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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2975 on: January 18, 2026, 12:54:01 PM »
Yes, he would need periodic continuing ed credits to maintain active certifications.

So Certified Financial Analyst is the second LinkedIn lie!  Employed since 2022 and that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2976 on: January 18, 2026, 01:09:39 PM »
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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2977 on: January 18, 2026, 01:15:37 PM »
https://financialcertified.com/ce.html

Chartered Financial Analysts (CFA) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two credits focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

Certified Financial Analysts (CFAs) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two hours focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2978 on: January 18, 2026, 01:54:39 PM »
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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.


Thats how Brians house looks to him through his weed induced cartoon world

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2979 on: January 18, 2026, 01:57:35 PM »
He’s doing fine, haters…..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2980 on: January 18, 2026, 01:58:34 PM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2981 on: January 19, 2026, 07:34:13 AM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2982 on: January 19, 2026, 08:28:04 AM »
They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2983 on: January 19, 2026, 09:25:22 AM »
hankins cant do anything well.... he sucks at life... everyone knows this!,,,,, but him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2984 on: January 19, 2026, 10:20:20 AM »
He’s doing fine, haters…..

Good for him, about time he stopped chasing dreams and tried to find work doing the only job he's ever done.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2985 on: January 19, 2026, 10:21:45 AM »
It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

It's bullshit, the contract ended Aug 23.

Fucking layabout hasn't worked in more than two years. And for more than ten years prior to that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2986 on: January 19, 2026, 10:25:18 AM »
They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2987 on: January 19, 2026, 11:03:04 AM »
I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for me an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

He sold the top HATER!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2988 on: January 19, 2026, 11:06:23 AM »
Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2989 on: January 19, 2026, 11:22:16 AM »
Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

Was that really necessary?  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2990 on: January 19, 2026, 11:26:30 AM »
Was that really necessary?  :D

Bhanky doesn't look like a cigarette...just in my opinion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2991 on: January 19, 2026, 12:11:48 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2992 on: January 19, 2026, 03:05:22 PM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

COOP?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2993 on: January 19, 2026, 03:16:58 PM »
What happened to the squat competition?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2994 on: January 19, 2026, 03:26:10 PM »
Was that really necessary?  :D

Okay how about “skinny, weak drug abusing fag with a huge head”?

You happy now?

😂

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2995 on: January 19, 2026, 03:44:54 PM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

Maybe the creepy preacher from Poltergeist II who was at the rehab ceremony? And the black dude in the glasses

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2996 on: January 19, 2026, 04:40:41 PM »
Okay how about “skinny, weak drug abusing fag with a huge head”?

You happy now?

😂

That’s way more descriptive!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2997 on: January 19, 2026, 05:59:14 PM »
Imagine lying on your LinkedIn profile. Well he is paying for LinkedIn premium. Unless he’s using the free trial.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2998 on: January 19, 2026, 06:04:36 PM »
Was that really necessary?  :D
Actually that was pretty mild !!     

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2999 on: January 20, 2026, 04:34:30 AM »
Imagine lying on your LinkedIn profile. Well he is paying for LinkedIn premium. Unless he’s using the free trial.

Could be the party is over and his wife is forcing him to get a job or else.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he tries to explain those massive gaps.

"What have been doing since Aug 23"
"Err.. three bodybulding shows, I did very well in those. Fixed my pec, another success. Bought a bunch of watches"
"...."