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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4700 on: June 15, 2026, 04:30:08 AM »
According to his FB page,Hanky is now thinking of persuing boxing in a league that uses gloves but requires no experience.

It should be fun watching him get beaten to a bloody pulp!!  ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4701 on: June 15, 2026, 05:28:03 AM »
:D

Even if he was ever good at boxing at some point in his life- which I don't believe he was but for argument sake lets assume that when he was 20 or 30 he had solid boxing fundamentals- going into boxing ring at the age of 50 is about one of the worst decisions a person can make in their life. Let alone a boxing league.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4702 on: June 15, 2026, 06:47:26 AM »
Even if he was ever good at boxing at some point in his life- which I don't believe he was but for argument sake lets assume that when he was 20 or 30 he had solid boxing fundamentals- going into boxing ring at the age of 50 is about one of the worst decisions a person can make in their life. Let alone a boxing league.

Nah, this is clearly the action of a budding law school student.  I guess that puts any future layer fantasy claims to rest.  He's so delusional, bored, and needy of attention that resorts to this. And there'll be no one in his corner.  Hopefully there will be a stool to quit on.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4703 on: June 15, 2026, 07:31:04 AM »
According to his FB page,Hanky is now thinking of persuing boxing in a league that uses gloves but requires no experience.

It should be fun watching him get beaten to a bloody pulp!!  ;D
Why would anyone 50 do such a thing? There are some series issues he must be dealing with.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4704 on: June 15, 2026, 07:47:54 AM »
Perhaps this will knock some sense into Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4705 on: June 15, 2026, 08:11:31 AM »
Why would anyone 50 do such a thing? There are some series issues he must be dealing with.
He feels inadequate & needs to prove he´s a real man  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4706 on: June 15, 2026, 08:32:23 AM »
Do the other competitors know that there’s a high likelihood that they will get the syrup knocked out of them?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4707 on: June 15, 2026, 12:50:29 PM »
Why would anyone 50 do such a thing? There are some series issues he must be dealing with.

Dont post that hes 50, he will link your post as evidence if he signs up to another over 50s FB group

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4708 on: June 15, 2026, 02:02:03 PM »
Do the other competitors know that there’s a high likelihood that they will get the syrup knocked out of them?

And in this corner we have “The French Toast Kid,”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4709 on: June 15, 2026, 02:34:05 PM »
I have to say it was pretty dramatic last night watching Topuria end on his stool. Reminded me of something, not quite sure what.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4710 on: June 15, 2026, 03:11:35 PM »
And in this corner we have “The French Toast Kid,”

Will they announce the number of knockouts from his unsanctioned bouts?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4711 on: June 15, 2026, 03:16:59 PM »
Will they announce the number of knockouts from his unsanctioned bouts?

The numbers won’t count for official contests, BUT the streets know the truth. Those who know, know. Everyone else will find out.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4712 on: June 15, 2026, 03:31:18 PM »
And in this corner we have “The French Toast Kid,”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  He really is a delusional retard...

https://www.facebook.com/reel/979643641351352

He'll do this for a month and then move on to something new to fail at..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4713 on: June 15, 2026, 08:30:09 PM »
And in this corner we have “The French Toast Kid,”

Aaaaand, in this cornah, the Molodovan Malacha ... the Three Potato Kid .. the Undisputed Spaghetti Vein Abs Champeen of the World, DJ "Dickshelf" 181!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4714 on: June 17, 2026, 07:30:26 AM »
When do law school classes start in the fall?

Are they timed around the boxing matches?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4715 on: June 17, 2026, 10:32:40 AM »
When do law school classes start in the fall?

Are they timed around the boxing matches?

Jackin’ jaws while passing the bar!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4716 on: June 21, 2026, 05:59:09 PM »