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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4900 on: July 06, 2026, 04:26:28 AM »
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Ready to rock jaws 90s video game character style

Slow and uncoordinated as fuck.

Still better than bigro though

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4901 on: July 06, 2026, 04:33:56 AM »
Speed bags don't hit back.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4902 on: July 06, 2026, 04:53:46 AM »
Slow and uncoordinated as fuck.

Still better than bigro though
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4903 on: July 06, 2026, 05:04:29 AM »
Who wins no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle in a three-way (nh) between bhanks, Big Ro, and Josh?  Melée weapons allowed but no firearms.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4904 on: July 06, 2026, 05:45:58 AM »
Who wins no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle in a three-way (nh) between bhanks, Big Ro, and Josh?  Melée weapons allowed but no firearms.

Grow the fuck up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4905 on: July 06, 2026, 06:47:11 AM »
Grow the fuck up.

I thought you might still be lurking lol. Welcome back

No more boxing comments I promise if you get back to posting. The Bryan Johnson thread needs you to tell us more about the benefits of being outdoors in the sun.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4906 on: July 06, 2026, 11:21:40 AM »
What a fucking asshole!   LOL   ;D

Wait!   Is this fool wearing boxing shorts!   ha ha ha hah !  I just can't any more.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4907 on: July 06, 2026, 11:39:13 AM »
I thought you might still be lurking lol. Welcome back

No more boxing comments I promise if you get back to posting. The Bryan Johnson thread needs you to tell us more about the benefits of being outdoors in the sun.

I actually nearly had a bare knuckle showdown last week at the bus stop in the city. A young (22) gypsy was punching the head of an older man probably nearing 60 sitting on the wall, I had to step in between them and prevent any more punches being thrown. He accused the man of saying racist words to some black people which the older guy swore on his daughters life he didnt and he seemed honest and harmless. The gypsy then wanted to fight me and putting my palms up and stepping back did nothing to deescalate his possessed brain, it was only when I responded to his lead hand feint to test my reactions and put my loose fists near my face with some head movement that he realized he didnt want this smoke. 

Bryan Johnsons live forever bubble burst, I wouldn't trade places.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4908 on: July 06, 2026, 03:14:03 PM »
Grow the fuck up.

You have a real thin skin like most steroid abusers, it's why you don't last around here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4909 on: July 06, 2026, 03:34:13 PM »
Grow the fuck up.

Abrasive tone directed at one of the heavier hitters…..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4910 on: July 06, 2026, 03:46:40 PM »
Abrasive tone directed at one of the heavier hitters…..

Yes, the timing of this lack of tone moderation is a concern.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4911 on: July 06, 2026, 04:26:52 PM »
Timing, intonation and a thick skin are crucial parameters for survival on Getbig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4912 on: July 06, 2026, 04:28:02 PM »
Wait!   Is this fool wearing boxing shorts!   ha ha ha hah !  I just can't any more.   

Bhanky spares no expense on his road to greatness.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4913 on: July 06, 2026, 04:41:56 PM »
Bhanky spares no expense on his road to greatness.

Probably purchased the whole Rocky series also

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4914 on: July 06, 2026, 05:57:21 PM »
I imagine once the boxing phase has passed it’ll be The Karate Kid 1,2 & 3

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4915 on: July 06, 2026, 06:14:49 PM »
I imagine once the boxing phase has passed it’ll be The Karate Kid 1,2 & 3
I can't wait to see bhank throwing kicks. ;D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4916 on: July 06, 2026, 06:20:03 PM »
"Sugar Ray" Hankins !!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4917 on: July 07, 2026, 12:45:29 AM »
You have a real thin skin like most steroid abusers, it's why you don't last around here.

What's your problem? You just said welcome back and now you change your mind for some reason in particular? Oh you know well I can fire back if I want to, I dont see the point in endless keyboard wars where everyone thinks they have a piece of reality to say about me, its pathetic thats why I stepped away, I know my worth. And doing trt is hardly steroid abuse, like I said grow up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4918 on: July 07, 2026, 12:49:15 AM »
Abrasive tone directed at one of the heavier hitters…..

I hit like a lion and I told that to that gypsy when he said how hard he hits. He went to turn around but decided to get on the bus again, good decision.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4919 on: July 07, 2026, 02:20:31 AM »
I hit like a lion and I told that to that gypsy when he said how hard he hits. He went to turn around but decided to get on the bus again, good decision.

nothing gayer than a man who talks about how he "almost" got in a fight hahaha. yeah im sure you scared him away with your stern words. you had the opportunity to get in a fight and defend someone. police would have respected you and arrested the other guy if they witnessed it.

face it, your not a fighter. you bottled it and probably spent the next three hours shaking with adrenaline and wishing you threw a punch. No way i would ever rely on a man like you to protect me

BigRo the cowardly lion

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4920 on: July 07, 2026, 02:39:45 AM »
nothing gayer than a man who talks about how he "almost" got in a fight hahaha. yeah im sure you scared him away with your stern words. you had the opportunity to get in a fight and defend someone. police would have respected you and arrested the other guy if they witnessed it.

face it, your not a fighter. you bottled it and probably spent the next three hours shaking with adrenaline and wishing you threw a punch. No way i would ever rely on a man like you to protect me

BigRo the cowardly lion


Thanks for validating what I just said, like I should take your words as gospel truth, you're a demonic bitch whore. I gave him the opportunity for the street fight he wanted, he bottled it and its a good thing because I could have killed him when his unconcsious head hit the pavement. I felt adrenaline of course but no shaking at all, no hyper heartbeat or breathing. I also said lets fight in the ring but he lied about giving me his number, he didnt.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4921 on: July 07, 2026, 02:49:52 AM »
I hit like a lion and I told that to that gypsy when he said how hard he hits. He went to turn around but decided to get on the bus again, good decision.

In your boxing videos, you look slow and awkward. I don’t think you have the capability to knock out anyone.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4922 on: July 07, 2026, 02:55:23 AM »
"i said lets fight in the ring" hahahaha. Epic fantasies of being a boxer. your a big gaylord with the heart of a chicken

did you also dance around and throw a few jabs in the air to try and intimidate him into backing down? face it, you absolutely shat yourself. you witnessed a poor elderly man get violently assaulted and when the attacker turned on you, you refused to use violence as self defense and instead turned into Don King to organize a boxing match next week LOL. stop fantasizing about what you "could have" done. What you DID do was back down from a fight. Real fighters would have knocked the guy unconcious. I could never date a guy who is incapable of defending me  :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4923 on: July 07, 2026, 02:58:09 AM »
In your boxing videos, you look slow and awkward. I don’t think you have the capability to knock out anyone.

More lies. The last video displayed speed and agility and that's a fact, why am I wasting time with all this fuckery again? I was welcomed back and felt like sharing something relevant to real life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4924 on: July 07, 2026, 03:05:59 AM »
"i said lets fight in the ring" hahahaha. Epic fantasies of being a boxer. your a big gaylord with the heart of a chicken

did you also dance around and throw a few jabs in the air to try and intimidate him into backing down? face it, you absolutely shat yourself. you witnessed a poor elderly man get violently assaulted and when the attacker turned on you, you refused to use violence as self defense and instead turned into Don King to organize a boxing match next week LOL. stop fantasizing about what you "could have" done. What you DID do was back down from a fight. Real fighters would have knocked the guy unconcious. I could never date a guy who is incapable of defending me  :-X :-X :-X

Actually capable men are reserved on the street knowing the destructive power they channel.Tell me again how it is cowardice to step between and restrain him from further assault, holding his right arm?  If he really wanted to fight he would have missed his bus like I did and went at it, or he would have given his number and settle it in the ring, but he did neither and why do you keep going on like I would want to date the likes of you or even defend you? You're scum of the earth. What a fucking cesspit.