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Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« on: October 31, 2025, 07:36:11 AM »
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2025, 07:41:18 AM »
finally, someone more desperate than Hankins to be a winner at something
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2025, 08:29:08 AM »
That's not Marc Dugdale.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2025, 08:31:11 AM »
"The average penis size in the UK ranges from 3.5 to 5.8 inches."

Is this real? Is it from the colder weather?
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2025, 09:20:20 AM »
He says his penis is too small to even have sex. Suicide may be the only option.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2025, 09:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2025, 09:20:20 AM
He says his penis is too small to even have sex. Suicide may be the only option.

Or convert to Islam...
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2025, 09:27:50 AM »
Quote from: joswift on October 31, 2025, 09:25:55 AM
Or convert to Islam...
??? Sheep and goats like smaller penis'?
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2025, 09:57:36 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2025, 09:27:50 AM
??? Sheep and goats like smaller penis'?

I believe it was a suicide bomber joke.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2025, 10:02:06 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on October 31, 2025, 09:57:36 AM
I believe it was a suicide bomber joke.

if he ends up with 72 virgins he will have the biggest dick they ever had
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2025, 11:30:40 AM »
If I had this condition I would ask the Sun to do a story with a big picture of me too.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2025, 12:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2025, 09:20:20 AM
He says his penis is too small to even have sex. Suicide may be the only option.


I remember a few years back some French billionaire died during a penis enlargement surgery. It’s like dude, how small was it that you’re a billionaire and still felt like you need it?
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2025, 12:56:37 PM »
This guy definitely spends a lot of his free time protesting ICE.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2025, 01:52:32 PM »
I bet there's a porn category for small dicked fellas  :D
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2025, 11:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on October 31, 2025, 12:09:46 PM

I remember a few years back some French billionaire died during a penis enlargement surgery. It’s like dude, how small was it that you’re a billionaire and still felt like you need it?
A small penised man always feels poor.
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Re: Getbigger: "I’ve got the ‘world’s SMALLEST penis’ – women laugh at me..."
« Reply #14 on: Today at 05:55:02 AM »
I know how the poor guy feels.................NO T!!!!!!!!11111     ;D
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