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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2925 on: January 04, 2026, 02:02:33 PM »
Dumb bald drug addict twat

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2926 on: January 04, 2026, 04:56:28 PM »
Bhanky has invaded my dreams.

I'm f*cked.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2927 on: January 04, 2026, 06:21:25 PM »
It took Prestigious-Bhank quite a while to erase his account.

I can understand it’s hard to let go of such high quality posts though.

He would likely erase his account here if he wasn’t banned.






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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2928 on: January 04, 2026, 06:23:50 PM »
lol yep, account is deleted

It’s comical, he can’t function in society.

That is why he moved to Hawaii and grew weed.

Dude is  mentally unstable

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2929 on: January 04, 2026, 06:44:02 PM »

Dude is  mentally unstable
This is a well known fact.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2930 on: January 04, 2026, 08:59:46 PM »
Bhankins thinks he can just erase any problems he has.

Didn’t work out too well with law school..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2931 on: January 05, 2026, 12:51:23 AM »
If I forgot all the brags that he sprinkled in there, he has a pretty unique and interesting way of looking at collecting.  His approach was very much that of an enthusiast - purchasing things that he liked, not what he thought would ascend in resale value.  Refreshing.  If I had a lot of disposable income, I would definitely collect ugly guitars.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2932 on: January 05, 2026, 05:12:21 AM »
If I forgot all the brags that he sprinkled in there, he has a pretty unique and interesting way of looking at collecting.  His approach was very much that of an enthusiast - purchasing things that he liked, not what he thought would ascend in resale value.  Refreshing.  If I had a lot of disposable income, I would definitely collect ugly guitars.

I guess the question becomes, when do you consider yourself enthusiast? Brian, picked up the watch collecting  this year and for some reason spent $100,000 on junk.

Regardless of the amount spent. Brian has a mental condition. He can’t focus on things for a long period of time. Hence his joblessness.

It’s like any of his activities that he pursues. Tries it for a month or two and then just quits

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2933 on: January 05, 2026, 05:48:14 AM »
I guess the question becomes, when do you consider yourself enthusiast? Brian, picked up the watch collecting  this year and for some reason spent $100,000 on junk.

Regardless of the amount spent. Brian has a mental condition. He can’t focus on things for a long period of time. Hence his joblessness.

It’s like any of his activities that he pursues. Tries it for a month or two and then just quits

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2934 on: January 05, 2026, 05:53:42 AM »
I guess the question becomes, when do you consider yourself enthusiast? Brian, picked up the watch collecting  this year and for some reason spent $100,000 on junk.

Regardless of the amount spent. Brian has a mental condition. He can’t focus on things for a long period of time. Hence his joblessness.

It’s like any of his activities that he pursues. Tries it for a month or two and then just quits

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I think the word you are looking for is dilettante.

Specifically a narcissistic, antisocial dilettante.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2935 on: January 05, 2026, 07:30:01 AM »
I think the word you are looking for is dilettante.

Specifically a narcissistic, antisocial dilettante.


The word you're looking for is
Khvnt - A complete & utter KHVNT

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2936 on: January 05, 2026, 01:37:56 PM »
Says he needs a loan to study but blows 100k in a few months on over 20 watches.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2937 on: January 05, 2026, 01:45:02 PM »
Says he needs a loan to study but blows 100k in a few months on over 20 watches.
the actions of a manic bi-polar

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2938 on: January 05, 2026, 01:49:01 PM »
Says he needs a loan to study but blows 100k in a few months on over 20 watches investments for his son's college education.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2939 on: January 05, 2026, 01:54:33 PM »

The word you're looking for is
Khvnt - A complete & utter KHVNT
You spelled cunt wrong.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2940 on: January 05, 2026, 02:09:57 PM »
Says he needs a loan to study but blows 100k in a few months on over 20 watches.

It’s important that he looks the part when he meets with other big shots in the future.

This is a small price to pay once he officially becomes a lawyer.

Bhanks has good taste too. These watches are only going to appreciate in value.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2941 on: January 05, 2026, 04:29:06 PM »
I guess the question becomes, when do you consider yourself enthusiast? Brian, picked up the watch collecting  this year and for some reason spent $100,000 on junk.

Regardless of the amount spent. Brian has a mental condition. He can’t focus on things for a long period of time. Hence his joblessness.

It’s like any of his activities that he pursues. Tries it for a month or two and then just quits

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I think he picked it up and went at it with his own unique angle.  It isn't the "most optimal" one that all those reddit hypebeast resale value whores are into, it's more like "I like the look/some aspect of that, I'm getting that".  I respect that.  I think it's arguably actually more genuine interest than simply stockbroking with timepieces. 

Posting his collection to what will very likely be a bunch of people who are pathologically afraid of losing money (because most us have to be) is the questionable move by him. 

As for his lack of focus.  He was set up to struggle with focus.  He has no essential need to focus.  Most of us have no choice to get up in the morning and go to work.  We don't need motivation, we have it.  That keeps us very honest.  Can you attest to being as focused as you are during work times, when you're on holidays?  I'm holidays for another week and I'm fucking wasting it talking about bhanks on a message board.

I'm not saying we couldn't do better than him, I'm just saying, get a bunch of money and no need to work or do anything and it certainly would test us all to actually be able to achieve things.  If you have the personality of "oh I want to try that" for shitloads of things (I do), I think it'd be real hard not to be an aimless loser.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2942 on: January 05, 2026, 04:34:13 PM »
You spelled cunt wrong.

Yes as so many sites block / ban / or change Cu..nt
As Getbig does to girl  ::)
You're a mod & can use it no problem.
So I stick to using Khvnt it doesn't cause any issues using it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2943 on: January 05, 2026, 05:48:04 PM »
Yes as so many sites block / ban / or change Cu..nt
As Getbig does to girl  ::)
You're a mod & can use it no problem.
So I stick to using Khvnt it doesn't cause any issues using it.
;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2944 on: January 05, 2026, 05:58:48 PM »

The word you're looking for is
Khvnt - A complete & utter KHVNT
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2945 on: Today at 11:00:35 AM »
If I forgot all the brags that he sprinkled in there, he has a pretty unique and interesting way of looking at collecting.  His approach was very much that of an enthusiast - purchasing things that he liked, not what he thought would ascend in resale value.  Refreshing.  If I had a lot of disposable income, I would definitely collect ugly guitars.

I get you, but you've got to remember with Hankins that he's an ADHD-driven impulsive retard, so read all of his post-hoc justifications with skepticism.

The very first thing he did was buy the common hype pieces that one hears about the second they dive into this: Rolex Datejust, Omega Speedmaster, Cartier Tank, Tudor GMT. All of these brands make cool models (I really like some Tanks and Datejusts, too) but Brian went straight for the most generic, uninspired ones that could be bought immediately.

He's also constantly boasted that all of his watches come straight from retail and that he wouldn't ever buy another man's watch. That is why he pissed away 100 grand so quickly, and why he ended up with so many pieces of shit after that. He had no other option.

Annoying as it is, you simply cannot walk into Rolex and buy the models you like. You have to wait and jump through hoops. It takes a long time for allocations to come in and they make you build up a spend history. This is fairly common for all of the top brands with desirable pieces. Brian wanted immediate gratification and he desperately needed to have the biggest collection going in order to satisfy his ego, so he quickly bought every quirky and readily available shitter he could find in order to get his numbers up and make it look like he was a serious collector.

Now he's all over the internet challenging people to post their 'tiny' and 'common' collections. This is a competition to him. As I mentioned somewhere earlier, he literally could not even pronounce the word 'tourbillion' in a now-deleted Facebook video, and yet he's screaming at everyone that Rolex and Patek are shit and he's got a 'fucking tourbillion in grade 5 titanium.'

He was also constantly berating people on there for having small wrists, and telling them to buy food and lift weights when they were just trying to share their pieces with other collectors. The guy is an insufferable man-child. Hilarious that everyone turned on him once again and forced him to delete his account.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2946 on: Today at 11:03:18 AM »
Very strong post, Phantom Spunker. Have you considered to apply to a Ph.D. scholarship in bhankism?

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« Reply #2947 on: Today at 11:07:53 AM »
Very strong post, Phantom Spunker. Have you considered to apply to a Ph.D. scholarship in bhankism?

Haha, it would be the easiest PhD on the planet to obtain. I could tell what sort of person he was after his first day on here. I'd much rather take one of Goodrum's economics courses.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2948 on: Today at 11:16:21 AM »
I get you, but you've got to remember with Hankins that he's an ADHD-driven impulsive retard, so read all of his post-hoc justifications with skepticism.

The very first thing he did was buy the common hype pieces that one hears about the second they dive into this: Rolex Datejust, Omega Speedmaster, Cartier Tank, Tudor GMT. All of these brands make cool models (I really like some Tanks and Datejusts, too) but Brian went straight for the most generic, uninspired ones that could be bought immediately.

He's also constantly boasted that all of his watches come straight from retail and that he wouldn't ever buy another man's watch. That is why he pissed away 100 grand so quickly, and why he ended up with so many pieces of shit after that. He had no other option.

Annoying as it is, you simply cannot walk into Rolex and buy the models you like. You have to wait and jump through hoops. It takes a long time for allocations to come in and they make you build up a spend history. This is fairly common for all of the top brands with desirable pieces. Brian wanted immediate gratification and he desperately needed to have the biggest collection going in order to satisfy his ego, so he quickly bought every quirky and readily available shitter he could find in order to get his numbers up and make it look like he was a serious collector.

Now he's all over the internet challenging people to post their 'tiny' and 'common' collections. This is a competition to him. As I mentioned somewhere earlier, he literally could not even pronounce the word 'tourbillion' in a now-deleted Facebook video, and yet he's screaming at everyone that Rolex and Patek are shit and he's got a 'fucking tourbillion in grade 5 titanium.'

He was also constantly berating people on there for having small wrists, and telling them to buy food and lift weights when they were just trying to share their pieces with other collectors. The guy is an insufferable man-child. Hilarious that everyone turned on him once again and forced him to delete his account.
Everything is a competition to him bro......he even invites people to compete against him in BB contests none of which we give two fucks about.

If he competed in the 90`s and early to mid 2000`s he would get lost in the shuffle and place out of the top five never making he cut.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2949 on: Today at 11:18:07 AM »
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