Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1528079 times)

joswift · « **Reply #5950 on:** **Today** at 06:20:28 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on Today at 05:58:51 AM

No FNG way - that requires an LSAT score in top 1% which we know he did not get and the cost is over 100k a year.

"Annual tuition at the New York University School of Law is $87,312 for the 2026–2027 academic year. When factoring in mandatory registration, health and tech fees, housing, food, books, and insurance, the total estimated annual cost of attendance reaches approximately $127,668."

Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September

joswift · « **Reply #5951 on:** **Today** at 06:21:21 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on Today at 05:59:45 AM

He’s got connections! Take a look at the banner.

This is from their LinkedIn profile:

the torch looks like his fucking hair...

chaos · « **Reply #5952 on:** **Today** at 06:23:03 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on Today at 05:54:42 AM

Whoa - I'm in NYC area - WTF is this nonsense from Hanky Panky.

You guys can be neighbors and share closet space!

joswift · « **Reply #5953 on:** **Today** at 06:32:37 AM »

https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/classes-begin-fall-2026

Open day tomorrow

hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS

im sure Brian will fit right in with the other students

webstar · « **Reply #5954 on:** **Today** at 06:37:00 AM »

Quote from: joswift on Today at 06:20:28 AM

Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September

Hahaha,

He definitely, didn’t leave the state.

Imagine him trying to have a conversation with another student?

He will back at home punching holes in the wall by Halloween.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #5955 on:** **Today** at 06:41:24 AM »

Quote from: joswift on Today at 06:32:37 AM

hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS

Does this mean bhanks photoshopped the purple banner?

BB · « **Reply #5956 on:** **Today** at 06:46:10 AM »

https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/weekly .

This won't end well. Hankins, go stop by Uniqlo at 546 Broadway, and buy some clothes that fit. You look like you found one of Ben Matlock's old suits in the trash, you're swimming in it.

Edit, he's in NYC, he was sharing pics of entering and driving around the city.

Rambone · « **Reply #5957 on:** **Today** at 06:46:39 AM »

Quote from: joswift on Today at 06:32:37 AM

https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/classes-begin-fall-2026

Open day tomorrow

hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS

im sure Brian will fit right in with the other students

Yeah but today is Monday, and he’s there in-person for it which shows pure dedication. Everything is online these days including Getbig University. Colleges just want tuition money. Get with the times!

IroNat · « **Reply #5958 on:** **Today** at 06:47:28 AM »

Good luck, Bhanky!

Lartinos · « **Reply #5959 on:** **Today** at 06:59:22 AM »

It’s fitting he returns to the city that started his illustrious career.

Now what is a lawyer’s equivalent to 6 monitors?

Rambone · « **Reply #5960 on:** **Today** at 07:26:50 AM »

Flex and the City: Law School Edition

delon · « **Reply #5961 on:** **Today** at 07:58:16 AM »

Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny

chaos · « **Reply #5962 on:** **Today** at 08:02:45 AM »

Quote from: delon on Today at 07:58:16 AM

Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny

Looks like he had a banner made and hung it off a curtain rod.

Rambone · « **Reply #5963 on:** **Today** at 08:06:36 AM »

GOD DAMMIT!!!

Rambone · « **Reply #5964 on:** **Today** at 08:08:56 AM »

Danimal/beakdoctor is boots on ground looking for bhanks on campus to confirm everything

webstar · « **Reply #5965 on:** **Today** at 08:20:14 AM »

Quote from: delon on Today at 07:58:16 AM

Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny

There’s no way it’s NYU or he left the state.

Look at the “classroom” there’s a small bulletin board in the back.

Lol -idiots at Devry

webstar · « **Reply #5966 on:** **Today** at 08:23:15 AM »

lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”

chaos · « **Reply #5967 on:** **Today** at 08:33:06 AM »

Quote from: webstar on Today at 08:23:15 AM

lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”

Bro....

Rambone · « **Reply #5968 on:** **Today** at 08:48:35 AM »

Quote from: webstar on Today at 08:23:15 AM

lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”

We’re off to a solid start! Bhanks will be teaching this class in no time!

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Very first example first question in law school and the prof answer is wrong as can be. I nearly lost my mind mentioned it to the prof and she told me to relax and calm down and maybe it should have the word not in it. Maybe you think it literally says the exact opposite of what it is supposed to say. Considered explaining it to her further and decided it wasn’t worth it. But I think my prof doesn’t like me already and they teach several classes . But the answer was wrong as can be I probably shouldn’t have interrupted to say it was wrong in front of the class but it was driving me insane as everyone just nodded and agreed.

I don’t understand how they can be so wrong and also not like bhanks

joswift · « **Reply #5969 on:** **Today** at 08:54:40 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on Today at 08:48:35 AM

We’re off to a solid start! Bhanks will be teaching this class in no time!

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I don’t understand how they can be so wrong and also not like bhanks

the guy is so socially unaware of how much of a kunt he really is...

keanu · « **Reply #5970 on:** **Today** at 08:55:22 AM »

Quote from: joswift on Today at 06:20:28 AM

Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September

Please don't end this before it starts. Let him drop out on his own. This is gold.

joswift · « **Reply #5971 on:** **Today** at 08:57:48 AM »

Quote from: keanu on Today at 08:55:22 AM

Please don't end this before it starts. Let him drop out on his own. This is gold.

Im trying to find an address, hes not where he claims he is

Rambone · « **Reply #5972 on:** **Today** at 09:00:35 AM »

This could very well be a homemade banner hanging in the garage (next to the Strict Curl Nation banner)

Either way, he’s got his Datejust on, so he means business.