiko and has bought over 60 (yes, 60) pieces of shit and pissed away the money he made selling his house.

Forget about investing it or putting it in a savings account for Spencer. The jobless moron decided to buy dozens of Chinese knock-offs, homages, and random, stupid jump-hours, and he paid full retail price for everything. He's literally chucked 100 grand down the toilet when he could have just bought 4 or 5 nice pieces for different occasions and left it at that.

Of course, the fear of not having the biggest collection is what drove him to this, not a love of horology. He wants to look like an experienced time-piece aficionado with an eclectic and inspired collection gathered over many years. Instead, he looks like the impulsive and bone-headed narcissist that he is.

Hence why he's now desperate for validation from the watch-community on Reddit and arguing with anyone stupid enough to give him the time of day. This is what Methyl Mike needs to realise: there's no friendship with Brian. There's no conversation. He's talking at you. You are mere words on a screen and he's only paying attention for as long as you're assuaging his panicked thoughts or stroking his ego.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2792 on: December 28, 2025, 12:46:37 AM »
How does one enjoy watches all day long  ?

his life has little to no meaning.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2793 on: December 28, 2025, 03:29:10 AM »
The man is dangerously retarded. You'll find posts of his on here stating that he doesn't give a shit about watches and he's happy with his Seiko Turtle. He got into this hobby around 10 months ago and now he hates Seiko and has bought over 60 (yes, 60) pieces of shit and pissed away the money he made selling his house.

Forget about investing it or putting it in a savings account for Spencer. The jobless moron decided to buy dozens of Chinese knock-offs, homages, and random, stupid jump-hours, and he paid full retail price for everything. He's literally chucked 100 grand down the toilet when he could have just bought 4 or 5 nice pieces for different occasions and left it at that.

Of course, the fear of not having the biggest collection is what drove him to this, not a love of horology. He wants to look like an experienced time-piece aficionado with an eclectic and inspired collection gathered over many years. Instead, he looks like the impulsive and bone-headed narcissist that he is.

Hence why he's now desperate for validation from the watch-community on Reddit and arguing with anyone stupid enough to give him the time of day. This is what Methyl Mike needs to realise: there's no friendship with Brian. There's no conversation. He's talking at you. You are mere words on a screen and he's only paying attention for as long as you're assuaging his panicked thoughts or stroking his ego.

100k is probably nothing compared to how much he lost trading. He said its easy to beat the markets consistently, pretending to be a genius.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2794 on: December 28, 2025, 03:54:57 AM »
How does one enjoy watches all day long  ??? Seems like feminine or autistic childlike behavior. Whats next, coin collecting like Genova?

the only watch you need, was issued as a Flaggy  ;)

https://www.cwcwatch.com/products/cwc-g10-issue-watch-no-date-with-battery-hatch

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2795 on: December 28, 2025, 04:01:04 AM »
100k is probably nothing compared to how much he lost trading. He said its easy to beat the markets consistently, pretending to be a genius.

He'd never admit to it but you just know he's lost a sickening amount. The man is only alive because of his father's success. He's barely worked a day in his adult life and he's still planning on wasting more years doing an online degree to 'shut down the haters.'

Not only has he blown 100 grand on a wince-inducing collection of stupid trinkets, but he also spent a fortune on cosmetic surgery so he can continue to pump himself full of drugs and embarrass himself on stage. No doubt he will inherit another small fortune when his mother dies, but you can guarantee he will find a way to piss it all up the wall on cars, gadgets and harebrained fantasies of running his own business.

the only watch you need, was issued as a Flaggy  ;)

https://www.cwcwatch.com/products/cwc-g10-issue-watch-no-date-with-battery-hatch

These are cool. Used to see some of the old sweats with these.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2796 on: December 28, 2025, 04:02:36 AM »
me my 2 brothers and a friend collected watches over a period of years. they sit in a safety deposit box in Hatton Garden in London. I wont talk value total but we invested money 'heavily' over years purely as a way to easily pass on assets in the event of death. However we worked it rather than laid out loads of money.

watches we have (between 4 of us)

Omega Moonwatch (my favourite as my dad used to show me the planets at night so it holds sentimental value
Omega Dark Side of the Moon- 1 on ceramic black and 1 the 'grey side'
Omega Olympic Official

Rolex- Hulk and Pepsi

Patek Aquanaut (worth more than the entirety of brians collection but he doesn't like patek haha)

Panerai Luminor and Radomir

Vacheron Constation 1 x Traditionelle and 1 x Historique


10 watches in total.

This is not in any way to boast I never wear them they are an investment. We got into it because we used to help some footballers with 'security'. They would buy watches at cost then pay extra to have them blinged up- Diamonds etc. They tended to be african players at London based football clubs. The issue they had is they would get robbed a lot. So once they had worn them and been papped in them the watch would have to go. The lads were earning 100k plus a week so money didnt matter. The africans loved the Big Bang watches by Hubmot and Audemars. So we had a deal going with this jewish lad.

Say a watch was 100k with 30k of diamonds added in we would get the footballer 50% of the watch price back and the same of the stone. However in reality we could realise 80% of both. 3 players in particular one spurs one arsenal one chelsea would literally do this every month. All we did was sink the money into buying watches new never to be won or touched. So they in effect cost us nothing. They sit in a safety desposit when I die my 25% will go to my kids etc etc . The value of the collection has raised significantly above market rates through luck not judgement. No skill involved just a group of friend who trust each other and a four by two who is as greedy as he is knowledgeable about watches!

As for me I have my own moon landing that I wear and a fitness watch for my heart. I wouldnt risk anything more expensive as it would get robbed at some point. My moon landing was bought over 12 months from goldsmith the jewellers. Not with daddies money!

Brian- your collection is absolute tat. 2 ok pieces the rest you've been walked over and laughed at. Keep going. Next hobby- make it art collection please! We can have a really good laugh as you unearth a Rothko  fake!





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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2797 on: December 28, 2025, 04:13:42 AM »
was a guy on here before into watches, skorpio?

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« Reply #2798 on: December 28, 2025, 04:20:31 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2799 on: December 28, 2025, 06:14:49 AM »
Enjoying watches with vascular cocks instead of 7 cars in my garage.

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