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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3450 on: March 12, 2026, 11:41:58 AM »
If it's that giant "Kabuki Bar" with the pad, the Rogue version is 55 lbs.

https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-kabuki-transformer-bar

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3451 on: March 12, 2026, 12:51:02 PM »
Obviously wish death on the guy but seems to be squatting better

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3452 on: March 12, 2026, 01:45:02 PM »
He still looks shaky and retarded, and would serve himself much better taking 100lbs off the bar.

3rd rep had more lateral movement than vertical.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3453 on: March 12, 2026, 02:13:35 PM »
Obviously wish death on the guy but seems to be squatting better

Nah it really isn't. I guess if you're looking for a positive he's going for more depth than he has in the past

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3454 on: March 12, 2026, 02:20:27 PM »
If it's that giant "Kabuki Bar" with the pad, the Rogue version is 55 lbs.

https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-kabuki-transformer-bar

Do you think bhanks stumbled upon this while searching for local bukake bars ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3455 on: March 12, 2026, 02:29:16 PM »
His squats suck.....if he had a brain he would put 1-35 pound plate on each side...........slowly descend as deep as possible,pause for 10 seconds,then repeat for 20 reps.

Especially on his close stance squats....same as above only using 25 pound plates.

When/If he can master this,add small weight slowly keeping the same form, and proceed in the same manner.

In essence.....start over from Jump Street.

Leave your ego at the door.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3456 on: March 12, 2026, 02:39:46 PM »
He still looks shaky and retarded, and would serve himself much better taking 100lbs off the bar.

3rd rep had more lateral movement than vertical.

he always looks like its his first time in a gym

I dont think he actually works out at all, I think he goes in and just goes for big lifts.

He never posted any really decent workouts even after starting his ridiculous thread

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3457 on: March 12, 2026, 03:04:36 PM »
His squats suck.....if he had a brain he would put 1-35 pound plate on each side...........slowly descend as deep as possible,pause for 10 seconds,then repeat for 20 reps.

Especially on his close stance squats....same as above only using 25 pound plates.

When/If he can master this,add small weight slowly keeping the same form, and proceed in the same manner.....in essence.....start over from Jump Street.

Leave your ego at the door.

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he couldnt do 20 squats with no weight

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3458 on: March 12, 2026, 03:06:10 PM »
he couldnt do 20 squats with no weight

Think I missed his latest shaking knee twitching video  🤷🏻‍♂️

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3459 on: March 12, 2026, 03:10:00 PM »
Think I missed his latest shaking knee twitching video  🤷🏻‍♂️

he looks like hes listening to Chubby Checker on the radio while hes squatting
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lol. Hankins at 2.00 in the video

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3460 on: March 12, 2026, 03:10:54 PM »
Why because they carry blades and colts?

I would enjoy more than sex.

No because by the time you threw one of your grotesquely amateur haymakers I'd have already flattened your nose with three simple jabs.   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3461 on: March 12, 2026, 03:34:32 PM »
No because by the time you threw one of your grotesquely amateur haymakers I'd have already flattened your nose with three simple jabs.   ;D

Don't think so mate, Perhaps I could slip your jab to the right with left guard tight and counter with a furious spleen shot. Anyway hope your keeping well and healthy God bless you and yours.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3462 on: March 12, 2026, 03:44:11 PM »
well i dont know squat about the squat, all i notcied is he was deeper, as in his boyfriend goes deeper in him

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3463 on: March 12, 2026, 04:17:59 PM »
So, he’s pretty much back to square one where he’s been since he joined the forum originally.
No job
no prospects
Lol, at the law school pipe dream

I think whoever ruined that law school fantasy did it too early.  Should have waited until he was in at least half a semester and had accumulated some expenses over it.  Then pulled the rug out from under him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3464 on: March 12, 2026, 04:18:15 PM »
Zero chance bhanks can squat 20 paused reps with 115.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3465 on: March 12, 2026, 04:38:28 PM »
I think whoever ruined that law school fantasy did it too early.  Should have waited until he was in at least half a semester and had accumulated some expenses over it.  Then pulled the rug out from under him.

Even better let him spend and hopefully actually work hard and pass his classes would be best.

One university already told him they can’t accept people who can’t pass the bar exam.

He has zero chance of passing the bar.

Elon knew he is nothing more than a delusional career criminal.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3466 on: March 12, 2026, 04:42:00 PM »
Getbig has lost faith in Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3467 on: March 12, 2026, 05:44:43 PM »
Even better let him spend and hopefully actually work hard and pass his classes would be best.

One university already told him they can’t accept people who can’t pass the bar exam.

He has zero chance of passing the bar.

Elon knew he is nothing more than a delusional career criminal.

What if a question on the bar was how to spell guacamole

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3468 on: March 12, 2026, 05:53:35 PM »
So, he’s pretty much back to square one where he’s been since he joined the forum originally.
No job
no prospects
Lol, at the law school pipe dream

Somebody post that orangutan looking giant hands picture from when he first appeared

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3469 on: March 12, 2026, 06:34:23 PM »
What if a question on the bar was how to spell guacamole
Hahahahahahaha

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3470 on: March 12, 2026, 07:10:56 PM »
Don't think so mate, Perhaps I could slip your jab to the right with left guard tight and and counter with a furious spleen shot. Anyway hope your keeping well and healthy God bless you and yours.

I appreciate that BigRo.  I'm sure you know it's all in fun.  All the best to you as well. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3471 on: March 12, 2026, 08:13:21 PM »
Don't think so mate, Perhaps I could slip your jab to the right with left guard tight and and counter with a furious spleen shot. Anyway hope your keeping well and healthy God bless you and yours.
I appreciate that BigRo.  I'm sure you know it's all in fun.  All the best to you as well. 
Get a room gayboys.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3472 on: March 12, 2026, 09:17:34 PM »
Get a room gayboys.

We're not going to make you airtight, if that's what you're ramping up to.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3473 on: March 13, 2026, 01:00:58 AM »
Even better let him spend and hopefully actually work hard and pass his classes would be best.

One university already told him they can’t accept people who can’t pass the bar exam.

He has zero chance of passing the bar.

Elon knew he is nothing more than a delusional career criminal.

he wanted an "out" thats why he bragged about where he was going.

Now he failed and has someone to blame

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3474 on: March 13, 2026, 04:45:12 AM »
We're not going to make you airtight, if that's what you're ramping up to.

Even with 8 guys Chaos wouldn't even get close to airtight.   Like a hotdog in a hallway