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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4125 on: April 07, 2026, 07:35:16 AM »
I now proudly present to the board..............

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4126 on: April 07, 2026, 07:37:26 AM »
He deleted his Facebook I'm not sure he unfriended me in particular. I messaged him originally to give some friendly diet advice as he was 2 or 3 weeks from his show. He may well deserve the hate that he seems to get, but he still competes, he tries, and I respect him for it.

hahah what the fuck do you know about dieting... you are more cluless than Brian

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4127 on: April 07, 2026, 07:42:35 AM »
hahah what the fuck do you know about dieting... you are more cluless than Brian
Hey take it easy Jeff,remember.......Mike weighs a shredded 260 pounds!!   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4128 on: April 07, 2026, 07:43:21 AM »
Hey take it easy Jeff,remember.......Mike weighs a shredded 260 pounds!!   ;D

I remember  ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4129 on: April 07, 2026, 08:04:35 AM »
If you’ve ever read any of Mike’s posts which require a level of understanding and thought process that you can’t fake, you’d realise he’s 'special'

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4130 on: April 07, 2026, 08:08:06 AM »
If you’ve ever read any of Mike’s posts which require a level of understanding and thought process that you can’t fake, you’d realise he’s 'special'

So you are saying that Methyl Mike is a NaturalWonder83 gimmick?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4131 on: April 07, 2026, 08:14:51 AM »
So you are saying that Methyl Mike is a NaturalWonder83 gimmick?

no ones mentioned gimmicks since Royalty got fucked off.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4132 on: April 07, 2026, 08:24:51 AM »
The only diet advice hankins needs is to tell him to actually diet
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4133 on: April 07, 2026, 08:35:13 AM »
A man who once had hydraulic car lifts in his garage can't be all bad.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4134 on: April 07, 2026, 08:39:55 AM »
A man who once had hydraulic car lifts in his garage can't be all bad.

Its the only way hes going to get 400lb off the ground

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4135 on: April 07, 2026, 08:43:42 AM »
Bhank "went dark" on Mike back in Dec

The timeline on the sighting of this acceptance letter could be determinative

Keeping in mind that the eternal braggart (my life is great, keep hating haters etc etc) posted the below uncharacteristic italic replies on facebook only 3 & 5 weeks ago, which don't really accord with a budding new law student with a freshly attached tit, and has a long and less-than-illustrious history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory


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Butch Bragg . 5w
Looking pretty solid there Brian

Brian Hankins . 5w
Butch Bragg Thanks the rest of my life is a mess


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Blaise Stapleton . 3w
If I looked like that i made it !! Someday I hope im trying.

Brian Hankins . 3w
Blaise Stapleton The rest of my life is a disaster don't worry you are doing great if you are trying.


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How does this all line up with the “life changing event” or however he phrased it that he was bragging about?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4136 on: April 07, 2026, 09:02:12 AM »
He deleted his Facebook I'm not sure he unfriended me in particular. I messaged him originally to give some friendly diet advice as he was 2 or 3 weeks from his show. He may well deserve the hate that he seems to get, but he still competes, he tries, and I respect him for it.
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And you're just the kind of idiot he thrives off.
He's a horrible Fucked up Khvnt. And deserves everything he gets & more.

More fool you for Sucking his Cock constantly.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4137 on: April 07, 2026, 09:03:10 AM »
How does this all line up with the “life changing event” or however he phrased it that he was bragging about?

It's referenced in mikes quoted post above Dec 25. Maybe this was when he first envisaged the revolutionary fitness concept Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior,  scheduled for IPO shortly



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4138 on: April 07, 2026, 09:35:04 AM »
no ones mentioned gimmicks since Royalty got fucked off.

Merely a brief interlude between all the whining and crying about Hankins.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4139 on: April 07, 2026, 09:46:06 AM »
The only diet advice hankins needs is to tell him to actually diet

He isn't changing a thing, his body utilizes EVERY SINGLE CALORIE.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4140 on: April 07, 2026, 10:01:10 AM »
Its amusing to me that he tilts you all so much. He unfriended me a while back on Facebook and I havent bothered to look up his new accounts, yet you all think he and I are good friends. I'm too poor to be a friend of his.  You all make such a huge deal about the guy I really don't see why. I've talked to him a little, he's nothing out of the ordinary. But whatever. I guess I'm jealous of all the attention he gets.

Mike of all the friends you’ve had in life who has ever sent you anything as personal as an acceptance letter?

Odd that someone you’ve talked to a little bit would share such personal information.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4141 on: April 07, 2026, 10:18:04 AM »
Mike of all the friends you’ve had in life who has ever sent you anything as personal as an acceptance letter?

Odd that someone you’ve talked to a little bit would share such personal information.

Its odd because it didnt happen

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4142 on: April 07, 2026, 10:32:35 AM »
Just a hunch, but I am thinking Bhankorrhoids decided to go to Southwestern Law School.   

https://www.swlaw.edu/

- 100% online

- ABA accredited

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4143 on: April 07, 2026, 10:36:25 AM »
Just a hunch, but I am thinking Bhankorrhoids decided to go to Southwestern Law School.   

https://www.swlaw.edu/

- 100% online

- ABA accredited
Pffftt...same exact thing as going to Harvard Law.....nitpicker!!!!   LOL  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4144 on: April 07, 2026, 10:45:00 AM »
Just a hunch, but I am thinking Bhankorrhoids decided to go to Southwestern Law School.   

https://www.swlaw.edu/

- 100% online

- ABA accredited

JKK info arriving at their inbox 3,2,1...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4145 on: April 07, 2026, 10:52:28 AM »
Just a hunch, but I am thinking Bhankorrhoids decided to go to Southwestern Law School.   

https://www.swlaw.edu/

- 100% online

- ABA accredited

What, you mean Duke University rejected this intellectual behemoth?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4146 on: April 07, 2026, 10:52:29 AM »
JKK info arriving at their inbox 3,2,1...
LOL  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4147 on: April 07, 2026, 11:07:39 AM »
It's referenced in mikes quoted post above Dec 25. Maybe this was when he first envisaged the revolutionary fitness concept Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior,  scheduled for IPO shortly

Thanks, so late November-early December 2025 and then so big that it was never heard about again from a guy that is such a perpetual braggart and so insecure that he lies about his age on FB over 50 Group to get attention.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4148 on: April 08, 2026, 03:50:02 AM »
Its amusing to me that he tilts you all so much. He unfriended me a while back on Facebook and I havent bothered to look up his new accounts, yet you all think he and I are good friends. I'm too poor to be a friend of his.  You all make such a huge deal about the guy I really don't see why. I've talked to him a little, he's nothing out of the ordinary. But whatever. I guess I'm jealous of all the attention he gets.

He doesn't tilt me in the slightest, my good man.  Bhanks is a curious human being that offers up a solid 30 seconds of quirk, once a month (if we're lucky).  I would happily have him back here but ultimately, I think he's a lot more quirky being sicked on genpop.  It's a bit like visiting the zoo and seeing the caged animal vs the zoo animal has escaped and we just get to peruse the headlines that ensure.

I notice you didn't answer my question, though - why did you post that implication, insinuation, foreshadowing regarding his possible secret tutelage?  What's your angle?  You can fob it off as jealousy but it seems odd to me that you should want to inject this commentary.  You must have a motive.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4149 on: April 08, 2026, 04:45:44 AM »
More victim mentality and martyr complex from douchebag. 

"My chains are broken."

"For too many decades I have allowed these bolts and X-rays and Doctor’s to chain me down and limit my true potential."

Another gem : He is doing a high-rep push up program to really get blood and nutrients deep into the tendon.  Being that the pec tendon is typically about 5 - 6mm and average triceps tendon is 8 - 10mm....and tendons don't have a rich blood supply....you aren't pushing blood anywhere.  They get 'nutrients' through perfusion.  Tendons strengthen via loading.  But hey, he should know this already being that he reads every medical study