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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2975 on: January 18, 2026, 11:25:21 AM »
hey.. he has six monitors...

It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2976 on: January 18, 2026, 11:53:42 AM »
It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

so hes lying on Linkdin already.. hes been unemployed since they read his dads will.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2977 on: January 18, 2026, 12:05:53 PM »
I have no idea how accounting or financial certifications work but haven’t things changed since he got his in 2008?  Isn’t there some kind of update you must do?  No way he’s current on anything like that.

Yes, he would need periodic continuing ed credits to maintain active certifications.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2978 on: January 18, 2026, 12:24:09 PM »
so hes lying on Linkdin already.. hes been unemployed since they read his dads will.

Bhank has lied almost constantly for his whole life and he is still terrible at it.

Well Brian, if you currently still work there I suggest you edit your experience to current tense and not past tense, you’re welcome.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2979 on: January 18, 2026, 12:54:01 PM »
Yes, he would need periodic continuing ed credits to maintain active certifications.

So Certified Financial Analyst is the second LinkedIn lie!  Employed since 2022 and that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2980 on: January 18, 2026, 01:09:39 PM »
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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2981 on: January 18, 2026, 01:15:37 PM »
https://financialcertified.com/ce.html

Chartered Financial Analysts (CFA) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two credits focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

Certified Financial Analysts (CFAs) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two hours focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2982 on: January 18, 2026, 01:54:39 PM »
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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.


Thats how Brians house looks to him through his weed induced cartoon world

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2983 on: January 18, 2026, 01:57:35 PM »
He’s doing fine, haters…..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2984 on: January 18, 2026, 01:58:34 PM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2985 on: Today at 07:34:13 AM »
apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2986 on: Today at 08:28:04 AM »
They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2987 on: Today at 09:25:22 AM »
hankins cant do anything well.... he sucks at life... everyone knows this!,,,,, but him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2988 on: Today at 10:20:20 AM »
He’s doing fine, haters…..

Good for him, about time he stopped chasing dreams and tried to find work doing the only job he's ever done.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2989 on: Today at 10:21:45 AM »
It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

It's bullshit, the contract ended Aug 23.

Fucking layabout hasn't worked in more than two years. And for more than ten years prior to that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2990 on: Today at 10:25:18 AM »
They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2991 on: Today at 11:03:04 AM »
I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for me an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

He sold the top HATER!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2992 on: Today at 11:06:23 AM »
Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2993 on: Today at 11:22:16 AM »
Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

Was that really necessary?  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2994 on: Today at 11:26:30 AM »
Was that really necessary?  :D

Bhanky doesn't look like a cigarette...just in my opinion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2995 on: Today at 12:11:48 PM »