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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4750 on: June 24, 2026, 12:52:08 PM »
He really is like 14 years old mentally.  His entire life revolves around convincing people he’s buff and a fighter.  He’s the grown version of the “I’m a black belt and my dad had to take me to city hall to have my fists registered as weapons” kid we all knew in elementary school.  Too bad there isn’t someway to hack his inheritance and donate it to some kind of Mr Olympia weekend party for getbiggers and just blow it all.  I’d love to see a video of Josh opening a bottle of Don P and thanking Bhank  ;D

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« Reply #4751 on: June 24, 2026, 06:55:05 PM »
He really is like 14 years old mentally.  His entire life revolves around convincing people he’s buff and a fighter.  He’s the grown version of the “I’m a black belt and my dad had to take me to city hall to have my fists registered as weapons” kid we all knew in elementary school.  Too bad there isn’t someway to hack his inheritance and donate it to some kind of Mr Olympia weekend party for getbiggers and just blow it all.  I’d love to see a video of Josh opening a bottle of Don P and thanking Bhank  ;D

I'd like to see a video of a getbigger in Hankins bed with his ugly old lady giving her the business. 

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« Reply #4752 on: June 25, 2026, 12:42:14 AM »
I'd like to see a video of a getbigger in Hankins bed with his ugly old lady giving her the business.
  Brian's marriage is over.

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« Reply #4753 on: June 25, 2026, 02:23:47 AM »
He commented on this post but never mentioned a job......just says he has a lot going on.   ;D

He probably does have a lot going on but if you subtract having to work for a living, it's not exactly a herculean achievement to be training.  It's wise and it's productive but it isn't a high horse.  Poor Soulcrusher has to spend hours locked inside an office with cleaning equipment.  Fucking hell, that's what I call commitment.   Actual cleaning equipment.  Nightmare.

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« Reply #4754 on: June 25, 2026, 04:35:32 AM »
A very touching tribute IMO


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4755 on: June 25, 2026, 05:21:49 AM »
He probably does have a lot going on but if you subtract having to work for a living, it's not exactly a herculean achievement to be training.  It's wise and it's productive but it isn't a high horse.  Poor Soulcrusher has to spend hours locked inside an office with cleaning equipment.  Fucking hell, that's what I call commitment.   Actual cleaning equipment.  Nightmare.

Cleaning up Duke's shit in the backyard so CPS doesn't come knocking takes up several hours a a day, once a month.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4756 on: June 25, 2026, 05:33:14 AM »
He probably does have a lot going on but if you subtract having to work for a living, it's not exactly a herculean achievement to be training.  It's wise and it's productive but it isn't a high horse.  Poor Soulcrusher has to spend hours locked inside an office with cleaning equipment.  Fucking hell, that's what I call commitment.   Actual cleaning equipment.  Nightmare.

Ha!  I don't need fancy schmancy to make things work.   

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« Reply #4757 on: June 25, 2026, 08:26:09 PM »
  Brian's marriage is over.

Officially?  Has he posted about it?

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« Reply #4758 on: June 26, 2026, 02:48:42 AM »
Ha!  I don't need fancy schmancy to make things work.   

Oh I hear you there - I buy the cleaning equipment, empty the bin and other assorted menial tasks at work.  We get one lovely fella in for an hour blitz a week and the rest is on us to make work.  Highest paid cleaners in the city.

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« Reply #4759 on: June 26, 2026, 06:03:39 AM »
Officially?  Has he posted about it?

NO one is even checking his Facebook anymore.  He's getting more and more desperate for attention I'd think.  Admitting this may be the only path

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« Reply #4760 on: June 26, 2026, 03:54:23 PM »
People have been claiming his marriage is over for years.  Based on it not being true in the past, I'd chalk this latest episode up to yet more fabrication.

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« Reply #4761 on: June 26, 2026, 04:17:30 PM »
Officially?  Has he posted about it?

Pure speculation. I’d imagine they’re stronger than ever literally and figuratively!

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« Reply #4762 on: June 26, 2026, 11:06:29 PM »
Pure speculation. I’d imagine they’re stronger than ever literally and figuratively!

Hello Fresh would beg to differ

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4763 on: Today at 04:57:39 AM »

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« Reply #4764 on: Today at 06:25:53 AM »
I can't think of enough good things to say about Bhanky.

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« Reply #4765 on: Today at 06:28:59 AM »
Seems the wife has left him.

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« Reply #4766 on: Today at 06:45:48 AM »
Seems the wife has left him.

Big fucking surprise.

I haven't kept up on the details but it always seemed to be a marriage of convenience.  One where each uses the other. He for her legal connection.  Her for his money.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4767 on: Today at 08:38:28 AM »
I can't think of enough any good things to say about Bhanky.
:D :D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4768 on: Today at 12:17:23 PM »
I wonder if getbig will still be around by the time Spencer is old enough to find himself on here