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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5775 on: August 13, 2026, 03:32:58 PM »
He’s trying to sucker you in. One of those has 2026 on it and he’ll claim she went to law school long ago.
  The red Tort Law book looks like it was from Kennedy's presidential term. Hanky is stoned 24/7, and he has been talking about law school for over 2 years now. Hasn't attended a class.

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« Reply #5776 on: August 13, 2026, 04:28:33 PM »
  The red Tort Law book looks like it was from Kennedy's presidential term. Hanky is stoned 24/7, and he has been talking about law school for over 2 years now. Hasn't attended a class.

Doesn’t orientation count for at least 1 CEU  ???

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« Reply #5777 on: August 13, 2026, 09:30:22 PM »
Waiting for stories of Hankins arguing with his law professors, telling them why they are wrong.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5778 on: Today at 04:22:44 AM »
Once the law school recognizes Bhanky's legal expertise (escaped prosecution in hundreds of arrests), they will promote him to full professor.

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« Reply #5779 on: Today at 07:16:17 AM »
Once the law school recognizes Bhanky's legal expertise (escaped prosecution in hundreds of arrests), they will promote him to full professor.

Then he’ll use that same strategy and all his ailments for getting an MD.

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« Reply #5780 on: Today at 10:22:09 AM »
Then he’ll use that same strategy and all his ailments for getting an MD.

Bhanky had all his operations without anesthetic so he could observe and learn.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5781 on: Today at 10:51:14 AM »
Brian Wood Healy Hankins has  1" peeneroid.
You see his BB pics with that tiny thing peeping out of his trunks?? No wonder why he's so angry...

THE ANGRY INCH

Child abuser like Sandrak...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5782 on: Today at 10:57:48 AM »
Bhanky had all his operations without anesthetic so he could observe and learn.

I don’t know about that, but I do know he doesn’t use any opioids.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5783 on: Today at 11:03:35 AM »
"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

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« Reply #5784 on: Today at 11:15:34 AM »
All he is doing is admitting to his drug abuse. Though he's not smart enough to figure that out. (Eat Clen, Tren Hard).
Plus he lies like a rug 24x7. And abuses women, kids, animals.

A true cowardly PoS... Says he beat up everyone in his life. Though, the only ones on record he got beaten/owned. (and looked gassed/pathetic).
Looks like Herman Munster with his "foot work". (Herman is more athletic though).

Phukking loser... Bald, hair transplant, drugs, social media 14 yr old, kid abuser (we saw him rip that baby from Jen Spleenteets arms).

I just might need to rail her with my 8-inch Hankins. You havent touched the sides of even a condom with your Mouse-Caulk.

JOSH WOULD FUKK YOU UP IN A MINUTE!!!


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5785 on: Today at 11:16:58 AM »

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« Reply #5786 on: Today at 12:23:34 PM »
"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 :D

and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

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« Reply #5787 on: Today at 01:03:24 PM »
and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

He might be confusing Crohns with Downs. It’s an honest mistake by somebody (with Downs)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5788 on: Today at 01:19:01 PM »
 Bhanky eats the food pyramid...all at once.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5789 on: Today at 02:37:16 PM »
Bhanky bought a finger-cot for a condom, but it fell off... Poor Emm the scarecrow...


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5790 on: Today at 05:06:39 PM »
and I ate a 3 scoop protein shake and half a portion of special chow mein and Im about 4 weeks off Brians condition at 61

And he claims he has Crohns, what a fucking idiot

That amount of food would kill someone with crohns

I think his crohns is in remission.

100% correct that food would  have somebody with Crohn’s in the hospital

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5791 on: Today at 05:19:14 PM »
The science is clear. French toast is medicine

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5792 on: Today at 05:44:48 PM »
I think his crohns is in remission.

100% correct that food would  have somebody with Crohn’s in the hospital
Not hankenstein, he's built different remember

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5793 on: Today at 05:45:46 PM »
"I went grocery shopping yesterday and loaded up on carbs to refill my glycogen stores.

Yesterday I ate half a dozen donuts, an entire box of orange cream popsicles, half a birthday cake, a pound of chicken salad, a rack of ribs, 2 scoops of mashed potatoes, 2 bowls of ice cream , a steak eggs and cheese bagel, 4 pieces of bacon, half a loaf of French bread, 3 slices of pizza, one sleeve of chocolate chip cookies, a glass of milk, and 2 cokes yesterday plus half a dozen protein coffees.

I did put a few pounds back on. But still even after eating more today 2 donuts 4 bacon and 3 protein coffee so far plus 1 slice of cake and 1 breakfast danish. I am fairly trim"

 :D
  Brian needs to get his calories at 10K just to hit 200lbs? His blood must be like syrup. He's getting that weird DJ181 veiny look.