He's Wood-Healy Hankins, beating up the gals,
He takes it in the shitter, by his flaming ghey pals,
His 1-inch peeper, it got to big-tit Jen,
But Healy wasn't happy, he loves to rear-end men,
Dick-root pics, for strangers here online,
Proving he's a tuff-guy, failing all the time,
Diving in the pool with his gullet and his dome,
Poor little Spency, a violent mixed-up home,
End of the day if you think that you are junk,
Just look at ole Wood-Healy, a loon, a tool, a lunk,
His 1-inch peeper, keeps him angry at the world,
His 0-2 fight record, this kvnt cant beat a girl
(though he tries many times, woman beater)...